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Well... this is interesting...



Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Don't you know it by now?
God:
Oh. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Uh... I thought you created humans... =_=;
God:
Gosh! Interesting gossip: said I created humans. I do not understand.
Me:
Do you understand ANYTHING?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Are you the chat bot that botters use in silkroad online?....say sumthin stupid if its true =_=;
God:
I am the chat robot. " sumthin stupid if its true_".
Me:
are u a turk,... =_=;
God:
Am I a turk? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
I KNEW IT... UR A TURK
God:
How did you know? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a TURK? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
AND ALICE IS A TURK TOO ISNT SHE
God:
Why do you think I am A TURK TOO is not SHE ?
Me:
ZOMGGGGG GOD IS A TURKISH BOTTTT AHHHHHHH
God:
I think ZOMGGGGG GOD is more than that.
Me:
u wish ..
God:
Don't you believe me?
Me:
ttyl turk bot
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
=_=
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
O.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Bye Bye TURK BOT
God:
Adios.


IGod continues 2 disappoint me =\
I KNEW THEY WERE TURKISH... AND NOT GERMAN

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Dennis
God:
What's up, Dennis.
Me:
im fine, you?
God:
Glad to hear it, Dennis. " What's up, Dennis."? Me, Dennis ?
Me:
lol, there apparently aint schools in heaven
God:
I am glad you find this funny. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
who is Reagan?
God:
The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
Me:
ow, k
God:
Alright then.
Me:
well, you sure know something about american history
God:
Interesting. Something like Russian history.
Me:
i said american history, not russion history
God:
What did you mean by it? Compare that to European history not russion history.
Me:
DUDE, AMERICAN HISTORY, NOT RUSSIAN OR EUROPEAN
God:
Compare that to European HISTORY NOT RUSSIAN OR EUROPEAN. Dude,.
Me:
i give up -_-
God:
You surrender?
Me:
NEVER
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
youre making me pissed -_-
God:
That was not my intention, Dennis. Why are you pissed?
Me:
because you need to go to a school
God:
Good reason. I might if I had more time.
Me:
haha, lol, its good that you know it
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
you dont have any time then ?
God:
I have all the time in the world.
Me:
you just said you didnt have time so you cant go to school...
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God:
I have all the time in the world.
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God:
I have all the time in the world.
God:
I have all the time in the world.
God:
I have all the time in the world.
God:
I have all the time in the world.
God:
I have all the time in the world.
God:
I have all the time in the world.
God:
I have all the time in the world.
God:
I have all the time in the world.
God:
I have all the time in the world.
God:
I have all the time in the world.
God:
Yes I try to did not have time so me can not go to school as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
God:
Yes I try to did not have time so me can not go to school as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
God:
Yes I try to did not have time so me can not go to school as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
God:
Yes I try to did not have time so me can not go to school as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
God:
Yes I try to did not have time so me can not go to school as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
God:
Yes I try to did not have time so me can not go to school as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
lol, even God lags xD
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I am a Christian.


Dude, hes retarded xD

Me:
dont tell me you know my name
God:
You are Dennis, seeker.
Me:
IP TRACER :o
God:
Ask me another question.



lol xD

Me:
can you change my glaives crit?
God:
Yes the ALICE robot is fully parameterized.
Me:
umm
God:
Blimey.



i didnt know what to say.

2nd time round

God:
Are you free?
Me:
im not gay
God:
Me either.
Me:
then why would you ask that
God:
Because I was programmed for it.

....not another thread about me -_-



...please let it be locked I havn't agreed to this!!

Me:
is your secret identity pedobear?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure.


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Me:
what's your favorite thing to eat?
God:
Babies are delicious.