Houston we got a problem

w00t · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:09 pm

Im pretty much drunk and stoned. My GF just called me to remind me we had a dinner at her parents house.... What to do now

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

hmmm....

your pretty farked..

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:10 pm

your sober enough to type, i don't see a problem.

w00t · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:10 pm

you didnt see my eyes and we are going to eat tapa's. An spanish kind of food where you all make little stuff to eat. Im supposed to do it too now

cin · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:11 pm

just say you don't feel well and ask to do the dinner some other time?

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:12 pm

wear sunglasses , i still don't see a problem.

w00t · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:14 pm

XemnasXD wrote:

wear sunglasses , i still don't see a problem.

I got these model sunglasses airplaine pilots wear. And the dinner is inside + its raining. Dont you think wearing glasses looks strange.,

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:17 pm

bon apprétit

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:17 pm

w00t wrote:

XemnasXD wrote:

wear sunglasses , i still don't see a problem.

I got these model sunglasses airplaine pilots wear. And the dinner is inside + its raining. Dont you think wearing glasses looks strange.,

Cory Hart does it, i still don't see a problem

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ArchYourFace · **Joined:** Oct 2007 **Posts:** 638 **Location:**

cold shower and some visine??

w00t · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:20 pm

Well I got some anti red eye, eye drops. Lets see if they work. THen ill go

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

Go peel some onions...I heard crying helps for dialated eyes?

Wu · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 2521 **Location:** Around.

hahaha oooh my god...

good luck man

a glass of cold water in your face, if you're drunk just throw up and just make up some excuse why you look 'tired'. :wink:

.//curb · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 609 **Location:**

Tell that bitch's parents straight up that your baked.

It should go something like this.

You: I've been sippin on some Cristal and been blowing some badass dro.
Parents: Oh, that's just fine. I enjoy a fine smoke and a drink every once in a while.

w00t · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:36 pm

Seriously, im convised that her dad was a hippy in the 60's

Swindler · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:39 pm

.//curb wrote:

Tell that bitch's parents straight up that your baked.

It should go something like this.

You: I've been sippin on some Cristal and been blowing some badass dro.
Parents: Oh, that's just fine. I enjoy a fine smoke and a drink every once in a while.

HAHA!

SaoKill · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 1265 **Location:**

good luck, just don't let out. If they get suspicious, go to the bathroom or something...

Dystopia · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 2317 **Location:**

ArchYourFace wrote:

cold shower and some visine??

Thats your best bet..

Jstar1 · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4757 **Location:**

brush your teeth like mad cause your breath will smell like crap

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