Post subject: Re: wins teh internets (56k warning)
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:29 pm
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i would guess over 80% of the guys here have had the classic moment when your in school, ur sat next to or near a hot girl who drops something from there pencil case or accideently knocks paper off the table and onto you lap.... they try to catch whatever has dropped and end up just grabbing your boner.
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going?
But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
Being the super self-conscious person that I am, if I ever realize I'm going the wrong way, I immediately stop, raise my head up to the sky, and produce a glass-shattering roar. I then immediately grab the nearest person to me, yell at them for the untimely pregnancy of my sister, then pick them up and slam them into the ground. I then start chanting in some foreign language as I back up 10 paces before turning around and sprinting full speed back the way I came from. As I'm running towards my destination, I pretend like I gain more injuries as I run. Soon I go from limping to a bloody crawl as I head back. Once I reach my destination, I look for the nearest child and stare into their eyes as I tell them I'm from their future. Everyone they know will die, and the robot zombie invasion is going to come within the next 48 hours. I then lie there pretending to be dead until I get carried away by paramedics to my desired location.
Post subject: Re: wins teh internets (56k warning)
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:10 am
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Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 7363 Location: N/A
Took me like 5 minutes, but I got it.
Spoiler!
The extra dollar is the one you have. You take the extra 3, split it into $1.50 and give it to your mom and dad. You owe them 48.50 now which = $97. Plus the 3 you payed them back.
If you KEEP the Dollar, you'd still owe them that $1. You don't add it, you subtract it from the $98 to get $97 + $3 = $100
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