[Guide] how to jerk off without getting caught...

Inuyasha584 · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1491 **Location:**

first you must have a webcam and you attach it to your door and it must face where your parents are most likely to come by

just like that
second, my webcam is pretty crappy, and it still has motion detoctor thingy on it so the pricier ones should have it too . anyways open up the program and start motion detector with sound

i am not responsible if you get caught by religous parents and get forced to have an excorcism or by any other people.

Toasty · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 2568 **Location:**

this must get a sticky.

ineedhelp · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 1137 **Location:**

lol at topic lol at someonewalking into your room then asking what is your webcam doing there or someone not seeing it and kicking it lol

Inuyasha584 · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1491 **Location:**

its on the door o_o

Swindler · **Posted:** Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:29 pm

works for me, awesome guide..! now my parents never caught me doing it!

but they wonder why i have my webcam on the door, i just say its a school project.

NuclearSilo · **Posted:** Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:37 pm

HejsaN wrote:

works for me, awesome guide..! now my parents never caught me doing it!

but they wonder why i have my webcam on the door, i just say its a school project.

I dont get it. What do u mean by "it"?

ineedhelp · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 1137 **Location:**

Inuyasha584 wrote:

its on the door o_o

Amelie · **Posted:** Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:40 pm

what about if you just lock the door?

William-CL · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 7363 **Location:** N/A

Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...

Panu · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 3536 **Location:** Around

Amelie wrote:

what about if you just lock the door?

lol , thats too easy.

YangKang · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 838 **Location:**

Inuyasha584 wrote:

i am not responsible if you get caught by religous parents and get forced to have an excorcism or by any other people.

Rofl this one made me lol :d

Inuyasha584 · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1491 **Location:**

Blackdragon6 wrote:

Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...

you know i made this as a joke right..

NuclearSilo · **Posted:** Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:09 pm

what does jerk off mean?

Dark Shifty · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1322 **Location:**

Inuyasha584 wrote:

Blackdragon6 wrote:

Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...

you know i made this as a joke right..

but it is a good idea

@ nuclearsilo, it means to masturbate

Pan_Raider(`_´) · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 4737 **Location:**

Dark Shifty wrote:

Inuyasha584 wrote:

Blackdragon6 wrote:

Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...

you know i made this as a joke right..

but it is a good idea

@ nuclearsilo, it means to masturbate

pedo topics, hygiene topics and now this.

If this keeps up, we'll have a PALM PILOTing guide soon enough

theblindarcher · **Posted:** Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:41 pm

omg STICKY THIS PLESE ITS SO GOOD!

[SD]Twysta · **Posted:** Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:09 pm

Amelie wrote:

what about if you just lock the door?

You mean, what about if you just get a girlfriend? right hun?

Midori · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3425 **Location:**

[SD]Twysta wrote:

Amelie wrote:

what about if you just lock the door?

You mean, what about if you just get a girlfriend? right hun?

lol, like that will stop him.

Doron · **Posted:** Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:21 pm

Blackdragon6 wrote:

Dude you talk about wacking off a lot. I think you need a Girlfriend...

I agree...

If there's someone on this forum who needs to get laid the soonest it's our little Inu...

*pets the dog over his head*

*In case you're a perv, Inu means Dog in japanese...*

[SD]Twysta · **Posted:** Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:30 pm

X-Lax wrote:

[SD]Twysta wrote:

Amelie wrote:

what about if you just lock the door?

You mean, what about if you just get a girlfriend? right hun?

lol, like that will stop him.

hah good point, not too sure about this guy

_Angels · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 707 **Location:**

how about lock ur door=p

Nitro · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 4769 **Location:**

I loled so much when I read this ... Legend

nightbloom · **Joined:** Jan 2006 **Posts:** 5492 **Location:**

Zypher should tell you guys his "getting caught" story... priceless.

nohunta · **Posted:** Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:44 pm

PB_and_J · **Posted:** Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:45 pm

theblindarcher wrote:

omg STICKY THIS PLESE ITS SO GOOD!

Horny guy here...

Avalanche · **Joined:** Jan 2006 **Posts:** 3606 **Location:**

I like how people say "get a girlfriend."

When you have a girlfriend, that doesn't mean you stop jacking off. That would be stupid. Not every girlfriend services a guy 5 times a day, or else masterbating would not be needed.

UNLESS: you do have that perfect girlfriend, which only like 0.1% of the guys in this world have.

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Or you could just like, not polish your sausage while your parents are around.

Nitro · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 4769 **Location:**

AvAlAnChE1 wrote:

I like how people say "get a girlfriend."

When you have a girlfriend, that doesn't mean you stop jacking off. That would be stupid. Not every girlfriend services a guy 5 times a day, or else masterbating would not be needed.

UNLESS: you do have that perfect girlfriend, which only like 0.1% of the guys in this world have.

Watch out while using that word ... If she gives you 5 times a day that doesnt mean that she is Perfect ... there are alot of things that determine whether the girl is perfect or not. Nothing is perfect , atleast not them

Mostly ... they are bit**** ...

Xyzzzy · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 2629 **Location:**

NuclearSilo wrote:

what does jerk off mean?

-.-
masturbate

Nitro · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 4769 **Location:**

Xyzzzy wrote:

NuclearSilo wrote:

what does jerk off mean?

-.-
masturbate

He wasnt serious ... :banghead:

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