An Idiot's Guide to Beating Your Wife [Joke]

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Something one of my friends showed me. Good for laughs if you're open minded enough to remember it's a joke.

http://www.pointsincase.com/columns/nick/12-3-06.htm

Be warned, some 18+ content (language and references). Also remember that if this offends you, you don't have to read it. And don't bother posting about how the author is a bigot, etc. he says himself that he's a douchebag.

dom · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:29 am

Reise wrote:

some 18+ content.

You should of just PMed it to them/us, not many here anyways.

Anyone buy the maddox book? Full of great stuff like this.

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Hey, I don't keep tabs on who's how old. It's just my job to bring the funny.

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:31 am

Quote:

4. Make jokes as you punch. For instance…

“Why *PUNCH* don’t women *PUNCH* need umbrellas?” *FLYING KICK*

“Because it doesn’t *TOMBSTONER* rain in the kitchen.”

LOL

Meow · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 1872 **Location:**

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Quote:

4. Make jokes as you punch. For instance…

“Why *PUNCH* don’t women *PUNCH* need umbrellas?” *FLYING KICK*

“Because it doesn’t *TOMBSTONER* rain in the kitchen.”

LOL

Hahaha, pretty funny ^^
I swear, If my husband beats me I'd beat the shit outta him. I'm not the kinda girl that stands there and takes the beatings . I'd make his life a living hell If he abuses me

tedtwilliger · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:55 am

Code:

I think that beating your wife should be not only legal, but embraced. I think, also, that it should be lawful to beat other men’s wives, girlfriends, daughters and concubines, when warranted.

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She makes it not okay to beat your wife. I say **** YOU, OPRAH.

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“Wo-” means “lesser than” and I’ll be goddamned if I know a single man out there who does not abide by the basic fundamentals of mathematics.

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After all, when you’re too old to beat your whore, you’ll need somebody there so that you may vicariously beat other women. It’s the Circle of Life, and it moves us all.

OMG THAT WAS SO EPIC!

I couldnt stop laughing hahaha

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:59 am

i read the guide to manliness...maddox is hit & miss with me

Itonami · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3182 **Location:**

Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.

MrFudge · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 5731 **Location:** None

Itonami wrote:

Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.

you should be in the kitchen anyway

jk.
i like cooking food for the ladies

Itonami · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3182 **Location:**

MrFudge wrote:

Itonami wrote:

Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.

you should be in the kitchen anyway

jk.
i like cooking food for the ladies

Marry me? thx.

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Zypher · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 8705 **Location:** Canada

i lol'd

gud thread.

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Itonami wrote:

Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.

Belgarath · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 1745 **Location:**

Quote:

Consider these facts…

-Women caused the fall of humanity.
-Women are fickle.
-Women get abortions.
-Women like salad more than meat.
-Hillary Clinton.

LOL. This is quite funny. Thanks for posting Reise.

Crumpets · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 7800 **Location:**

dom wrote:

You should of just PMed it to them/us, not many here anyways.

Your quite full of yourself are you not ?

woutR · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:08 pm

Crumpets wrote:

dom wrote:

You should of just PMed it to them/us, not many here anyways.

Your quite full of yourself are you not ?

lol that coming from you

MrFudge · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 5731 **Location:** None

Itonami wrote:

MrFudge wrote:

Itonami wrote:

Didn't find it funny at all. The only thing I got out of that was ignorance.

you should be in the kitchen anyway

jk.
i like cooking food for the ladies

Marry me? thx.

mmmmmmmmaybe

ghostkilla43 · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 1991 **Location:**

Meow wrote:

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Quote:

4. Make jokes as you punch. For instance…

“Why *PUNCH* don’t women *PUNCH* need umbrellas?” *FLYING KICK*

“Because it doesn’t *TOMBSTONER* rain in the kitchen.”

LOL

Hahaha, pretty funny ^^
I swear, If my husband beats me I'd beat the shit outta him. I'm not the kinda girl that stands there and takes the beatings . I'd make his life a living hell If he abuses me

*note to self, stay away from meow*

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