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K, I laughed at that for some reason.

Dear me at 17: Stop Farking about at college and get some decent grades. Also grow some Farking balls and get yourself laid.

Dear me present day (aged 24): Apply for that shelf stacking job and visit a hooker to lose your virginity.


Hindsight is a wonderful thing....

Dear me,
Your life sucks, just an hero nao.. also rape someone so you don't die a virgin

Dear me at ejaculation: get the **** back in those testes, it's not worth it.

dear 17 year old me,

don't be lazy, go down the Farking street and buy a box of condoms. she won't get an abortion.


sincerely,
your 21 year old self with a 3 year old daughter.

Dear me at 18,
Just because you're off to college now and your girlfriend goes to a different school in the same city, doesn't mean it's a good idea to start Farking random girls. Because in a few months the sex with her is going to amazing as she decides to try new things, and if you **** up, the day after she gives you anal, she'll find out about the brunette from your Psych Class.

PS. We still have coffee with her years later and she's still Farking smoking hot, but doesn't trust you enough to be with you. Don't **** it up.

dear dogmongler,

by all means have sex with your dog but do not take the pictures and certainly don't use the same username on bestiality forums as your myspace

Dear past me,

Don't give advice to yourself in the past that would cause you to do anything different, because if you did then you wouldn't end up giving yourself advice, meaning you'd do it anyway, meaning you'd eventually give yourself that advice, meaning AAAHHH FUCCKK ITS TOO LATE!!!

TIME PARADOX

Dear me at 10,
enclosed is records of the stock market for the next 10 years, a copy of wikipedia (it's an encyclopedia, you'll learn about it later), and a copy of encyclopedia dramatica. Have fun becoming fabulously wealthy and ruling the world!
Sincerely,
You.

dear younger past me,

you're 12 now, and that means you've already met crystal. she may be two years younger than you, but trust me, she's ready for it, she wants it: rape her..... trust me ; )

Dear 16 year old me: Stick it in her pooper, it'll be your only chance.

past me,

don't become a cop and don't take that transfer. you'll chase a serial killer basing his crimes on the 7 deadly sins. eventually you'll go to the derert and a box will be delivered and it will be your pretty wifes head leave the police, nao!!

My fap folder has grown considerably.

I second that.

you look at his folder too?

you look at his folder too?

My fap folder is 6 gigs.

nub...

That's actually not something to brag about, it's actually kind of sad. Beside's that's fake.

nub...

dir /s? Lawl.

/V

dir doesn't accept /v as a parameter.

Well it was meant to be a joke in the first place.

it was unfunny and didn't make me laugh.

I go to urban dictionary and look up fap folder.

And whats with the /x/????? I go to 4chan and see regular area names, why the **** must you use /x/?????

x is often associated with paranormal, and they only have so many letters to use.

This is all I need. I blurred pictures because she said I can't share.

This is all I need. I blurred pictures because she said I can't share.