Mangled some high school pussies in the park

Stallowned · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:40 pm

Just another saturday for me son, counting the takings from my security company then spending a couple o hours jacking this frame the **** up.

Driving back from the gym, got my 18 hanging out the side, letting people know who the **** is crusing past in the Porsche when i get a call from Little T. Tells me to come by the park, crews there, couples of 10s, beer n sh1t is flowing, only thing missin is my strong assed self.Get there, only problem is aint no spaces in the car park so i smash some b1tches cheap ass civic window with a brick, take off the brake n rolled that sh1t outta the space into the street. Couple pussies saw me but didnt dare say sh1t, especially since im rockin a sleeveless shirt,

Meet uop with the crew in the park. Grab myself some beer outta the cooler and put some ice on my biceps. straight away girls r all over me trying to touch me n sh1t, telling me im the biggest guy they've ever seen. Wanna see how strong i am so i lift one up n start pressing her over my head, aint even breaking a sweat, shes enjoying it, gigglin n sh1t. The other one starts asking how many pull ups i can do. im like "sh1t, i bust out 200 for fun". About now crews all jealous n sh1t seein them all over me. Little T starts talking sh1t about doing 500 pull-ups, reckons he do em all day, so i tell him to man the **** up and show us what hes got.,

I flex up n Little T grabs holda my arm, starts doing pull ups off of my bicep, girls are going wild seeing this kinda sh1t. T's repping em out, done about 120 by now and hes struggling like a pussy. Im like "sh1t son, that all you got", girls start laughing at his weak assed attempt as he slips and falls on the ground. Im about ready to wreck Little T upside the head for being such a b1tch when some football comes flyin in n hits one of the girls in the face. She starts crying n sh1t, her sniffling is annoying the **** outta me when some guy starts hollering from across the park, want their football back. Im thinking "hell no, somebodys about to get their sh1t mangled"

About now guy starts talking sh1t cause i still got his ball so i launch it like a polish missile 200 yards right into that b1tches face. Even from here i see blood n sh1t go flying. Caved his ****ing face in. His friends see him hit the ground n come running over. Staright away i smash one guy upside the head with a full beer can. He went down like a b1tch, probably brain damaged or sum sh1t cause he starts droolin n shaking. Crews going to work on the other guys, pussies aint putting up a fight, dont even have to try, knocking em out all over ther ****ing place. I pick one guy up and throw him 20ft into some bushes, heard some loud snap, musta broke his neck cause he didnt come out.

Mangled those pussys the **** up, left about a dozen guys on that field. Like some kinda warzone. Everyday sh1t to me though son.

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

Quote:

I flex up n Little T grabs holda my arm, starts doing pull ups off of my bicep, girls are going wild seeing this kinda sh1t. T's repping em out, done about 120 by now and hes struggling like a pussy. Im like "sh1t son, that all you got",

Favorite part....

EvilDiablo · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 361 **Location:**

wow, these never get old

WaX · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 659 **Location:**

Another good one xD,
I wanna see Little T, any pics?

Gh0d · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 602 **Location:** Lithuania

WaX wrote:

Another good one xD,
I wanna see Little T, any pics?

.Far left...I guess...

StuckUP · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1315 **Location:**

ok like stall....that's enough of torturing me just get rid of that sig!!!! :banghead:

and redneck....ur sig is disgusting.

Jstar1 · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4757 **Location:**

polish missile wow lol

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

StuckUP wrote:

ok like stall....that's enough of torturing me just get rid of that sig!!!! :banghead:

and redneck....ur sig is disgusting.

Its just chocolate...

PB_and_J · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:01 pm

...ahem...cough...Lets try this...

i lol'ed

Draquish · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 6423 **Location:** ____

redneck wrote:

Its just chocolate...

The most disgusting...OMG.

*link killed by self*

Do NOT click that link.

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

satman83 wrote:

I lol'd.

PB_and_J · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:08 pm

[SD]draquish wrote:

redneck wrote:

Its just chocolate...

The most disgusting...OMG.

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Do NOT click that link.

Why the **** would you post that?

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

[SD]draquish wrote:

redneck wrote:

Its just chocolate...

The most disgusting...OMG.

Do NOT click that link.

AGHHHGHG draquish how could you!!!

You trickster you...little weasel....

Vindicator · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 1734 **Location:** L-A-B

rofl nice one

Stallowned · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:45 am

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

LMAO!!

Midori · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3425 **Location:**

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Haha the end was the best by far.

Also Hardgay Stallowned

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Caras · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:29 am

The story was alright.. but the animated gif really made me laugh

devilti · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 775 **Location:** denver

redneck wrote:

StuckUP wrote:

ok like stall....that's enough of torturing me just get rid of that sig!!!! :banghead:

and redneck....ur sig is disgusting.

Its just chocolate...

he took a dump or vomit?

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