What do you do when you're on the can?

Starrie · **Joined:** Feb 2008 **Posts:** 1170 **Location:**

Azilius wrote:

Stare at the patterns on the towels until I realize I'm on the shitter..

+1

Also, listen to my iPod if i have it with me

Sometimes i daydream...

Pan_Raider(`_´) · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 4737 **Location:**

Captain Tycoon wrote:

Locketart wrote:

I masturbate.

Hahaha.

hehe.. do you wank of every time your on the pot?

the.unseen. · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 1102 **Location:**

I dase off. When I am sick I like day dream bad. Like when I had the Flu last year I was in the washroom, and I thought there was someone out side of it who was wait for me to come out and kill me. But I just think about stuff, if not I just go out of it.

theblindarcher · **Posted:** Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:09 pm

I sleep...

agent420 · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 952 **Location:**

i play video games on my cell phone...usually solitare, tiger woods, or need for speed

William-CL · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 7363 **Location:** N/A

How many of you wipe sitting down? How about standing? lol Joke from "National lampoons Adam and Eve". But seriously.

Megami · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 1019

text!! lol

Burningwolf · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 2583 **Location:** :|

DopeX wrote:

I push? lol i don't like staying in there for long

Hellraider · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 902 **Location:**

The time i take to pickup the mag im already done crapping

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Constipate so i can get back to my games.

Hearsay · **Posted:** Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:43 pm

Burningwolf wrote:

DopeX wrote:

I push? lol i don't like staying in there for long

And at the same time as pushing hope there's no splashbacks :oops:

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Hearsay wrote:

Burningwolf wrote:

DopeX wrote:

I push? lol i don't like staying in there for long

And at the same time as pushing hope there's no splashbacks :oops:

I stay at the very front of the seat where the poop lands without splashing you

Try it.

Hearsay · **Posted:** Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:55 pm

CrimsonNuker wrote:

I stay at the very front of the seat where the poop lands without splashing you

Try it.

LoL but that would leave my crap to be smeared in the porcelain bowl leaving stains, will be very embarrassing when the next person goes in after myself :shock:

Imagine if you take a crap at your girlfriends house and her mother uses the toilet after you LOL :shock:

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Hearsay wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

I stay at the very front of the seat where the poop lands without splashing you

Try it.

LoL but that would leave my crap to be smeared in the porcelain bowl leaving stains, will be very embarrassing when the next person goes in after myself :shock:

Imagine if you take a crap at your girlfriends house and her mother uses the toilet after you LOL :shock:

Flush it, it'll go away.

One time i found pube trimmings on my friends toilet...

devin · **Posted:** Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:16 pm

I WIPE MY @SS!

Jstar1 · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4757 **Location:**

Hearsay wrote:

Burningwolf wrote:

DopeX wrote:

I push? lol i don't like staying in there for long

And at the same time as pushing hope there's no splashbacks :oops:

spashbacks aren't half as annoying when you push out something huge and it clogs the toilet. I end up spending 20 min trying to unplug the toilet nearly all the time

Pilot · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 670 **Location:** Above you

Splashbacks are even worse when they hit your exposed rear end.

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

I sing...

Grimm-.- · **Posted:** Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:45 am

Locketart wrote:

I masturbate.

Dammit. Beat me to it

Olympe · **Posted:** Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:15 pm

Hearsay wrote:

Burningwolf wrote:

And at the same time as pushing hope there's no splashbacks :oops:

spashbacks aren't half as annoying when you push out something huge and it clogs the toilet. I end up spending 20 min trying to unplug the toilet nearly all the time

LOL +1

well I usually take up different bottles with cream or soap and read what it contains :S

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