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Squirt
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Post subject: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:17 pm |
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Just put the title to get your attention my wang is fine lol
OT: Well today inc lass my class was watching a movie of will smith the one where hes old and he has to tryt o be rich again. Well as we are watching i remember that people say that will is hot so i say "damn will is a handsome dude" amd everyone starts laughing. Right that does not make me gay!?
All i said is hes handsome. boys are aloud to say that to a certain extent right?!
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:18 pm |
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Squirt wrote: OT: Well today inc lass my class was watching ORLY?
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:20 pm |
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Squirt wrote: Just put the title to get your attention my wang is fine lol
OT: Well today inc lass my class was watching a movie of will smith the one where hes old and he has to tryt o be rich again. Well as we are watching i remember that people say that will is hot so i say "damn will is a handsome dude" amd everyone starts laughing. Right that does not make me gay!?
All i said is hes handsome. boys are aloud to say that to a certain extent right?! In the world we live in 2day saying handsome or making any remarks towards a guy like that might make ppl call u gay(mostly in my school >.<).As long as u know u aint gay then i dont see a problem in that...
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:21 pm |
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As you said your 14,and your not sex machine,but why the heck every post you make is about sex/sexual organs?
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:21 pm |
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should have said "No Homo" after wards and it would have been fine
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:21 pm |
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I think things like that but don't say them out loud... Why? People are too much of posers in my school If you do/day things weird your all the sudden gay for a day until people forget.. Its ridiculous-.- You don't know Ignorance until you have moved to New York... And this doesn't apply to Antics... You just lay of this post 
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:25 pm |
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Mcclane wrote: should have said "No Homo" after wards and it would have been fine I knew someone was going to post this. I forgot =/ ^ Grimm i know what you mean. The whole "gangster" act gets real old real fast.
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:32 pm |
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Squirt wrote: Mcclane wrote: should have said "No Homo" after wards and it would have been fine I knew someone was going to post this. I forgot =/ ^ Grimm i know what you mean. The whole "gangster" act gets real old real fast. It's not so much the "Gangster act" But the kids are just so prioritized with getting people to think they they are "Cool". It's like they think it will actually matter later on in life when they have a low life job at mcDonalds. Its sad that people don't have the ability to think about there actions. Ehh then again I'm sure they have that ability, but all of the advertising "If you have this people will like you" Stripped them of there mind... God I hate american 'society' ...IS that the word O_o... Not sure.
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:36 pm |
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Squirt wrote: Mcclane wrote: should have said "No Homo" after wards and it would have been fine I knew someone was going to post this. I forgot =/ ^ Grimm i know what you mean. The whole "gangster" act gets real old real fast. if u were kidding then its ok, if not then u  will
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:38 pm |
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Verfo wrote: Squirt wrote: Mcclane wrote: should have said "No Homo" after wards and it would have been fine I knew someone was going to post this. I forgot =/ ^ Grimm i know what you mean. The whole "gangster" act gets real old real fast. if u were kidding then its ok, if not then u  will I think that guys can me handsome... Does that make me gay?
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:50 pm |
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Twist wrote: As you said your 14,and your not sex machine,but why the heck every post you make is about sex/sexual organs? Like most of SRF, hes going through puberty. Think sex is this magical topic for them
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:08 am |
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^ pretty much And Grimm yes i also know when a guy is considered "handsome" and i am not gay.
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:20 am |
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I purposedly act as a flaming homesexual when I'm in school. It lures trash-talking punks who like to pick on people because of their gender. Its funny how I'm listening to my teacher's lesson, and some guy starts picking on me...calling me a '****' and such, and I stand up and sound off saying "Do something about it!" And the punk kid, along with most people in the class, sit there with a 'wtf is wrong with him' look on their faces; then I explain to the teacher what the problem is, and I don't get reprimanded. ^.^. Anywho, the thing is; its fun luring people into situations where you're entitled to kick their arse. 
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:25 am |
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SO wait, your pee pee works?
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:30 am |
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^ yes buzz lightyear works just fine
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:19 am |
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Draquish wrote: I purposedly act as a flaming homesexual when I'm in school. It lures trash-talking punks who like to pick on people because of their gender. Its funny how I'm listening to my teacher's lesson, and some guy starts picking on me...calling me a '****' and such, and I stand up and sound off saying "Do something about it!" And the punk kid, along with most people in the class, sit there with a 'wtf is wrong with him' look on their faces; then I explain to the teacher what the problem is, and I don't get reprimanded. ^.^. Anywho, the thing is; its fun luring people into situations where you're entitled to kick their arse.  Quoted for the truth of it! 
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:55 am |
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Mcclane wrote: should have said "No Homo" after wards and it would have been fine though if he had, and had then been bullied it would have been perfectly understandable. its so february. OT: I would agree, you can say another dude is good looking or whatever without being gay. Appreciation for something doesnt mean attraction toward it. But if you had a 'penis malfunction' while looking at Big Will...
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:58 am |
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Where are parents nowadays...
I think I'll make some sort of 'bible' written by me for my children to follow...
*starts writting*
In the beggining, there was no money to buy condoms, and me and your mother were horny...*skip*...and I saw that my first offspring had been born a boy; and it was good.
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:34 am |
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Draquish wrote: Where are parents nowadays...
I think I'll make some sort of 'bible' written by me for my children to follow...
*starts writting*
In the beggining, there was no money to buy condoms, and me and your mother were horny...*skip*...and I saw that my first offspring had been born a boy; and it was good. lol finish that and I'll pay.
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:05 am |
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depends on if you dreamy sighed after you said it.
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Brad Pitt is a handsome guy = Straight
Brad Pitt is a handsome guys *sighhhhhh*= Gay
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:32 am |
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lol If you worry about people calling you gay then you have a problem, or do you doubt your sexuality? In my school the guys know they are guys and "act gay" just to be funny. That doesn't make you gay.
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:13 am |
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PB_and_J wrote: SO wait, your pee pee works? HAHAH lol.. Man now I know why I come back to the forums when I'm bored and cant sleep. I love topics like these
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:29 am |
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Stop these topics, and if you really need a sexual outlet - feel free to add me to msn... baby.
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:59 am |
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Your class laughing at you or with you? Mehh, if it wasnt meant to be a joke, just keep it to yourself next time. Guys thinking other guys are hot is gay. Saying handsome is ..lame.
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:12 am |
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I think it's alright to say another isn't a bad looking guy, but if you get all warm about it, you should go get a playboy and see how it makes you feel lol
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:48 am |
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Yah... that be... stick territory....
Depends on the person really. If people flip over it, it's probably 'cause they already had suspicions (subconscious or not) ^ ^
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:44 am |
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Try to not say something like that again ... or else you'll become gay in their eyes , and everyone will start calling you gay , and when teachers says something about gays , everyone will say your name like ... *cough*<insert-your-name-here>*cough* ... I got a friend in my class ... That is gay like that, but he really isnt ...
Yup ... and try that that doesnt get out of class (You being gay - not for real) ... Because when I dont think much girls would like to be with ... hmm gay? >.>
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Post subject: Re: PENIS MALFUNCTION!?!! Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:23 pm |
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