Murican Abroad

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13205 **Location:** Life

Why do all NL **** walk so slow?

poehalcho · **Posted:** Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:34 am

Where the **** did you even find pedestrians in NL?

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13205 **Location:** Life

I'm at the airport. Fuckers are practically begging me to just mow them down.

poehalcho · **Posted:** Sun Mar 22, 2015 10:47 am

Oh.
They had to chug down their emergency supplies when they found out they couldn't take it abroad, so they're a little slow right now. Don't let it bother you too much.

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13205 **Location:** Life

Side note; I love how smoking in airports here in europe is so easy.

America has failed me in that regard.

.curve · **Posted:** Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:28 pm

Tasdik wrote:

Side note; I love how smoking in airports here in europe is so easy.

America has failed me in that regard.

Oh my god I could imagine the frenzy as someone casually lit up a cig in America. TSA swarming in, someone yelling bomb, chaos, panic, kids screaming for their mothers, every Middle Eastern looking person tackled to the ground(randomly, of course.)

Whereas level headed places see it as no big deal.

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13205 **Location:** Life

So, I've had to resort to rudimentary spanish to communicate with the people here.

Yay for Latin languages!

Also, 6ft high fence? Ain't gonna keep me away from the Delphi. Silly Europeans.

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

Tasdik wrote:

Also, 6ft high fence? Ain't gonna keep me away from the Delphi

Did you even tried to climb over the fence ? xD

Anyways... Do you have any pictures of your trip ?

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13205 **Location:** Life

I jumped it. Felt bad. Jumped back across.

They'd need like a 10 ft high fence to stop me.

ShaDeVi · **Joined:** Jul 2014 **Posts:** 155 **Location:** where

if you are searching for new home in europe with high fences try zoo xD

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13205 **Location:** Life

Europeans are so worried about the nonessentials it's hilarious.

Walked by about 30 pepole standing outside our hotel cowering under a shelter from the rain. I said "**** that" and strode across the street in the down pour to get a cup of Coffee.

They were dazed, confused, but more importantly turned on by my audacity.

ShaDeVi · **Joined:** Jul 2014 **Posts:** 155 **Location:** where

silly tasdik and his silly stories

[Orphen] · **Posted:** Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:13 am

Tasdik wrote:

Europeans are so worried about the nonessentials it's hilarious.

Walked by about 30 pepole standing outside our hotel cowering under a shelter from the rain. I said "**** that" and strode across the street in the down pour to get a cup of Coffee.

They were dazed, confused, but more importantly turned on by my audacity.

Tasdik, you my friend, are a boss. I must say, your manliness turned me on a little.

Hope you have fun in Europe buddy!

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

ShaDeVi wrote:

silly tasdik and his silly stories

ROFL
We want to hear all your.... silly stories @Tasdik

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13205 **Location:** Life

In Rome now. Met the pope tonight. He's not a very chatty fellow. Nice guy tho.

Also, I fell in love with an Italian woman named Isabella. We're getting married this fall.

poehalcho · **Posted:** Sat Apr 04, 2015 8:00 am

Last time I was in Italy I found out Italian pizza is surprisingly bad.
Probably should've given it another try at another place, but w/e.

Love · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 5336 **Location:**

Tasdik wrote:

Side note; I love how smoking in airports here in europe is so easy.

America has failed me in that regard.

I make it a point to walk up to every person smoking in public because **** you, I don't need to filter anyone's bad habit.

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

Tasdik wrote:

Also, I fell in love with an Italian woman named Isabella. We're getting married this fall.

Ha ha.. Yeah right !

ShaDeVi · **Joined:** Jul 2014 **Posts:** 155 **Location:** where

*BlackFox wrote:

ShaDeVi wrote:

silly tasdik and his silly stories

ROFL
We want to hear all your.... silly stories @Tasdik

the TRUTH is....nothing beats your silly animal stories !

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13205 **Location:** Life

You clearly haven't read my erotic novel I wrote.

On topic; spent the past few days in some costal island town. Heading to Venice now.

ShaDeVi · **Joined:** Jul 2014 **Posts:** 155 **Location:** where

Tasdik wrote:

You clearly haven't read my erotic novel I wrote.

On topic; spent the past few days in some costal island town. Heading to Venice now.

Sounds like absolute fiction !

_Bisu_ · **Joined:** Jul 2013 **Posts:** 188 **Location:** `,. .,`

Tasdik wrote:

You clearly haven't read my erotic novel I wrote.

On topic; spent the past few days in some costal island town. Heading to Venice now.

The one you failed to forge ? @sig

Trip to Europe huh, that's quite a....ClapTastic voyage. It's a big thing for a little yellow guy like you, I mean robot.

When you get hungry in Venice, visit pizzeria trattoria all'anfora, i've been hearing they have up to 40% off.

non ego man · **Posted:** Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:12 pm

Tasdik wrote:

ShaDeVi wrote:

the TRUTH is....nothing beats your silly animal stories !

You clearly haven't read my erotic novel I wrote.

I thought your erotic novel WAS one of your silly animal stories.

_Bisu_ · **Joined:** Jul 2013 **Posts:** 188 **Location:** `,. .,`

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cqNDmPPLo

My favorite erotic love story. :wink:

ShaDeVi · **Joined:** Jul 2014 **Posts:** 155 **Location:** where

[quote="_Bisu_"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cqNDmPPLo

ah classic love story, reek looks like he wants to hide behind someone !

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