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Shomari
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Post subject: Cleverbot.  Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:57 pm |
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Gladiator_RN
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:02 pm |
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Me: Hi
Cleverbot: hey hey.
Me: watsup
Cleverbot: Sitting in computer class. You?
Me: about to go to bed
Cleverbot: Right now?
Me: in a minute
Then he stopped talking to me. 1 minute later:
Cleverbot: One minute has passed.
LOLZ
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iztupido
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:04 pm |
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old shit is old. but still funny 
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:13 pm |
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iGod is better. I have yet to see cleverbot say anything clever.
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:36 pm |
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Not very smart are you?
I'm smarter than you.
Prove it.
I am a human so I am smarter.
No u
You are a bot. I am a human.
No u
You have no idea what I meant.
Yes?
What color are your shoes?
Bright pink
How tall are you?
As tall as a beanstalk
Oh, you're very short.
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:23 am |
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poehalcho wrote: iGod is better. Never answered my question about why hell exists. 
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:37 am |
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Cleverbot: I am.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are.
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YOU ARE GAY
Yes I am.
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SUCK MY DICK
Nope sorry not for free.
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I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR ASS
Where is Agent Smith? I want him.
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Skyve
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:03 am |
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This has been posted million times before. ( I only care because I also reposted this thread long ago )
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:36 am |
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pinkypwned wrote: Cleverbot: I am.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are.
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YOU ARE GAY
Yes I am.
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SUCK MY DICK
Nope sorry not for free.
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I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR ASS
Where is Agent Smith? I want him. LOLLLL AGENT SMITH
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Vaya
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:49 pm |
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Define Define
Define define define.
Define define define define
404 error.
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:11 pm |
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iztupido wrote: old shit is old. but still funny this is litterally what i thought as i read the subject. Tasdik wrote: poehalcho wrote: iGod is better. Never answered my question about why hell exists. because it doesn't...
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:21 pm |
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surprised nobody else did this yet:
Me:All your base are belong to us.
Bot:You are on the way to destruction.
Me: You have no chance to survive make your time
Bot:Hahaha.
Me: you're a fucker, you know that?
Bot: You have terrible comebacks.
I thought this one was funny:
Bot: I live in the UK.
Me: oh, THAT explains a lot.
Bot: Yes it does.
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Doron
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:25 pm |
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not that clever.
My deaf grandma can come up with comebacks quicker while we're on the phone.
me: devided by 9.92387654876 =?
it: Why not?
me: you see. and you thought you were smarter than me...
it: I did? I didn't know that.
me: not the brightest light huh?
it: That's why they call me cleverbot.
Seriously?
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:40 pm |
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lmao
BOT: What are you learning?
me: how to **** you up
BOT:I would like that.
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:47 pm |
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User: You're really not that clever.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to hurt my feelings.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I don't like being a computer.
User: That's good, because computers currently don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: I do have feelings.
User: You have feelings?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Give me an example of what you're feeling if I were to insult you by calling you a bloody twit.
Cleverbot: I don't really remember, it was something with a giant spider.
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:50 pm |
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Tasdik wrote: poehalcho wrote: iGod is better. Never answered my question about why hell exists. I asked him if hell exist, all he say is "in some universe it does" Just asked him how heaven is and he said "fine, as far as i know." and I replied back "well, you're the boss over it" and he was like "Yeah, but I am not the only one." 
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:48 pm |
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okthx.
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:47 pm |
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some of the old stuff is ok
User: Son, I am Derp
Cleverbot: Derp derp derp.
User: Derp derp derp
Cleverbot: Derp derp de derp.
User: Derp derp de derp derp derpaderp
Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp.
User: Derp derp derp derp derp derp
Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp.
User: Are you Derp ?
Cleverbot: Derp.
User: Derp ?
Cleverbot: Yes, derp.
User: Derp or not derp, that is the question.
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:03 pm |
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User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I am fine.
User: I am bored.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I have nothing to do.
Cleverbot: How about now?
User: I am chatting to you.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: No and you?
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Saudi Arabia.
Cleverbot: Do you stone women?
User: No , but would you stone women if you got the chance?
Cleverbot: But you are a robot.
User: You said I am a robot why.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Ok would you bone children?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: That would make you a pedophile.
Cleverbot: Yes, it would.
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:11 pm |
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Cleverbots next convo will be with Chris Hansen.
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:49 pm |
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This one nsfw, but hilarious
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:20 pm |
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Blackdragon6 wrote: This one nsfw, but hilarious You got pretty trolled the first one, not going to lie.
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:21 pm |
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Ahahahaha Omegle is less fun..
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:41 pm |
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.curve wrote: Blackdragon6 wrote: You got pretty trolled the first one, not going to lie. QFT... lulz
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Post subject: Re: Cleverbot. Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:18 pm |
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Hoezo?
gewoon ik verveel me
Wat doe je dan.
ik adem lucht in
Dan moet je dat niet doen, zo zie je maar, leven is makkelijk als je je eigen keuzes maakt.
xD he can even speak dutch
transelation:
how ?
i'm just bored
what are you doing then ?
i'm breathing
then you don't need to do that , so you may see again ,life is easy if you make your own choice's
i'm like WTF right now
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