Commonly said things or phrases that make no sense

taintofsleep · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 723 **Location:**

plissss 10k.
The time it takes for them to annoy enough people to donate to them they could have gotten 10k and 3 levels.

lexies2 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:29 pm

RESSSSSSS! the amount of time they said it they could have came back to the same spot they died 4 times AND regained the lost xp and some more :roll:

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

Lol the last time I looked at this there was only 1 reply. Crazy, this thread blew up.

Bakemaster · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 4732 **Location:**

Reise wrote:

Add saying "Morning" instead of "Good morning" to the list of shit people say incorrectly.

You might as well bitch about people saying "Good morning" instead of "I wish you a good morning".

PimpC · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1119 **Location:**

At my school and in atlanta people say "joan" as a way of saying "diss" or "burn"...really random..but I love it..

lexies2 · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:03 am

PimpC wrote:

At my school and in atlanta people say "joan" as a way of saying "diss" or "burn"...really random..but I love it..

weird school...

PimpC · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1119 **Location:**

lexies2 wrote:

PimpC wrote:

At my school and in atlanta people say "joan" as a way of saying "diss" or "burn"...really random..but I love it..

weird school...

haha weird city

Cyndaine · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:06 am

some ppl go 'insert whatever happened here its not even funny...'
and im just like who said it was funy? lol

lexies2 · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:07 am

Cyndaine wrote:

some ppl go 'insert whatever happened here its not even funny...'
and im just like who said it was funy? lol

heyheyhey....i do that :cry:

FireJammerXR · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 328 **Location:**

PimpC wrote:

At my school and in atlanta people say "joan" as a way of saying "diss" or "burn"...really random..but I love it..

I live in "da ATL" and I don't hear people say things like,"I'm going to joan you with a 'Yo Momma' joke." At my school people most often say pwned, pawned, pwnt, roasted, pwnzed, pawzored, p00ned, po0ned, p0ned, flamed, benjangled, or owned.

Rockshmo · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 1062 **Location:** rehab

FireJammerXR wrote:

p00ned, po0ned, p0ned

What's the difference..

FireJammerXR · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 328 **Location:**

It's all in the placement of zeros.

Rockshmo · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 1062 **Location:** rehab

And how exactly do you verbalize a zero?

FireJammerXR · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 328 **Location:**

like this.....po00ned.
how do you not understand.
Po0ned. IT"S JUST SO OBVIOUS.

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:21 am

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

i always hated that...ITS MY EFFIN CAKE IM GONNA EFFIN EAT IT tTHE DAM THING

i mean why buy it and then not eat it....i just don't understand

FireJammerXR · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 328 **Location:**

How about dumb no0bs who are looking for something and then find it.
"OMFG IT WAS IN THE LAST PLACE I LOOKED!!!ZOMGGGGG."
A coincidence that your lost item was in the last place you looked?...I think not.

EDIT: forgot a period.

taintofsleep · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 723 **Location:**

Life is short... what do you mean life is the longest damn thing anyone has ever done.
People who point at their wrist when they ask for the time.. I don't point at my crouch when I have to go to the bathroom

nadare32 · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 337 **Location:**

Lol i remember a joke about the watch pointing, it was like "yea i know what a watch is , i have one where the hell is yours" something like that , i probably killed the joke =(

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Bakemaster wrote:

Reise wrote:

Add saying "Morning" instead of "Good morning" to the list of shit people say incorrectly.

You might as well bitch about people saying "Good morning" instead of "I wish you a good morning".

Well, it's still awkward when you say "Good morning" and the person just replies "Morning." I don't think I've ever heard someone bother saying "I wish you a good morning."

Rockshmo · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 1062 **Location:** rehab

"I know I don't have an STD, but I never got a blood test for it."

Makes me wonder the sexual ignorance of kids these days.

Bakemaster · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 4732 **Location:**

I think that's a euphemism for "I'm a virgin."

Demarthl · **Joined:** Jan 2006 **Posts:** 2296

I could care less, but that requires effort.

I always forget the ' 'nt ' ^^

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

taintofsleep wrote:

Life is short... what do you mean life is the longest damn thing anyone has ever done.
People who point at their wrist when they ask for the time.. I don't point at my crouch when I have to go to the bathroom

Dude life IS way too short. :banghead:

durant · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 70 **Location:**

XemnasXD wrote:

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

i always hated that...ITS MY EFFIN CAKE IM GONNA EFFIN EAT IT tTHE DAM THING

i mean why buy it and then not eat it....i just don't understand

I think it was originally "you can't eat your cake and have it too," meaning no more than what it says. It actually makes sense like that, but for some reason 95% of people seem to get it wrong.

Anh_Hung_Rom · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:36 pm

"Life was like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get."

When I was in high school, a teach made us watch that movie and asked to write about that sentence.

But you DO know what you're gonna get! CHOCOLATE! :banghead:

takolin · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4238 **Location:** Life

You don't know what's in it.
The filling can differ.

Another thing that bugs me.
People who say: He's bigger as me".
It is: Bigger as I, not me, I.

As in
He's bigger as I (am).

Anh_Hung_Rom · **Posted:** Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:07 pm

"<something> tastes like ass."

Dude, you tasted ass before?

hellsharpt · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 3003 **Location:** Khadgar

Reise wrote:

Bakemaster wrote:

Reise wrote:

Add saying "Morning" instead of "Good morning" to the list of shit people say incorrectly.

You might as well bitch about people saying "Good morning" instead of "I wish you a good morning".

Well, it's still awkward when you say "Good morning" and the person just replies "Morning." I don't think I've ever heard someone bother saying "I wish you a good morning."

Morning aren't good. Morning is my response to a 'good morning' if i'm grumpy, tired or the day ends in the letter y. Take your cheery early morning happiness somewhere else until I've had my caffeine.

Do I shout good evening at you at 2 am when I'm wide awake? no I have consideration.

shoto · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1459 **Location:**

i hate people who say "my bad"...makes me wanna choke a b*tch...RAWR

notice i didn't say "i hate when people say" ...i said I HATE PEOPLE WHO SAY

lol j/k <<<---- punt at a previous post
OMG do you really hate me??
yes, yes i do.

Anh_Hung_Rom wrote:

"<something> tastes like ass."

Dude, you tasted ass before?

haha i've never said that phrase myself but whenever i've heard it i assumed the idea is to give you a mental note that goes along the lines of :
Imagine the taste of ass...Now imagine the taste of this...they are the same *shock*

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

shoto wrote:

i hate people who say "my bad"...makes me wanna choke a b*tch...RAWR

notice i didn't say "i hate when people say" ...i said I HATE PEOPLE WHO SAY

lol j/k <<<---- punt at a previous post
OMG do you really hate me??
yes, yes i do.

Anh_Hung_Rom wrote:

"<something> tastes like ass."

Dude, you tasted ass before?

haha i've never said that phrase myself but whenever i've heard it i assumed the idea is to give you a mental note that goes along the lines of :
Imagine the taste of ass...Now imagine the taste of this...they are the same *shock*

Lol I say my bad often enough. I like it.

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