What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?

iGod · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 3728 **Location:**

Go muslim?

bakafish · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:43 pm

Tsume wrote:

Ok, so you go for a big shit. After you finish you reach for the toilet paper - but wait, there's none left! (oh noez)

What do you do?

There's a reason why we have two hands. :wink:

izmeister · **Joined:** Feb 2008 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:** Yes

iGod wrote:

Go muslim?

d00d your hilarious!1!!111

I wantz to be j|_|z7 lik3 u mein

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

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StealMySoda · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 5245 **Location:**

Keep your pants around you ankles and waddle to wherever the toilet paper is kept.
I was lucky at home it was kept in a cupboard in the bathroom.
Now I'm living on my own. If I run out, I'm farked. Almost ran out, but not quite.

washikaba · **Joined:** Oct 2008 **Posts:** 76 **Location:** PHEONIX

well if its at home just junp into the shower, public place :S i have no idea what i'd do probably just pull up pants and walk slowly home (with very little sitting) or at another persons house just lie to them saying your not feeling well or something and go home and wipe.

washikaba · **Joined:** Oct 2008 **Posts:** 76 **Location:** PHEONIX

or just take off a sock. at least with a sock you dont really need it and you could put the sock right on your hand and get EVERYTHING

JKMB · **Joined:** Apr 2008 **Posts:** 822 **Location:**

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nohunta · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:16 pm

Anyone had to go so bad and they were on the road and not another stop for 50 miles. Gf. I went in the woods did tho do got it on the back of my pants and draws, used socks to wipe and kept going with nothing but Shoes, T-Shirt, and a pair of baggy shorts^.^ ( I always wear shorts up under my pants).

Jstar1 · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4757 **Location:**

I just walk with my legs spread apart to where the paper towel is and grab a bunch of it

SidiousX · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:10 pm

JKMB wrote:

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As weird as this may seem, its more hygienic than toilet paper.

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

If i was at home, i would get up and get the toilet paper thats under the sink..

If i was in a public washroom, i would take the toilet paper roll, uncoil it and wipe it with that

Scorpio · **Joined:** Nov 2008 **Posts:** 31 **Location:** ?!

Crumpets wrote:

Reach for my coat pocket that is always filled with at least 1 bag of tissues ?

Or in ze house, just go to the supply room and get more ..

Yea .. and look first before you do something lol..

Btw: crumpet I really laugh on your SIG .. and priams oh god
what a idea you had.

Midori · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3425 **Location:**

bakafish · **Posted:** Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:43 pm

What the hell are you reading...

Grimm-.- · **Posted:** Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:46 pm

lol i love this thread, unfortunately u have nothing to contribute

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

I would sacrifice a part of my shirt

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:03 pm

Squirt wrote:

I would sacrifice a part of my shirt

Only morons don't check beforehand, people like Squirt on the other hand come to any conclusions after the shit's on their hands, head, and the remains are downscaling along his legs.

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

Grimjaw wrote:

Squirt wrote:

I would sacrifice a part of my shirt

Only morons don't check beforehand, people like Squirt on the other hand come to any conclusions after the shit's on their hands, head, and the remains are downscaling along his legs.

You fail at being funny

[SD]Twysta · **Posted:** Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:32 pm

Squirt wrote:

Grimjaw wrote:

Squirt wrote:

I would sacrifice a part of my shirt

Only morons don't check beforehand, people like Squirt on the other hand come to any conclusions after the shit's on their hands, head, and the remains are downscaling along his legs.

You fail at being funny

It was actually quite funny

bakafish · **Posted:** Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:33 pm

Squirt wrote:

Grimjaw wrote:

Squirt wrote:

I would sacrifice a part of my shirt

Only morons don't check beforehand, people like Squirt on the other hand come to any conclusions after the shit's on their hands, head, and the remains are downscaling along his legs.

You fail at being funny

Except he isn't trying to...

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

bakafish wrote:

Except he isn't trying to...

I don't care if he wasn't really :roll:

It was just stupid how he thinks any person would go that far :roll:

inky · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4025 **Location:**

Scenario:No toilet paper or anything made to wipe any part of your body with in public place. It's a Six Flags bathroom, it's summer time and it's Saturday. There's a line. Cellphone battery is dead. You're wearing no underwear (or a man-thong), your favorite shirt that was given to you as a birthday present, sandals (no socks), and pants.

Solution:
Choice A:

Choice B:

Choice C: (ignore the man-tits please)

woutR · **Posted:** Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:24 pm

^ I don't get the choices..

Wtf does commiting suicide have to do with running out of toilet paper.

Anyways, why is everyone so hesitant to just ask for a Farking roll of toilet paper?
Sacrificing shirts, socks, telling friends you're not feeling well.

How about you just ask your friend for a roll of toilet paper. Or is asking for a roll of toilet paper real act of intimicy?

Melez · **Posted:** Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:33 pm

Squirt wrote:

Grimjaw wrote:

Squirt wrote:

I would sacrifice a part of my shirt

Only morons don't check beforehand, people like Squirt on the other hand come to any conclusions after the shit's on their hands, head, and the remains are downscaling along his legs.

You fail at being funny

It is funny.

/thread: If I was home, and I didn't check first.. I would probbably go shower/towel..

Nitro · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 4769 **Location:**

I'd call anyone at home (if I were home) to toss me toilet paper ...
If I were somewhere public ... Prolly sacced my pants ...
Well I never got into that kind of situation ... I check TP almost always.

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:58 pm

Squirt wrote:

I don't care if he wasn't really :roll:

It was just stupid how he thinks any person would go that far :roll:

Your previous comment was idiotic and showed that your thinking pattern is limited to 3 steps.

1.You don't even perceive your surroundings the moment you enter the toilet, you don't think things through, you just take your pants down and take a shit.

2.Then when your done you feel a slight painful sting somewhere in the back of your head, which tells you to grab some toilet paper. "This is called a thought."

3.Then you realize there is no more toilet paper, so the first thing that goes through your head is to rip off a piece of your clothing, rip it into smaller shreds, then rap them around your hand and dig the entire package into your anus and the dripping shit pile. clogging the toilet up in the process.

Instead of realizing you are in your own home, and straggling towards the closet filled with toilet paper, might be another solution. Combined with placing 3 or 4 rolls beneath the toilet to prevent this from ever happening again, to you or your guests.

You would be better off using your birth certificate papers, it's not like you did Humanity any favors by clawing yourself out of your mother's womb in the first place.

Good game thar Goofy. <3

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

The topic title was [bWhat do you do when there's no more toilet paper?][/b]
Not check the toilet paper roll before you use the bathroom. :roll:

Midori · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3425 **Location:**

bakafish wrote:

What the hell are you reading...

Wouldn't you like to know. I haven't read it yet but it's called "Ichinensei ni Nacchattara". Has something to do with realistic loli's i think.

inky wrote:

Choice C: (ignore the man-tits please)

Best cover-up ever.

Barotix · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 9250 **Location:** Sand

X-Lax wrote:

bakafish wrote:

What the hell are you reading...

Wouldn't you like to know. I haven't read it yet but it's called "Ichinensei ni Nacchattara". Has something to do with realistic loli's i think.

inky wrote:

Choice C: (ignore the man-tits please)

Best cover-up ever.

Some weird Gender-Bender sh1t.

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