Congratulations, you're President Harry S. Truman!
Due to the death of President Roosevelt, you became President of the United States of America on April 12th, 1945 - just at the tail end of World War Two. Japan had offered a surrender in January, and once you were in power, attempted again in May. In July, they offered surrender at least six times.
In August, against Roosevelt's known wishes and the wishes of many of your advisors, you dropped an atomic bomb on the Japanese city Hiroshima, and another one on Nagasaki. Literally hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians died; many, many more suffered horrible sicknesses from the radiation. As Eisenhower put it: "the Japanese were ready to surrender and it wasn't necessary to hit them with that awful thing."
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you unnecessarily levelled an entire population with the following fine graphic:
In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.
Declare human life to be an abomination with the following merry image:
Post subject: Re: The election test: what kind of a president would you be ?:)
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:41 pm
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You're Michael Badnarik!
A software engineer from Indiana, you have worked as a computer programmer in such auspicious places as the Zion and Diablo Canyon nuclear power plants. You also created computer simulations that were integral to the creation of the stealth bomber, but had to flee your California home when the state enacted strict gun laws. Naturally, you relocated to Texas.
Largely motivated by your gun rights activism, you initially ran for office as part of the Libertarian party in 2000; in 2004 you’re running again, and attempting to promote a campaign for States’ rights. In most cases you oppose regulation – for example against offensive content in broadcast media, and in abortion cases – and believe in free trade wherever possible.
Controversially, you believe in privatising education entirely, eliminating the Department of Education; you also believe in eliminating any sort of public health care. Who needs those poor people anyway? Laissez faire, baby!
Post subject: Re: The election test: what kind of a president would you be ?:)
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:43 pm
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You're Leonard Peltier!
A Native American citizen of the Anishinabe and Lakota Nations, you’re considered by many people and organisations – Amnesty International, Nelson Mandela and the Dalai Lama among them – to be an illegally-held political prisoner and a blight on the already spotty human rights record of the United States. A campaigner for the rights of Native American peoples, you organised security for a tribe which was encountering violence from pro-assimilation groups – and were subsequently involved in a shoot-out on June 26, 1975.
Now in jail, you’ve decided to run for President of the United States as part of the Peace & Freedom Party. Sure, you can’t participate in the democratic process as a convicted felon, but you were wrongly accused, right? Right. And anyway, it’s worth it to draw attention to the plight of the oppressed native people throughout the country
Post subject: Re: The election test: what kind of a president would you be ?:)
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:01 pm
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You're John Kerry!
The son of a community activist and a World War Two Air Corps pilot, you voluntarily joined the army to serve in Vietnam as you neared the end of your college years at Yale. There you earned a Silver Star, a Bronze Star with Combat V, and three Purple Hearts. However, during your tour of duty you became disillusioned with the involvement of the United States, and as soon as you left you became a spokesman for Vietnam Veterans Against the War. This was your introduction to politics; you then proceeded to help convict an organised crime head, and create rape counselling centres across New England.
In 1984 you were elected to the Senate, and there you remain, a seasoned politician fighting for progressive values. You’re one of the wealthiest politicians in the country, and are happily married to the heiress to the Heinz empire – without any bit of sauce on the side. In 2004, after a very strong fight, you accepted the Democratic Party nomination.
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:04 pm
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Congratulations, you're Pinochet!
You ruled Chile from 1973 to 1990, and are responsible for the abduction, torture, disappearance, and execution of thousands upon thousands of political opponents. When you first took power in 1973, you embarked upon a programme delightfully named the Caravan of Death, which extracted prisoners from the country's jails and executed them. Victims were sodomized, blinded, starved and electrocuted, amongst other things, hundreds and hundreds of times in just the two years between 1988 and 1990.
You also were allied with Britain in the Falklands war during the 1980s; Margaret Thatcher, then the Prime Minister of Britain, has said that it owes you a great debt.
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you're a cruel dictator with the following fine graphic:
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You're John Kerry!
The son of a community activist and a World War Two Air Corps pilot, you voluntarily joined the army to serve in Vietnam as you neared the end of your college years at Yale. There you earned a Silver Star, a Bronze Star with Combat V, and three Purple Hearts. However, during your tour of duty you became disillusioned with the involvement of the United States, and as soon as you left you became a spokesman for Vietnam Veterans Against the War. This was your introduction to politics; you then proceeded to help convict an organised crime head, and create rape counselling centres across New England.
In 1984 you were elected to the Senate, and there you remain, a seasoned politician fighting for progressive values. You’re one of the wealthiest politicians in the country, and are happily married to the heiress to the Heinz empire – without any bit of sauce on the side. In 2004, after a very strong fight, you accepted the Democratic Party nomination.
Stick that in you're crack pipe and smoke it.
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Post subject: Re: The election test: what kind of a president would you be ?:)
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:09 pm
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Reise wrote:
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You're Michael Badnarik!
A software engineer from Indiana, you have worked as a computer programmer in such auspicious places as the Zion and Diablo Canyon nuclear power plants. You also created computer simulations that were integral to the creation of the stealth bomber, but had to flee your California home when the state enacted strict gun laws. Naturally, you relocated to Texas.
