Your teacher ever...

Key-J · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:41 am

For all you dirty dirty boys, make sure you pay more attention in class, or else :twisted:

http://funnyjunk.com/movies/1199/Pay+Attention

lol

torinchibi · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 1357 **Location:**

Rofl! Salt, H2O...large amounts of NH3!

But the fact that the teacher pointed out the sperm was hilarious, probably the most embarrassing moment of that girl's life.

Although if I was her, I would stand up proud and announce: "Yes, I swallow, anyone got a problem with that?"

+100 cool points right there.

Midori · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3425 **Location:**

lol, oh gawd, i have to many to count. some of the stories fail in comparison to mine. can't post them though. :roll:

Swindler · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:03 pm

noting with that.. our teachers swears alot

Doron · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:18 pm

I kinda do have a hot teacher, come to think of it...

But she's like, married, has 2 kids, her son is dating my sister, and she's like, 48...

:oops:

But she is really cool, and kinda hott, for her age..

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

Key-J wrote:

lol thats just freaking funny. I got some stories about my school.

1. You guys ever heard about that story where in Bio they are talking about sperm, and the professor says that sperm actually has sugars in it, then one of the girls says "but then why doesn't it taste sweet?" or they take swab samples of peoples cheeks and put it up under the microscope to see cheek cells and there is sperm there?
-Well that actually did happen in my school, in my Bio class. We were taking cheek samples, and like. Under the microscope of one of the girl's cheek samples, the teacher pointed out sperm! Hahaha

2. Speaking of biology, about 2 years back, we had got a new liquid analyzer and display microscope. So, we were doing an experiment, pretty much like a test for the new equipment. It was working well, could analyze samples of sea water, tap water, fresh water, HCL, NaOH, ext... then we started using Vinegar, Juices, Coke, Sprite and stuff. When one of the students came back, holding a beaker of a liquid, pored it in, and then just like everything else, it displayed the context of the liquid. Salts, H20..ext. So the teacher was like, did you just? N him, with a cheesy smile was like YUP!

! lol.. anyone care to guess what he used? *spoiler*piss*spoiler*

3. Our old old history teacher, was gay. However, he was an in school closet kind of gay. Yet, one day out in the mall, we saw him, with his partner. He was wearing a normal shirt, but he was wearing like biker short shorts. n this was a large guy. So we were like scared, for life. Anyway, later on. We found out, that his partner, was our Indonesian teacher at the time. So that was like double shock. Anyway, they decided to run away together (yes "that") and like on his last day, we had him for History. Well, he decided to make it fun, and he was really acting like.. frilly "gay" i must admit it was a fun lesson.

4. Last years spring break, we all went out to Bali to have some fun. Well, there is this nightclub called "Bounty" and its like one of the most popular ones. Anyway, they have cages and elevated platforms and all that stuff. Well, when we were there, we saw some blonde chicks on stage, and they were entering a wet t-shirt contest. Now, normally a lot of Aussies come to Bali, so we didnt think anything of it, had fun, watched the contest, danced and so on. However, it was only later when 2 of them got into the cage that we realized, hey... they seem a little familiar. Turns out they are junior school teachers. We told them, hey we saw you in bali, but of course we never told them where

! (its not uncommon to find teachers there)

I got more, but lunch now.

o and i have a really sexy teacher, with a story to boot

LOL at the 1st one. I imagine the look on that girls face when everyone saw the jizz on the microscope xD

Gaigemasta · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 4474 **Location:**

lol my Biology Teacher, she talks about sex like a slut would, lol and we went to a retreat and she asked if it was about sex and we said no, and shes like aww you guys get to learn about the good stuff, so I raise my hand, and I say"Yah, because you can't get any from ur husband?" lol she yelled at me, sent me down to the office and got suspened for 2 days lol, but i was a class hero LMFAO

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

Gaige wrote:

lol my Biology Teacher, she talks about sex like a slut would, lol and we went to a retreat and she asked if it was about sex and we said no, and shes like aww you guys get to learn about the good stuff, so I raise my hand, and I say"Yah, because you can't get any from ur husband?" lol she yelled at me, sent me down to the office and got suspened for 2 days lol, but i was a class hero LMFAO

Is she hot?

Rainigul · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4490 **Location:**

Squirt wrote:

Gaige wrote:

lol my Biology Teacher, she talks about sex like a slut would, lol and we went to a retreat and she asked if it was about sex and we said no, and shes like aww you guys get to learn about the good stuff, so I raise my hand, and I say"Yah, because you can't get any from ur husband?" lol she yelled at me, sent me down to the office and got suspened for 2 days lol, but i was a class hero LMFAO

Is she hot?

Lol, this whole topic is so one sided -_-
Still hilarious though.

I've never had a hot teacher...

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:09 pm

my spanish teacher was giggling when people were slapping her ass.

around 22-23 and pretty cute. only reason I was going to her class lol.

PimpC · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1119 **Location:**

Yea I titty fuckt Mrs. Embry after class once. She was 10/10 easy...social studies...

Doron · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:35 pm

Fat_Smurf wrote:

my spanish teacher was giggling when people were slapping her ass.

around 22-23 and pretty cute. only reason I was going to her class lol.

I would've loved to see that...

Maybe she was actually crying, but that it just sounded like a squirrel orgy..

Pilot · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 670 **Location:** Above you

Teachers aren't meant to be hot.

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

rofl, never happened t ome

woudl be sooo fun, i would never forget that and ill make sure the teacher also never forgets :twisted:

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Pilot wrote:

Teachers aren't meant to be hot.

