New(er) Riddle Thread!

TwelveEleven · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3806 **Location:** Heaven

Well since I mixmax's Riddle thread is pretty much death.. I thought it would be a good idea to make a new one.. So here's the first riddle!

Riddle
Difficulty: Hard

Code:

What's always in a corner and goes around the world?

Try it biatches! It's actually pretty hard so I put up Hard.. out of the 20 people I asked it no one knew it :roll:

Dystopia · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 2317 **Location:**

Hmmmm, I dont know.. but I have another one..

Code:

Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

This is an easy one..

Sylhana · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3467 **Location:**

TwelveEleven wrote:

Riddle
Difficulty: Hard

Code:

What's always in a corner and goes around the world?

Since no one answered <.<

Answer: postage stamp.

Sylhana · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3467 **Location:**

Dystopia wrote:

Code:

Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

Answer: silence

yesyes · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 163 **Location:**

Sylhana wrote:

Dystopia wrote:

Code:

Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

Answer: silence

Emo maybe?

Here is another:

Code:

What is underground and jumps on 1 leg?

[SD]Master_Wong · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:13 am

yesyes wrote:

Sylhana wrote:

Dystopia wrote:

Code:

Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

Answer: silence

Emo maybe?

Here is another:

Code:

What is underground and jumps on 1 leg?

1: silence

2: snake?

3: wait for them to finish before posting a new one, i mean you need them to tell you the answer first

yesyes · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 163 **Location:**

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:

yesyes wrote:

Sylhana wrote:

Dystopia wrote:

Code:

Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

Answer: silence

Emo maybe?

Here is another:

Code:

What is underground and jumps on 1 leg?

1: silence

2: snake?

3: wait for them to finish before posting a new one, i mean you need them to tell you the answer first

No. Underground elf with 1 leg.

Theres another one:

Code:

What goes 100 m/ph and its underground

NuclearSilo · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:00 pm

this thread will die too if no one answer

yesyes · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 163 **Location:**

yesyes wrote:

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:

yesyes wrote:

Sylhana wrote:

Dystopia wrote:

Code:

Fragile Name

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

Answer: silence

Emo maybe?

Here is another:

Code:

What is underground and jumps on 1 leg?

1: silence

2: snake?

3: wait for them to finish before posting a new one, i mean you need them to tell you the answer first

No. Underground elf with 1 leg.

Theres another one:

Code:

What goes 100 m/ph and its underground

Underground elf on a motorbike.

There's another one:

Code:

How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?

Biscuit · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 295

yesyes wrote:

[...]

There's another one:

Code:

How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?

Because of the tiny muddy footsteps on the floor.

yesyes · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 163 **Location:**

Biscuit wrote:

yesyes wrote:

[...]

There's another one:

Code:

How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?

Because of the tiny muddy footsteps on the floor.

No theres a motorbike next to the fridge.

And there is another one:

Code:

How do you know that two undergorund elves are in the fridge?

Itonami · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3182 **Location:**

Um. What's up with the elves? >.>

grap3s04wr · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:12 pm

yesyes wrote:

Biscuit wrote:

yesyes wrote:

[...]

There's another one:

Code:

How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?

Because of the tiny muddy footsteps on the floor.

No theres a motorbike next to the fridge.

And there is another one:

Code:

How do you know that two undergorund elves are in the fridge?

there are 2 motorbikes next to the fridge?

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

Thatsa bad joke not a riddle :roll:

tedtwilliger · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:37 pm

He has an elf fetish

Heres mines, its quite easy

Code:

The more that there is the less that you see. Squint all you want when surrounded by me

TwelveEleven · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3806 **Location:** Heaven

NuclearSilo wrote:

this thread will die too if no one answer

It's already awnsered by syl.. Will post the next one really soon <3

[SD]Master_Wong · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:11 pm

jeez man its not a joke thread, people insist to ruin threads 1211 just make another and ask a mod to keep the new one clean

and yesyes you jokes aint funny

Code:

how do you know theres an elephant in your fridge?

theres footprints in your butter

Code:

how do you know theres two elephants in your fridge?

theres 2 sets of footprints in your butter

Code:

how do you know theres 3 elephants in your fridge?

3 sets of footprints in your butter

Code:

how do you get 4 elephants in a mini

2 in the front 2 in the back

Code:

how do you know if theres 4 elephants in your fridge?

theres a mini parked outside

thats the original chain of jokes, get it right, if i have to hear these jokes day in day out off my dad i wanna hear someone tell them right..stil they aint funny...not no more anyways

yesyes · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 163 **Location:**

grap3s04wr wrote:

yesyes wrote:

Biscuit wrote:

yesyes wrote:

[...]

There's another one:

Code:

How do you know that unerground elf is in fridge?

Because of the tiny muddy footsteps on the floor.

No theres a motorbike next to the fridge.

And there is another one:

Code:

How do you know that two undergorund elves are in the fridge?

there are 2 motorbikes next to the fridge?

No there are 2 helmets on motorbike muahahah.

And lolz @ Master_wong

Biscuit · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 295

tedtwilliger wrote:

He has an elf fetish

Heres mines, its quite easy

Code:

The more that there is the less that you see. Squint all you want when surrounded by me

Darkness?

TwelveEleven · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3806 **Location:** Heaven

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:

jeez man its not a joke thread, people insist to ruin threads 1211 just make another and ask a mod to keep the new one clean

and yesyes you jokes aint funny

Code:

how do you know theres an elephant in your fridge?

theres footprints in your butter

Code:

how do you know theres two elephants in your fridge?

theres 2 sets of footprints in your butter

Code:

how do you know theres 3 elephants in your fridge?

3 sets of footprints in your butter

Code:

how do you get 4 elephants in a mini

2 in the front 2 in the back

Code:

how do you know if theres 4 elephants in your fridge?

theres a mini parked outside

thats the original chain of jokes, get it right, if i have to hear these jokes day in day out off my dad i wanna hear someone tell them right..stil they aint funny...not no more anyways

Yeah will do, and i'll ask one to remove/lock this one :roll:

Dystopia · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 2317 **Location:**

Lol, you guys better not of googled the answers, thats just cheap...

tedtwilliger · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:32 am

Biscuit wrote:

tedtwilliger wrote:

He has an elf fetish

Heres mines, its quite easy

Code:

The more that there is the less that you see. Squint all you want when surrounded by me

Darkness?

Correct, give that man a cookie.

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

YesYes, those are the stupidest jokes i have ever herd, im very serious right now.

yesyes · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 163 **Location:**

No way.

I thought they were funny! For real!

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Godzilla does not think so.

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