Largely motivated by your gun rights activism, you initially ran for office as part of the Libertarian party in 2000; in 2004 you’re running again, and attempting to promote a campaign for States’ rights. In most cases you oppose regulation – for example against offensive content in broadcast media, and in abortion cases – and believe in free trade wherever possible.
Controversially, you believe in privatising education entirely, eliminating the Department of Education; you also believe in eliminating any sort of public health care. Who needs those poor people anyway? Laissez faire, baby!
Post subject: Re: The election test: what kind of a president would you be ?:)
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:31 pm
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Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!
Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.
Declare your pre-Galvatron-ness with the following non-heat-sensitive emblem:
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Post subject: Re: The election test: what kind of a president would you be ?:)
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:34 pm
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Grimjaw wrote:
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Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!
Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.
Declare your pre-Galvatron-ness with the following non-heat-sensitive emblem:
A Native American citizen of the Anishinabe and Lakota Nations, you’re considered by many people and organisations – Amnesty International, Nelson Mandela and the Dalai Lama among them – to be an illegally-held political prisoner and a blight on the already spotty human rights record of the United States. A campaigner for the rights of Native American peoples, you organised security for a tribe which was encountering violence from pro-assimilation groups – and were subsequently involved in a shoot-out on June 26, 1975.
Now in jail, you’ve decided to run for President of the United States as part of the Peace & Freedom Party. Sure, you can’t participate in the democratic process as a convicted felon, but you were wrongly accused, right? Right. And anyway, it’s worth it to draw attention to the plight of the oppressed native people throughout the country.
Which Evil Criminal are You?
Congratulations, you're Jack the Ripper!
Perhaps the most famous serial killer ever, you placed fear into the heart of Victorian London in 1888. You prey upon prostitutes; while they lift their skirts for you, you seize their throats and strangle them. Then you lower them to the ground and cut their throats; perhaps, if you feel like it, you'll slice out a kidney or cut open a leg.
The next morning, the body will be in the open for all the world to see; the newspapers will echo the screaming out on the cobbled streets.
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Can it, you're Bender!
In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.
meh >_<
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Post subject: Re: The election test: what kind of a president would you be ?:)
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:11 pm
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cpinney wrote:
You're Leonard Peltier!
A Native American citizen of the Anishinabe and Lakota Nations, you’re considered by many people and organisations – Amnesty International, Nelson Mandela and the Dalai Lama among them – to be an illegally-held political prisoner and a blight on the already spotty human rights record of the United States. A campaigner for the rights of Native American peoples, you organised security for a tribe which was encountering violence from pro-assimilation groups – and were subsequently involved in a shoot-out on June 26, 1975.
Now in jail, you’ve decided to run for President of the United States as part of the Peace & Freedom Party. Sure, you can’t participate in the democratic process as a convicted felon, but you were wrongly accused, right? Right. And anyway, it’s worth it to draw attention to the plight of the oppressed native people throughout the country
Post subject: Re: The election test: what kind of a president would you be ?:)
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:08 am
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ThatBluePerson wrote:
cpinney wrote:
You're Leonard Peltier!
A Native American citizen of the Anishinabe and Lakota Nations, you’re considered by many people and organisations – Amnesty International, Nelson Mandela and the Dalai Lama among them – to be an illegally-held political prisoner and a blight on the already spotty human rights record of the United States. A campaigner for the rights of Native American peoples, you organised security for a tribe which was encountering violence from pro-assimilation groups – and were subsequently involved in a shoot-out on June 26, 1975.
Now in jail, you’ve decided to run for President of the United States as part of the Peace & Freedom Party. Sure, you can’t participate in the democratic process as a convicted felon, but you were wrongly accused, right? Right. And anyway, it’s worth it to draw attention to the plight of the oppressed native people throughout the country
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:28 am
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CrimsonNuker wrote:
Reise wrote:
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You're Michael Badnarik!
A software engineer from Indiana, you have worked as a computer programmer in such auspicious places as the Zion and Diablo Canyon nuclear power plants. You also created computer simulations that were integral to the creation of the stealth bomber, but had to flee your California home when the state enacted strict gun laws. Naturally, you relocated to Texas.
Largely motivated by your gun rights activism, you initially ran for office as part of the Libertarian party in 2000; in 2004 you’re running again, and attempting to promote a campaign for States’ rights. In most cases you oppose regulation – for example against offensive content in broadcast media, and in abortion cases – and believe in free trade wherever possible.
Controversially, you believe in privatising education entirely, eliminating the Department of Education; you also believe in eliminating any sort of public health care. Who needs those poor people anyway? Laissez faire, baby!
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You are Gigantor!
Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.
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Post subject: Re: The election test: what kind of a president would you be ?:)
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:25 am
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You're Leonard Peltier!
