BoycOTT doritos!!!

Maniac · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 113 **Location:**

I saw a new brand of Doritos the other day called "EXTREME DORITOS." What the hell were they thinking? As if anyone eating "EXTREME DORITOS" isn't going to be some greasy fatass nerd with skid marks in his underwear, they market these chips using healthy athletic models that get laid all the time. The problem is that people who eat Doritos NEVER GET LAID.

It was bad enough that they tried to market "3D" Doritos with "the three-dimensional taste sensation that's making waves across the country," but now we have to put up with more in-your-face extreme DO-THE-DEW morons on TV who are trying to make a bag of smelly chips look cool by jumping off a cliff (not that I'm against people jumping off of cliffs, I'm all for it as long as their necks break). One of the main reasons I don't eat Doritos is because I like my corn chips bullshit free. They market these 3D chips as being new and intense.. as opposed to their regular 2D chips?

What they really need to start marketing is an "EXTREME SHUT THE HELL UP" brand of Doritos that contains the bubonic plague in every bag. That will solve two problems at once: 1. No more lame Doritos commercials and 2. No more child molesters since only child molesters eat Doritos anyway. Holy shit.. that's a good idea. I should be king.

dom · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:52 pm

Maddox kapwns all k thx, I bought his book

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=dorito

With that said, don't try to steal people's material. Oh and Anime poses a greater threat to human kind.

AllEyezOnMe · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 1166

GO EAT SOME DORITOS ASSHOLE!

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

AllEyezOnMe wrote:

GO EAT SOME DORITOS ASSHOLE!

lol'ed so hard

Draquish · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 6423 **Location:** ____

Boycott Doritos?!?!

Give me Doritos or give me death!

Death!

lexies2 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:57 pm

your name states you exactly

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Maniac wrote:

I saw a new brand of Doritos the other day called "EXTREME DORITOS." What the hell were they thinking? As if anyone eating "EXTREME DORITOS" isn't going to be some greasy fatass nerd with skid marks in his underwear, they market these chips using healthy athletic models that get laid all the time. The problem is that people who eat Doritos NEVER GET LAID.

It was bad enough that they tried to market "3D" Doritos with "the three-dimensional taste sensation that's making waves across the country," but now we have to put up with more in-your-face extreme DO-THE-DEW morons on TV who are trying to make a bag of smelly chips look cool by jumping off a cliff (not that I'm against people jumping off of cliffs, I'm all for it as long as their necks break). One of the main reasons I don't eat Doritos is because I like my corn chips bullshit free. They market these 3D chips as being new and intense.. as opposed to their regular 2D chips?

What they really need to start marketing is an "EXTREME SHUT THE HELL UP" brand of Doritos that contains the bubonic plague in every bag. That will solve two problems at once: 1. No more lame Doritos commercials and 2. No more child molesters since only child molesters eat Doritos anyway. Holy shit.. that's a good idea. I should be king.

Apparently you're new to TV and have never seen a common advertisement.

lexies2 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:02 pm

AllEyezOnMe wrote:

You get 2 choices.

Suck Maniac's dick or eat doritos and I sure as hell hope you aren't gay. 0_0

For one I'm a girl (though its still sick

) And 2nd, ill eat doritos (hehe guacamole ftw)

Stallowned · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:04 pm

What does eating doritoes have to do with how often (if ever) someone gets laid? :roll:

Criterion- · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 370 **Location:** new york

I have just one question for you.

Why the **** do you care? Turn off the TV or change the channel.

canakin · **Posted:** Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:27 pm

ok relax and repeat after me : po-ta-to

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

Maniac wrote:

I saw a new brand of Doritos the other day called "EXTREME DORITOS." What the hell were they thinking? As if anyone eating "EXTREME DORITOS" isn't going to be some greasy fatass nerd with skid marks in his underwear, they market these chips using healthy athletic models that get laid all the time. The problem is that people who eat Doritos NEVER GET LAID.

It was bad enough that they tried to market "3D" Doritos with "the three-dimensional taste sensation that's making waves across the country," but now we have to put up with more in-your-face extreme DO-THE-DEW morons on TV who are trying to make a bag of smelly chips look cool by jumping off a cliff (not that I'm against people jumping off of cliffs, I'm all for it as long as their necks break). One of the main reasons I don't eat Doritos is because I like my corn chips bullshit free. They market these 3D chips as being new and intense.. as opposed to their regular 2D chips?

What they really need to start marketing is an "EXTREME SHUT THE HELL UP" brand of Doritos that contains the bubonic plague in every bag. That will solve two problems at once: 1. No more lame Doritos commercials and 2. No more child molesters since only child molesters eat Doritos anyway. Holy shit.. that's a good idea. I should be king.

Marketing sucks. Deal with it. I learned that awhile ago lol. If you let all that shit piss you off you'll never be remotely happy again...

I dunno bout Dorito's eaters being all of that...but Dorito's do cut the top of your mouth. The 2D one's anyways.

Maniac · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 113 **Location:**

this wasnt written by me i forgot to cite sources, it was written by a man name maddox and i thought it was relle funny and had to be posted

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

LOL my bro used to have that site as his homepage. I never looked but he said it had some cool shit.

AllEyezOnMe · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 1166

lexies2 wrote:

AllEyezOnMe wrote:

You get 2 choices.