And people who joined 5 days ago arent supposed to have 278 posts

"55.60 posts per day"

gamef · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 2290 **Location:** London

Lol my business teacher was hot she had some huge tits and a phat ass my and my mate would just watch her breasts rest on the desk all the time. Ahhhhhh good times that was the highlight of my school life.

Doron · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:32 pm

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Pilot wrote:

Teachers aren't meant to be hot.

And people who joined 5 days ago arent supposed to have 278 posts

"55.60 posts per day"

Dude, his avarage a day is like, 11 times higher then me...

And I thought I was a big spammer..

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

Icealya wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Pilot wrote:

Teachers aren't meant to be hot.

And people who joined 5 days ago arent supposed to have 278 posts

"55.60 posts per day"

Dude, his avarage a day is like, 11 times higher then me...

And I thought I was a big spammer..

Define spam? Then rethink what you said...
Too me spam is crap in a can or useless threads that make 0 sense.

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:03 pm

redneck wrote:

Icealya wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

And people who joined 5 days ago arent supposed to have 278 posts

"55.60 posts per day"

Dude, his avarage a day is like, 11 times higher then me...

And I thought I was a big spammer..

Define spam? Then rethink what you said...
Too me spam is crap in a can or useless threads that make 0 sense.

lmao

u redneck

Gaigemasta · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 4474 **Location:**

and lol my bio teacher is not hot, shes in her like 20's but she has more zits than a 18 guy with acne that doesnt wash their face

Barotix · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 9250 **Location:** Sand

fena wrote:

My Humanities teacher is pretty farked up. She says the weirdest things alot of the times. We were reading Jonathan Swift's, "A Modest Proposal", if you have any idea what that is. And she made some crack about how great it was because the world could do without homeless people and poor people.
She honestly scares me sometimes.

Eating Babies is bad! -_-
@OP, your teacher must've been sucking some you knahmean? >.>

Foku · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 92 **Location:**

Woah,thats not rare tho >_<!

DildoGoblin · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 365 **Location:**

When I was in High School (Back in the day) my history teacher would always come in stoned out of his mind. He had the room setup so all the real smart kids sat at the front, then he would always ask them what we were working on, or he would be talking about one thing then go off to a completly unrelated topic that had nothing to do with the current lesson. I had a lot of free days that year.

huejas · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 1804 **Location:**

Key-J wrote:

For all you dirty dirty boys, make sure you pay more attention in class, or else :twisted:

http://funnyjunk.com/movies/1199/Pay+Attention

lol

lmao thats great

StealMySoda · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 5245 **Location:**

exality wrote:

StealMySoda wrote:

My dads a teacher, he teaches me, he comes out with sexual stuff like this all the time. Everyone loves it. I hate it.

Lol i feel bad for you...examples plz?

Examples hmm...
First day of school back this year 2008. In our new physics lab, I was wondering why there holes in the side of the desk. My dad was wondering around, anyway, I said something along the lines of, "It makes me wanna put my hand in it", and my dad said "thats not the only thing he wants to put in it".

Thats the only one I can really remember right now, there are SO many examples they all just blurr into one.

Anyway, madona's breasts and dykes are some words that ring a bell.

MrBow · **Posted:** Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:14 pm

My ex-biology teacher (male) and my ex-french teacher (female) have a baby together (both married, well.. before the baby) -.-
Use your imagination, lol

I'm glad i'm not in high school anymore, university for the win

Untitled_ · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 436 **Location:** <3

I hope she looks like this xD

Vindicator · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 1734 **Location:** L-A-B

My junior year or high school, we had a substitute for physics, she had to be like...21 or 22. Nicely tanned, black hair, quite well endowed, and was wearing a tight little black skirt, white open shirt top with a black sash around her waist. When she bent over you could see straight through her clevage, thought no one was complaining.

We had a quiz that day, she was hot, and the worst part is that she KNEW she was hot, and had heard a few comments....so she actually flaunted herself. While reading a newspaper in the front of the classroom she began to fan herself with it...it was Farking sexy. Then she ran her hands through her hair, and finished at the end, with her hand drifting over her breasts. Needless to say i turned in a blank quiz because i never turned it over to look at the questions.

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

Vindicator wrote:

My junior year or high school, we had a substitute for physics, she had to be like...21 or 22. Nicely tanned, black hair, quite well endowed, and was wearing a tight little black skirt, white open shirt top with a black sash around her waist. When she bent over you could see straight through her clevage, thought no one was complaining.

We had a quiz that day, she was hot, and the worst part is that she KNEW she was hot, and had heard a few comments....so she actually flaunted herself. While reading a newspaper in the front of the classroom she began to fan herself with it...it was Farking sexy. Then she ran her hands through her hair, and finished at the end, with her hand drifting over her breasts. Needless to say i turned in a blank quiz because i never turned it over to look at the questions.

Blue ball =(?

Doron · **Posted:** Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:35 am

Squirt wrote:

Vindicator wrote:

My junior year or high school, we had a substitute for physics, she had to be like...21 or 22. Nicely tanned, black hair, quite well endowed, and was wearing a tight little black skirt, white open shirt top with a black sash around her waist. When she bent over you could see straight through her clevage, thought no one was complaining.

We had a quiz that day, she was hot, and the worst part is that she KNEW she was hot, and had heard a few comments....so she actually flaunted herself. While reading a newspaper in the front of the classroom she began to fan herself with it...it was Farking sexy. Then she ran her hands through her hair, and finished at the end, with her hand drifting over her breasts. Needless to say i turned in a blank quiz because i never turned it over to look at the questions.

Blue ball =(?

I would have sacrifised my grade for that class...

Untitled_ wrote:

I hope she looks like this xD

I'd deffinetaly take substitute lessons or anything for that...

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