TacticalMedic wrote:
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my parents say that if i use my laptop on my lap the radition will make my pen'is fall off >_>
Its
kind of true. If men keep their laptops in their laps, the heat from the laptop damages your testicles

Which does not make your pee pee fall off but affects your sperm and how healthy and capable it is.
Aka causes impotence...which is why I sleep in a large freezer!
*Takes radioactive isotope meter, points it at computer case*
*radioactive isotope meter beeps faster and faster then explodes*
*computer case explodes*
*brain explodes*
*Wakes up sweating in his chair*
*reaches for shotgun*
*loads deer slug*
*shoots radioactive isotope meter located on nearby shelf*
*puts down shot gun*
"Damn technology, I always knew it's bad for your health!"
*Grabs mouse and places index finger on "2",middle finger on "3"*
*presses the "sit" hotkey*
*continues grinding*
"Tsk, tsk, radioactive isotope meters...."