Post subject: Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:59 am
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Grimjaw wrote:
Squirt wrote:
I don't care if he wasn't really It was just stupid how he thinks any person would go that far
Your previous comment was idiotic and showed that your thinking pattern is limited to 3 steps.
1.You don't even perceive your surroundings the moment you enter the toilet, you don't think things through, you just take your pants down and take a shit.
2.Then when your done you feel a slight painful sting somewhere in the back of your head, which tells you to grab some toilet paper. "This is called a thought."
3.Then you realize there is no more toilet paper, so the first thing that goes through your head is to rip off a piece of your clothing, rip it into smaller shreds, then rap them around your hand and dig the entire package into your anus and the dripping shit pile. clogging the toilet up in the process.
Instead of realizing you are in your own home, and straggling towards the closet filled with toilet paper, might be another solution. Combined with placing 3 or 4 rolls beneath the toilet to prevent this from ever happening again, to you or your guests.
You would be better off using your birth certificate papers, it's not like you did Humanity any favors by clawing yourself out of your mother's womb in the first place.
Good game thar Goofy. <3
oh god I dont know why but I laughed really hard at this; and I mean really hard
Post subject: Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:01 pm
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chances of it happening for me is like 1 in 10000 but if i ever had a luckless day as that i would in public: kind of "walk" to the next stall and check for rolls.. if that fails call a friend at home: call for siblings/parent
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Post subject: Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:38 am
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Interesting, I had once this situation. I just pull up my jeans (Not the underwear, try not pull up the underwear) and walked slowly to other toilet cabin, and problem resolved
Post subject: Re: What do you do when there's no more toilet paper?
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:30 am
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Here in Philippines he dont really use toilet paper for every trip to the tiolet... but it sometimes depends upon how you were raised, either trained with or w/o toilet paper.
Meh. I used a pail and bucket then i can survive.(if you want to know maybe i can post a tutorial on how to do it. ... if you like?)
but when i'm on public places, I'll find a X-large empty plastic Drink (idk. whats the name, usually found on fast food places.), goes to fill it with water. inter toilet. Deposit. use my left hand for dirty work while poring water in my right. flushes toilet. wash hand thoroughly(like about 3 times). Forget everything inside the toilet. and continue eating.
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