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Barotix
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Post subject: Something Fun.  Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:57 am |
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I was reading this on another board.
It's your first day as President or Prime Minister (depending on the country you're in). In your first day what will you do?
I'll start off:
Order up a Cuban Cigar, install a stripper pole in the oval office, find a young office secretary to smoke my cigar*cough, and address Congress and America on the subject of Freedom! Then I'll go take a piss on the Lincoln memorial. Good Times.
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Midori
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:59 am |
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Declare war on Canada.
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:00 am |
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Order a national IQ test. Exterminate everyone under 140.
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:16 am |
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Barotix wrote: I was reading this on another board.
It's your first day as President or Prime Minister (depending on the country you're in). In your first day what will you do?
I'll start off:
Order up a Cuban Cigar, install a stripper pole in the oval office, find a young office secretary to smoke my cigar*cough, and address Congress and America on the subject of Freedom! Then I'll go take a piss on the Lincoln memorial. Good Times. I'd start off by making Barotix my personal bitch. 
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:23 am |
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Invade Poland.
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:33 am |
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If I could be president, I would lower the rent And make stic.man my secretary of defense. My whole cabinet would be n1ggas who ain't havin' it. You think it's farked up now? Just watch how bad it gets. best line from the song impeach the president 
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:40 am |
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buy a new computer and put it on my desk
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:25 am |
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Argonaut wrote: Order a national IQ test. Exterminate everyone under 140. But we need physical laborers 
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:30 am |
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Import a shitload of japanese cars thats never been used in north america yet 
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:48 am |
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Resign.
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:06 am |
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Fake my death and have a barber replace me as president.
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:18 am |
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I would.... Get all the Lebanese jerks (not all, just the young idiotic ones) out of my country, and send them back to their war-torn country.
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:27 am |
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I would gtfo.
cuz I would be bored as hellif I were a president, tbh.
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:37 am |
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not if u had me as ur first lady
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:45 am |
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ok so my country is morocco first i would kick out polisario out of sahara,invading mauritania cuz of their richess and that they have no military power then invading mali, stoping relations with USA and go with Russia!trying to do mutual military engagement with russia so if im attacked russia help me and so on,attacking spain,making russia attack europe and starting new World War including china at our team we will rule the world and america empire will fall down
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:51 am |
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Quit and using my new rep become the CEO of some multi billion dollar company. A much larger pay check without all the media attention. Pricks.
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:56 am |
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Make a Marihuana legal!
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:30 pm |
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Change the national anthem to its black metal cover.
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Stephanus
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:49 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:12 pm |
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Nothing, like all the presidents do.
And I am pretty good at doing it now so, I would be good at that job.
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Midori
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:47 pm |
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Argonaut wrote: Order a national IQ test. Exterminate everyone under 140. Then your killing off almost the whole nation. I highly doubt your in the top 2% so your probably killing yourself too.
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:54 pm |
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Hunt and kill X-Lax cause hes an idiot 
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:55 pm |
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nuke everyone.
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Midori
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:57 pm |
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Legendary wrote: Hunt and kill X-Lax cause hes an idiot Why do you say that?
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:56 pm |
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iw ant to add somthing i will engage secret agent to kill hejsan that swedish crap naab i hope i be a president 
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Klarabella
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:59 pm |
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i would make a large club in pentagon, like.....woooh. E and Mari unlimited
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Kirkaldi
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:19 pm |
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Make me a GM of SRO and ban everyone. Then, send more troops to Iraq.
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Grimm-.-
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:23 pm |
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Kirkaldi wrote: Make me a GM of SRO and ban everyone. Then, send more troops to Iraq. lol i hope thats a joke.
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:28 pm |
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buys everyone in the world a condom, Multibillion prople orgy!
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Post subject: Re: Something Fun. Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:36 pm |
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I would solve the all the worlds problems in one term 
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