Suck Maniac's dick or eat doritos and I sure as hell hope you aren't gay. 0_0

For one I'm a girl (though its still sick

) And 2nd, ill eat doritos (hehe guacamole ftw)

I deleted that post, not sure how the whole "suck a dick" part would go over on these forums. :roll:

But if you're a girl.....you shouldn't really think that's nasty.

dom · **Posted:** Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:36 am

AllEyezOnMe wrote:

But if you're a girl.....you shouldn't really think that's nasty.

L2P life please. Maybe she has self respect.

lexies2 · **Posted:** Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:59 am

dom wrote:

AllEyezOnMe wrote:

But if you're a girl.....you shouldn't really think that's nasty.

L2P life please. Maybe she has self respect.

Okay, yes I do have a little self respect(have some men come to think we all ho our selves? :roll:

) Now the crap stops here before this turns into a flame war

xRecoil · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 347 **Location:**

Maniac wrote:

I saw a new brand of Doritos the other day called "EXTREME DORITOS." What the hell were they thinking? As if anyone eating "EXTREME DORITOS" isn't going to be some greasy fatass nerd with skid marks in his underwear, they market these chips using healthy athletic models that get laid all the time. The problem is that people who eat Doritos NEVER GET LAID.

It was bad enough that they tried to market "3D" Doritos with "the three-dimensional taste sensation that's making waves across the country," but now we have to put up with more in-your-face extreme DO-THE-DEW morons on TV who are trying to make a bag of smelly chips look cool by jumping off a cliff (not that I'm against people jumping off of cliffs, I'm all for it as long as their necks break). One of the main reasons I don't eat Doritos is because I like my corn chips bullshit free. They market these 3D chips as being new and intense.. as opposed to their regular 2D chips?

What they really need to start marketing is an "EXTREME SHUT THE HELL UP" brand of Doritos that contains the bubonic plague in every bag. That will solve two problems at once: 1. No more lame Doritos commercials and 2. No more child molesters since only child molesters eat Doritos anyway. Holy shit.. that's a good idea. I should be king.

Doritos are quite good if you ask me?

ZOMG I IZ ARE MAKE THREAD ABOUT HOW I HATE THE WORD MANIAC.

i play silk road · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 919 **Location:**

AllEyezOnMe wrote:

lexies2 wrote:

AllEyezOnMe wrote:

You get 2 choices.

Suck Maniac's dick or eat doritos and I sure as hell hope you aren't gay. 0_0

For one I'm a girl (though its still sick

) And 2nd, ill eat doritos (hehe guacamole ftw)

I deleted that post, not sure how the whole "suck a dick" part would go over on these forums. :roll:

But if you're a girl.....you shouldn't really think that's nasty.

not all girls are hoes

time to wake up
if u really wanna find someone who dosent think thats nasty, patrol the streets at 3:am in teh morning

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

lexies2 wrote:

dom wrote:

AllEyezOnMe wrote:

But if you're a girl.....you shouldn't really think that's nasty.

L2P life please. Maybe she has self respect.

Okay, yes I do have a little self respect(have some men come to think we all ho our selves? :roll:

) Now the crap stops here before this turns into a flame war

A chick who sucks my dick is a hoe? Lol if we knew eachother in RL it would only be as friends. :wink:

I would never date a girl who thought that close-mindedly.

It's called sexuality. Whatever you like to do, whatever comes to you when you're in that mood, then do it. That's plain stupid to hold yourself back over being fearful of labels or some stupid BS.

Hey, whatever floats your boat. But please don't go calling all chicks who suck dick hoes. That's Farking stupid.

EDIT: GL getting your boyfriend/husband to STFU about wanting some head, BTW. :roll:

EDIT2: So am I some kinda male slut for not being disgusted at the thought of eating pussy?(Don't really care if you find that word insultnig...just deal with it.)

0l3n · **Posted:** Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:56 pm

Hey could someone send me a Dorrito in the mail?

Never had one so I guess I cant boicott Dorritos if I havnt tried it. :roll:

Draquish · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 6423 **Location:** ____

0l3n wrote:

Hey could someone send me a Dorrito in the mail?

Never had one so I guess I cant boicott Dorritos if I havnt tried it. :roll:

NEVER HAD A DORITO!?~?~?~?!?@!?!

*faints*

Doritos=best chip out thr

0l3n · **Posted:** Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:14 pm

We dont have Dorritos in Sweden.

Atleest I dont think we do.

Draquish · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 6423 **Location:** ____

Yes you do. Your flavor choices are:

Sweden

Here in America we have those and about 3xxxx other flavors
:twisted:

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

draquish wrote:

Yes you do. Your flavor choices are:

Sweden

Here in America we have those and about 3xxxx other flavors
:twisted:

Alot of which taste similar to eachother.

0l3n · **Posted:** Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:26 pm

draquish wrote:

Yes you do. Your flavor choices are:

Sweden

Here in America we have those and about 3xxxx other flavors
:twisted:

Cool never knew that.

DarkJackal · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 6119 **Location:** A den~

Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos own~ >;P.

Everyone likes chips >.> lol.

lol there is a flavor called cool american? o.o.

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

He must have meant Cooler Ranch.

0l3n · **Posted:** Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:40 pm

Yeha, Cool American seems a bit weird.

hitokiri · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 3503 **Location:** here

Wow. This is a weird topic. Some different things being discussed.

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