A Native American citizen of the Anishinabe and Lakota Nations, you’re considered by many people and organisations – Amnesty International, Nelson Mandela and the Dalai Lama among them – to be an illegally-held political prisoner and a blight on the already spotty human rights record of the United States. A campaigner for the rights of Native American peoples, you organised security for a tribe which was encountering violence from pro-assimilation groups – and were subsequently involved in a shoot-out on June 26, 1975.
Now in jail, you’ve decided to run for President of the United States as part of the Peace & Freedom Party. Sure, you can’t participate in the democratic process as a convicted felon, but you were wrongly accused, right? Right. And anyway, it’s worth it to draw attention to the plight of the oppressed native people throughout the country.
Post subject: Re: The election test: what kind of a president would you be ?:)
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:51 am
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Reise wrote:
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You're Michael Badnarik!
A software engineer from Indiana, you have worked as a computer programmer in such auspicious places as the Zion and Diablo Canyon nuclear power plants. You also created computer simulations that were integral to the creation of the stealth bomber, but had to flee your California home when the state enacted strict gun laws. Naturally, you relocated to Texas.
Largely motivated by your gun rights activism, you initially ran for office as part of the Libertarian party in 2000; in 2004 you’re running again, and attempting to promote a campaign for States’ rights. In most cases you oppose regulation – for example against offensive content in broadcast media, and in abortion cases – and believe in free trade wherever possible.
Controversially, you believe in privatising education entirely, eliminating the Department of Education; you also believe in eliminating any sort of public health care. Who needs those poor people anyway? Laissez faire, baby!
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:26 am
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You're Michael Badnarik!
A software engineer from Indiana, you have worked as a computer programmer in such auspicious places as the Zion and Diablo Canyon nuclear power plants. You also created computer simulations that were integral to the creation of the stealth bomber, but had to flee your California home when the state enacted strict gun laws. Naturally, you relocated to Texas.
Largely motivated by your gun rights activism, you initially ran for office as part of the Libertarian party in 2000; in 2004 you’re running again, and attempting to promote a campaign for States’ rights. In most cases you oppose regulation – for example against offensive content in broadcast media, and in abortion cases – and believe in free trade wherever possible.
Controversially, you believe in privatising education entirely, eliminating the Department of Education; you also believe in eliminating any sort of public health care. Who needs those poor people anyway? Laissez faire, baby!
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Congratulations, you're Jack the Ripper!
Perhaps the most famous serial killer ever, you placed fear into the heart of Victorian London in 1888. You prey upon prostitutes; while they lift their skirts for you, you seize their throats and strangle them. Then you lower them to the ground and cut their throats; perhaps, if you feel like it, you'll slice out a kidney or cut open a leg.
The next morning, the body will be in the open for all the world to see; the newspapers will echo the screaming out on the cobbled streets.
You can proudly tell the world that you gut women like fish with the following graphical badge:
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Can it, you're Bender!
In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.
Tell the world you're the Homer Simpson of the future with the following picture:
The son of a community activist and a World War Two Air Corps pilot, you voluntarily joined the army to serve in Vietnam as you neared the end of your college years at Yale. There you earned a Silver Star, a Bronze Star with Combat V, and three Purple Hearts. However, during your tour of duty you became disillusioned with the involvement of the United States, and as soon as you left you became a spokesman for Vietnam Veterans Against the War. This was your introduction to politics; you then proceeded to help convict an organised crime head, and create rape counselling centres across New England.
In 1984 you were elected to the Senate, and there you remain, a seasoned politician fighting for progressive values. You’re one of the wealthiest politicians in the country, and are happily married to the heiress to the Heinz empire – without any bit of sauce on the side. In 2004, after a very strong fight, you accepted the Democratic Party nomination.
Heinzftw
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Post subject: Re: The election test: what kind of a president would you be ?:)
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:35 am
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You're David Cobb!
You spent your formative years as a construction worker in San Leon, Texas, before heading to college. Not coming from a wealthy family, you had to wait tables to pay for your education, and it paid off: you graduated from the University of Houston Law School in 1993. You then had a successful law practice for seven years.
In 2000, Ralph Nader asked you to manage the Green Party election campaign in Texas, and you agreed; in 2002 you were the Green Party candidate for Attorney General. Now you’re pulling all the stops and standing as the Presidential candidate; everyone agrees that a Green Party candidate can’t actually win, but can you make a difference?
I don't want to be some green boy.
Congratulations, you're President Harry S. Truman!
Due to the death of President Roosevelt, you became President of the United States of America on April 12th, 1945 - just at the tail end of World War Two. Japan had offered a surrender in January, and once you were in power, attempted again in May. In July, they offered surrender at least six times.
In August, against Roosevelt's known wishes and the wishes of many of your advisors, you dropped an atomic bomb on the Japanese city Hiroshima, and another one on Nagasaki. Literally hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians died; many, many more suffered horrible sicknesses from the radiation. As Eisenhower put it: "the Japanese were ready to surrender and it wasn't necessary to hit them with that awful thing."
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you unnecessarily levelled an entire population with the following fine graphic:
Luckily I'm the coolest robot out there.
Can it, you're Bender!
In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.
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