Some fools tried to set me up

Stallowned · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:56 am

So im chilling in the garden, getting some sun on my strong assed self, bronzin up like a greek god or some sh1t when i get a call from Little T. Trusn out some pussies from outa town know about the kid of sh1t i deal in, money and beat downs, and wanted to arrange a little collection job on some b1tches who owed a couple of g.T's hollering about hes got a bad feeling about this sh1t but i aint worried,

We suit up, all black, balaclavas n sh1t, T's into samurai swords, all kinda blades n sh1t, the rest of the crews rollin with our trademark pool ball n sock combo. Aint nothing else like crackin a skill with a pool ball in a sock, like some medieval sh1t swinging it around.

Told to collect the cash in a bar outa town, turn up and the place is dead, Ts all up in my face about some fbi setup or some sh1t but il like "chill the **** out, aint nobody crazy enough to try sh1t with me"

Go in throuhg the back door, lights out, im like a Polish stealth bomber, invisible and deadly. Crews checkin the back out, i go into the bar when the next thing i know some pussy has got a rope around my neck trying to choke me. Im thinking "hell no son, you gotta try harder than that."

A quick spin and were face t face, you could see him turn pussy there and then. Just a glimpse of me grinning is enough to make him start beggin for his life but i aint got time for that sh1t.. I inroduced him to my sock, start crackin bones n sh1t, deformed the **** outta him,. Mangled his ass.

crew dragged him out back and tied him to the back of thecar,. Dragged his ass 20 miles before cuttin him loose. Still smiling nowthinking of that that pussy rollin all over the road.

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Hahahaha

dom · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:03 am

"We suit up, all black, balaclavas n sh1t, T's into samurai swords, all kinda blades n sh1t, the rest of the crews rollin with our trademark pool ball n sock combo. Aint nothing else like crackin a skill with a pool ball in a sock, like some medieval sh1t swinging it around."

lol

"Go in throuhg the back door, lights out, im like a Polish stealth bomber"

lol x 2

Itonami · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3182 **Location:**

This one actually made me lol.

the_wicked · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:59 am

owned. stallowned.

Waisha · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 3216 **Location:** wat

Stallowned wrote:

Go in throuhg the back door, lights out, im like a Polish stealth bomber, invisible and deadly. Crews checkin the back out, i go into the bar when the next thing i know some pussy has got a rope around my neck trying to choke me. Im thinking "hell no son, you gotta try harder than that."

lol. def one of the best ones.

iGod · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 3728 **Location:**

Polish stealth bomber xD

Swindler · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:38 pm

hahaha really good story

WaX · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 659 **Location:**

hehe, nice one xD

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

rofl, this one i really enjoyed

i want more thug stories :twisted:

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

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Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:00 pm

''T's into samurai swords, all kinda blades n sh1t''

Amelie · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:16 pm

Stallowned wrote:

im like a Polish stealth bomber, invisible and deadly.

lol!!! just spilled my coffee

VOwl · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 308 **Location:**

the story is good but i hate how he is so fed up of himself about him being a "greek god" and him having "bulging biceps" <-- diff fiction story

Waisha · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 3216 **Location:** wat

VOwl wrote:

the story is good but i hate how he is so fed up of himself about him being a "greek god" and him having "bulging biceps" <-- diff fiction story

/sigh

StuckUP · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1315 **Location:**

"I'm like a Polish stealth bomber"

XD

VOwl · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 308 **Location:**

Waisha wrote:

VOwl wrote:

the story is good but i hate how he is so fed up of himself about him being a "greek god" and him having "bulging biceps" <-- diff fiction story

/sigh

what i said the story is good, he doesnt look buff at all in his pictures,
no offense stallowned.

Ichimaru420 · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2778 **Location:** quit

HAHA this 1 has 2 be 1 of the Best ones so far

Dark_Force · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 318 **Location:**

polish stealth bomber ROFLOL!!

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:41 pm

when people stop using guns and start using rope.....

Hostage · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:58 pm

VOwl wrote:

Waisha wrote:

VOwl wrote:

the story is good but i hate how he is so fed up of himself about him being a "greek god" and him having "bulging biceps" <-- diff fiction story

/sigh

what i said the story is good, he doesnt look buff at all in his pictures,
no offense stallowned.

Sorry Stallowned this made me laugh more then your story did, lol. This one had less number spelling you words then usual.........sorry random.

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

XemnasXD wrote:

when people stop using guns and start using rope.....

Now that made me lol

Hostage · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:34 pm

LOL, I just took a gander at your avater Crim. Now that made me laugh.

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Hostage wrote:

LOL, I just took a gander at your avater Crim. Now that made me laugh.

LOL now you notice xD

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