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oh wait i remember something, i was going somewhere and the taxi cab was being an asshole, so when i got off i swore at him and he almost him, luckily he only got a tire over my foot

I swallowed a nickel when i was like 9 and i thought i was going to die mentally.

I'm an anyi-social pussy who's to lazy to go outside. So i have none.

I almost died this previous January. Just passed out and my heart almost stopped along with my brain shutting down >.< But I is ok nowz=]

Swimming for me is like second nature, cross the road - oh there's the beach.

A car almost ran me over on a highway, i was too busy talking and didnt notice i was crossing it lol.
I was about to walk right infront of it then my friend pulled me back.

I fell out of the window once from the third floor... >.<

I fell in the bushes which were like, 5 feet high...

But I was scared like hell when it happened..

Let's see

Fell in the stairs (1floor actually) landed on my neck. XD (it's funny because we were drunk...)

got hit by a car, speeding in a parking lot. Afterwards could stick my pinkie through my cheek.

Oh I hate it when they do that >,>

Almost got run over by a car on the road. My whole class was on the move, I didn't really look around; all that I saw was the car maybe 2-3 meters away from me, and then I felt a classmate pulling me back.

Fell in the stairs(2nd to 1st floor of our house) when I was a small baby, Almost got hit by a truck when I was 6/7... that's all.

i almost drowned to, for a couple of years ago. but my uncle saved me

fell down 2 floors landed on my back/head, didnt get a scratch... thats my near death moment

i see most srf'ers dont pay attention to cars , even i check the roads in SRO before i cross them, i almost got hit by a earth ghost

2.5/10

me a fast car was coming so i ran the other side ,and guess what ,another car comes and hitted me ,but thanks god i was ok ,but it hurted

was having a competition with some friends to see who could suck the most helium out of a balloon. i sucked up almost the whole balloon and passed out, next thing i know i woke up in the ER. apparently the helium made me suffocate

I almost died in my dream once.

Um let's see, got hit by car once, motorbike accident (I wasn't even driving wtf), got stuck under water when my catamaran collapsed and found out lungs aren't capable of breathing water.
And the one I'm proud of most:


Falling 14 metres (45.9ft) out of the mast during a storm where we had a rope stuck, and we had to get the sails down asap. Photo's not our boat, but it's the same type.
Broke my wrist and 3 ribs + the standard bruises and cuts etc etc yada yada. I barely remember anything of it.

Doctor said I had a guardian angel watching over me.
I think God just doesn't want my company in Heaven.

i thought i was gonna die when i smoked to much haze :O

-Almost got hit by a car while crossing the road
-Almost slid off a hill to jagged rocks (dock area) (it was after an ice storm and me and my friends decided to slide down a hill lol)

One time I was going up in an elevator in a hotel, and I was going up from the 1st to the 8th floor, but when I got past the 6th floor, the elevator shut down and the lights went off. I was alittle scared because I was alone and I couldn't see and I didn't know if there was a fire or what, but I was feeling my way around looking for the emergency button.
I then hit it, and was waiting for like 5 minutes. Then the elevator tipped to the side. I jumped and went to the other side, I thought it was going to fall. But then the escape thing on top of the elevator opened, and it was the people trying to get me out, the worker was working on it for like 10 minutes, then he said he needed a tool, so he got out to go get it. But when he was getting out, his foot clipped the pulley on the elevator and the rope slipped out.
The elevator then slipped down again, and I sighed with relief because it stopped moving. But then I heard a loud noise, and the elevator just started to drop. It was falling, and I couldn't stop it. I screamed, and I was counting down the moments in my life. But then I remembered I'd been smoking alot of hasheesh recently, and maybe some of this could be in my head. And you know what? It was, I didn't leave the room for the whole day

Lol, not really.

I got hit by a car - got my both legs broken

I've almost gotten run over several times; goes to show that sleep depravity doesn't really work if you're trying to negotiate busy streets on foot.

And the other time I choked on hard candy...that sucked

Can't really remember the other times '~,~

i almost drowned saving a friend. dont EVER try to save anyone more than twice your weight. get help

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When i was 3, We were in my summer home in Cartagena. and that day, Carlos Vives. A really famous Colombian Singer was staying with us, anyway. I got a little excited at dinner apparently, like soon after her arrived. So, i was standing on one of the chairs at the dinner table, and i was like jumping around. Well, i lost my balance and fell on to the corner of the table, with my eye brow hitting the exact corner. I passed out immediately, my skin was torn off and i was gushing blood. I had to be Heli-evac'd out to hospital. Luckily i didn't loose my sight, i had 8 stitches, and if it was 2mm deeper, i would not have been here to tell you this story.

When i was 4, once again in the same summer estate in Cartagena. My cousins were staying with us, so one night. Me, my sister, and 2 of my cousins. Decided to have a little naughty fun, dawning t-shirts over our mouthes like masks and filters. We went to every bathroom and found every single bottle of Talcum/Baby powder we could get our little hands on. Anyway, we brought it back to our room, and let it rip. There was baby powder everywhere, (i dono why we thought this was fun) anyway. Through the blinding mist, we decided to jump from one bed to the other, and back. Well, i miscalculated something, and i jumped and missed the bed landing on the floor, my head flew forward smacking the mattress and ricocheting backwards. However, unluckily it found my cousin's flying through the air foot, and i was knocked unconscious, and had both nostrils broken and bleeding.

When i was 8 (i think), i had a friend over in my appartment, and we were messing around and shit. Well anyway, we were jumping on the bed (yes all good stories start like this) and i decided to do a jump landing on my back, well once again my geometry was a little off and i ended up whacking my skull on the corner of my night table, this resulted in torn scalp, hairline fracture to the skull, 6 stitches and me screaming bloody murder. Whilst of course blood was gushing everywhere. Best thing of all, this is the day we had gotten our brand new car, and it's first ever use was to have me cover it with blood whilst rushing to the hospital. Of course im glad for my granny who kept slapping the bajesus out of me to keep me conscious.

October about 3 years ago now, i was leaving school and my friend wanted help with her iPod, so she offered me a lift back home, whilst i work on her iPod and LapTop, anyway. She decided to drive, but at this time most of them were driving so no problem. Anyway, we got on the toll, and she decided to be a smart ass, put the car in sport mode, and started doing about 160km/h. It was mostly straights, so although scared i didn't really mind. However, she took a corner at 180km/h (she said she hit the gas accidentally before the break) and thats where we fishtailed, spun around 180*. Went backwards into a ditch, hit the wall. Flipped over 3 times whilst doing two 360* turns, finally ending up. Upside down, over the windshield (THANK GOD FOR SEAT BELTS!) and the windshield was cracked not broken, but the best part. The windshield was hanging over a sewer which was a good 2meters down. Well, i walked away with only 1 bruise, a little bruise to my cheek. How did i get that? The laptop i was working on, smacked me in the face.

Yeah, how im still alive, i really don't know. But im thankful for it. *Knocks Wood*

Btw those are only my life threatening injuries.

I got hit by a car crossing the street, got hit by a car running a red light, almost drowned in a pool cuz my leg cramped up, and a tornado passed me about a street away(I was in a building but it was still scary cuz it blew the windows)

I got hit by a car once which was running through red and when i was crossing the road