Had to give a talk at some school

Stallowned · **Posted:** Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:21 pm

PTAwas all over my ass this week, especially since most of the mothers wanna get a peak of my jacked frame in the flesh, asking me to do some talk at the local school. They wanted a successful businessman like me to tell the kids what the **** to do if they wanna get rich n sh1t in life.

Usually i aint got time for sh1t like this but the court is all over my ass for wrecking the skull of some b1tch last month so its jail or this, either way they re wasting my ****ing time.

I rolled up at the school at 9am, got about 1000 faces at the windows, even the teachers are fighting to get a look. Principle comes running out, wouldnt stfu thanking me for coming, i was like "lets get this sh1t done",,I walk in and its some kinda kindergarten cop sh1t, i tower over these pussies, everyone of them looked weak as sh1t, not a jacked fibra in sight. I start talking, telling these punks the kind sh1t i deal in running this town. Got a couple kids talking so i throw some di[ctionaries at their heads, didnt hear a sound after that. About 5 minutes in and thesr guys cant get enough, wanna hear how i burnt some rival club down with the pussy owner inside. TEachers laughing n sh1t hearing about me wreckin skulls every damn night, i got the kind of life these btches wished they had, not some boring assed teaching job.

I finish up, got a standing ovation. I tell em they got one question and not to waste my ****ing time with anything stupid. Pussy kids too scared to talk so the teacher asks me when im gonna run for mayor of this town, how they need a leader like mewho knows how to get sh1t done. im like "mayor aint sh1t to me, im gonna e running this ndamn country in 5 years"

Everyone starts clapping n cheering, so i give em a quick flex of my 18's, teacher damn near fainted, still had time to give me her number before i strutted the hell outta there. Kids r still clapping as i get to my car, and i speed off leaving em to choke in my fumes.

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

Wow i am not against your threads or anything like most people here but your talking about kids. Even if they aren't real still throwing dictionaries at kids.... I don't find that funny, sorry. Oh and you got this off of a fitness website. Next time give credits to the person that actually spent the time to write this.
Thank you

Doron · **Posted:** Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:33 pm

Ghehehe... this one was funny...

Even though those kids with a dictionry to the head now've got a trauma, they prolly learned from it... xD

I just hope that the real person thought of how he was talking to those kids...
even though if it was prolly in his head n sh1t, son!

HOLLAstir · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 1637 **Location:** 206

Squirt wrote:

Oh and you got this off of a fitness website

We know...Anyways funny story I liked the beginning and the very end haha <3

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Stallowned wrote:

everyone of them looked weak as sh1t, not a jacked fibra in sight

Rofl

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

hehehehe, this one is funny

you need to post more of these, like everyday one

Deadsolid · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 1789 **Location:**

At least hes putting them in the right place.

Blurred · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 2894 **Location:**

lmao kindergarten cop i was watching that movie

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