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 Post subject: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:23 pm 
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Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.

The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:

* Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
* She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
* He kisses her.
* She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
* He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
* He runs down to the hotel lobby.
* They both get arrested.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:30 pm 
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umm.. I'm speechless. i don't know how to react to that other than to LMFAO!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:57 pm 
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Wow, anyone know how to react to this one properly? I think its just full of win.
And he used his own personal Shamwow to clean up all the blood from the scene, making it virtually fanish from the naked eye. lol corny joke I know, but how could I resist?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:59 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:00 pm 
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Wow, Police mugshots reveal things that cameras don't.

Wrinkles.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:38 pm 
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It would be better if she bit hes penis.lol

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 Post subject: Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:52 pm 
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i knew it...first thing i says when i saw him i turns to my friend Mabel and says that guys looks like someone who picks up cannibal hooker, no lie...

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LOL oh man brilliant

Just look at that mug shot... reminds me of faces of meth

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"You're gonna love my nuts. I SAID YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS, B*TCH!"

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1k dollars, holy sht, she must be hot


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:01 am 
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He's 44?!?! WTH

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:10 am 
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wth @ the end - "penis penis penis penis"? lol

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Shoulda slap her instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ

dam can anyone teach me how to post youtube videos? pm me thanks :)

OT, dang he looks muchhhh older when he was on those commercial. I guess make up and lighting does help lol.

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Shoulda slap her instead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ

dam can anyone teach me how to post youtube videos? pm me thanks :)

OT, dang he looks muchhhh older when he was on those commercial. I guess make up and lighting does help lol.


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That's what you would want to post to post a video. The part of the YouTube URL after the = sign.

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 Post subject: Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
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ebaums must've had fun with this one

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$1000 cannibal hooker ftl

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He's 44?!?! WTH

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Your full of win >_>

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 Post subject: Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker.
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Wooooo go Vince! Sucks that he's in jail now though =P, Can't show us any more amazing products :shock: .

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Wooooo go Vince! Sucks that he's in jail now though =P, Can't show us any more amazing products :shock: .

you never know, he might use floss to cut the metal bars to escape from prison


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Wooooo go Vince! Sucks that he's in jail now though =P, Can't show us any more amazing products :shock: .

you never know, he might use floss to cut the metal bars to escape from prison

H/o...Did she bite his whole tongue out?!? If so then it is the end of Vince's amazing products >=(.

Oh well, least we still got Billy Mays!

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