Been in Europe drinking n sh1t

Stallowned · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:18 pm

My dad wantd me to go to europe with him on business, first class n sh1t, couldnt fit this frame in no economy seat neway. told the crew to handle sh1t until im back, pussies in this town musta thought it was christmas with me not there.

Chilled the **** out on the flight there, landed and told my dad id see him in 2 weeks. He was like "wtf" and i told him to wipe that look of his face, took his wallet, 2 platinum cards n shit, then i was outa there.

pussy eurof@gs couldnt get enough of my strng assed self as i strutted down some rue, sat my self down at a bar and ordered some strong beer, no bud light sh1t here son, and a couple o jacks to wash it down. Getting a nice buzz when some girl comes up and starst talking some language. i give her the universal look of stfu and shes all over my sh1t. I see her pussy boyfriend in the corner, he knows id put him down if he tried sh1t so he sneaks out like a b1tch.

im enjoying the view of this frnehc 10 grinded on my lap giggling n sh1t, some crazy assed look in her eyes, i order another couple of beers and tell the barman to leave 2 bottles of jack on the side. Im chillin when i hear some german f@g talkingacross the bar, im like "wait here", roll up my sleevs to my 18's and get up to go over. This guy sees me coming over and he knew he was in trouble. Before he had a chance to speak i smashed a beer bottle in his facethen slammed him into the bar top. KO,. "Polska power bitch, cant inavde this son"

Me n the french 10 leave, shes all hot n sh1t seeing me wreck someone upside the head. Im like " time for you to get the Pole"

dom · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:22 pm

"Polska power bitch, cant inavde this son" ... " time for you to get the Pole"

roflolmao

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

Waisha · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 3216 **Location:** wat

I lol'd. This one's top 3.

Priam · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:26 pm

"the pole" lolz.

Vibrator · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 946

MrFudge · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 5731 **Location:** None

satman83 wrote:

LOLLLLLLL
i dont even read the stories anymore, i just scroll down to see these kind of pics and then laugh my ass off.

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:35 pm

Stall i think you could get some real profit by selling all this story's
Yeah you should start to write a Novel or something

WaX · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 659 **Location:**

Stallowned wrote:

he knows id put him down if he tried sh1t so he sneaks out like a b1tch.

haha, another good story.

dom · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:38 pm

_Lana_ wrote:

Stall i think you could get some real profit by selling all this story's
Yeah you should start to write a Novel or something

http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/books/Alp ... ss+-+Books

Bought it the day it came out.

Swindler · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:56 pm

hahahha lawl

funny story

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:00 pm

dom wrote:

_Lana_ wrote:

Stall i think you could get some real profit by selling all this story's
Yeah you should start to write a Novel or something

http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/books/Alp ... ss+-+Books

Bought it the day it came out.

dom hide that somewhere,you don't want crazy 13 year old girls to start attacking you

Priam · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:01 pm

dom wrote:

_Lana_ wrote:

Stall i think you could get some real profit by selling all this story's
Yeah you should start to write a Novel or something

http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/books/Alp ... ss+-+Books

Bought it the day it came out.

**** yes, im gonna order that.

Craven's · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 47 **Location:** o.

no i dont like the story is to much violences on it

Priam · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:52 pm

Craven's wrote:

no i dont like the story is to much violences on it

/facepalm

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:13 pm

''Polska power bitch, cant inavde this son"

my favorite part

satman stop spamming, you post count whore. :banghead:

non ego man · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:40 pm

dom wrote:

Bought it the day it came out.

Maddox is great but that book sucked hard.

If you like Stallowned, you might prefer:

Mark Leyner: Et tu, babe.

Neil Pollack: The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature.

Millenium · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 2732 **Location:** Waterloo

Satman and Priam please chill out on the fights.
Thread's been cleaned, if you have any comments, please make sure they're on topic and not of insulting nature to any other member.

Yasakira · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 573 **Location:**

I feel like this is one of the weaker stories. But still funny

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Beating random Germans in bars is always fun.

StuckUP · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1315 **Location:**

For a sec there I thought ,and was surprised, you said Thinkin about Sh1t.

Caras · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:53 pm

Stallowned wrote:

i give her the universal look of stfu and shes all over my sh1t.

Haha, my fav part

Good story, yet again

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

Caras wrote:

Stallowned wrote:

i give her the universal look of stfu and shes all over my sh1t.

Haha, my fav part

Good story, yet again

hehe +1

YangKang · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 838 **Location:**

Caras wrote:

Stallowned wrote:

i give her the universal look of stfu and shes all over my sh1t.

Haha, my fav part

Good story, yet again

so true haha this one was the first which made me lol

MonstaH · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 1550 **Location:**

Reise wrote:

Beating random Germans in bars is always fun.

Come over and dare, redneck! YARRRR!

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

MonstaH wrote:

Reise wrote:

Beating random Germans in bars is always fun.

Come over and dare, redneck! YARRRR!

hmmm?

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