the following is a joke on the Late Night Show With Conan O' Brien
Conan wrote:
"The mayor of Newark, NJ, wants to set up a citywide program to improve residents' health,"..."The health-care program consists of a bus ticket out of Newark."
In response to the late-night host dissing his city, Mayor Booker, who clearly does not like to be upstaged, released his first YouTube video this week that decreed the comedian may no longer set foot on city soil, which includes Newark Airport.
"Not only am I the mayor of New Jersey's largest city, I'm also mayor of a city with one of the largest airports in the United States," he said.
"So now, according to the powers invested in me by the people of the city of Newark, I'm officially putting you on the Newark, NJ, airport no-fly list.
What's everyone's preconceived notion of Jersey? There are actually nice suburbs and people down in South Jersey. I can see myself living in Jersey forever.
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