xxAliciaxx wrote:
Satan was inspecting Hell. As he was strolling down the alleys, he got to a place where the doomed people were boiling in big cauldrons filled with pitch. Each nation had its own cauldron: Englishmen were boiling together, Frenchmen together, and so on. And by each cauldron a horde of fiends were standing with tridents in their hoofs. Their job was simple: as soon as one of the doomed couldn't take the pain anymore and tried to get out, the fiends stung him with the tridents and dipped him into the pitch again.
However, Satan noticed that one of the cauldrons was completely unattended. So he roared in fury:
"This is outrageous! You will all regret this! How dare you leave a cauldron unattended, and who are the people boiling inside it?"
To which the superintendent replied promptly:
"Your Darkness, do not worry! These people are Romanians, and there is no need to guard them. As soon as one of them tries to get out, the others immediately pull him back in."
LOL, that was good.
