a conversation in guidl chat just made me remember of this
On my way back from scotland to france, i was in the boat with friends and we got drunk (vodka+redbull) and i tried to "slide" on the stairs ramp with a box of maltesers in the hand, so ofc i fell down and hit the stairs 1 floor under on my neck XD i remember i felt the pain like...15 secs after i hit the floor (i was already running)
I also remember i kept the maltesers box in my hands (no u wont get it, bytches)
Anyways...that was near death i could have broken my neck :s
Was fun at the time, when we were drunk...the in the night it hurt XD
ooo I've got a good one
my brother and i were going to school (he was driving) and we were getting on the interstate behind a minivan (with a woman driving who quite possibly fit every stereotype of female drivers). Anyway the minivan, for reasons unknown, slammed on the brakes and my brother, thinking quickly, slammed the brakes also while turning (we were going a bit faster than her so we would have hit her if he hadnt turned) everything could have been fine except for the minor fact that he swerved ONTO THE INTERSTATE (8 am traffic) we spun 2 or 3 times and finally came to a stop in the middle of the interstate.....facing the wrong direction...after having several cars swerve around us and my brother and i let out a sigh of relief....then, not seconds after coming to a stop, a semi truck blows past my window not even a yard away and if i remember correctly i didnt breath or move for a few minutes (the truck was going at least 70 mph and i was so petrified in the first place that i didnt notice it until it was right next to me) nobody was hurt no damamge to any cars....just maybe a few pairs of dirty pants....
I got into a seven car pile up on the highway outside of my school. I thought I was going to die right before it happened. I lived by my old guitar didn't.
I almost drowned as a kid in Hawaii. Then a few years ago I was in the left hand turn lane in my car and the road ahead of me curved to the left. I look up and a black escolade is headed right at me around 80mph. Luckily he missed me only brushed the side of my car. My car is small with no airbags so if he would have hit me straight on I don't think I would have made it.
On the school trip to the Chez Republic we went rock climbing one time. and I was taking the hardest course (for a fatty I can climb like a lizzard) and then I allmost Farking fell down the fucking mountain!!!!
You know how screwd up if one moment your standing in a cliff between 2 pieces of mountain, with you feet like, against the walls of that alley (no idea how else to name it, please tell me so I know...) and standing up straight, and the other moment you're in the same possition but then upside down, and you can't manage to get up straight again...
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