Anyone name there shlong?

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

I know this is sorta corny and stupid but does anybody name there shlong?

I named mine
*bond
and
*Lord Yarkan

Dam it my post are always fing weird >_>
Well atleast im not icealya ( Jokking i love you like brother- A brothher i hardly know)

..... this is epic falirues
Hows the weather?

0l3n · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:53 am

A few names:

MrWood
McLovin'
Gi Mi Moah

but #1 is IronMan!

[SD]Frites · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 689 **Location:**

what is a shlong?

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

[SD]Frites wrote:

what is a shlong?

Penis
wang
godzilla
intruder
cops
12 dollar foot long
subway
train

0l3n · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:55 am

[SD]Frites wrote:

what is a shlong?

A shlong is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:56 am

o0....i really can't picture the guy who names his shlong LY using it much with anyone besides himself, in which case a name would kinda pointless.

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

XemnasXD wrote:

o0....i really can't picture the guy who names his shlong LY using it much with anyone besides himself, in which case a name would kinda pointless.

Dude im 14 you expect me to be a sex robot by this age o.o
Dam you europeans are super o.o

[SD]Frites · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 689 **Location:**

I call my shlong 'dude'

AnemuS · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:06 am

a name from movie, woodcock, altough i dont call it this way, i actually never speak with him too, we are using a more confortable and future way of communicating called - telepathy

Priam · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:37 am

this topic fails SO much.

rek · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:46 am

jajaja

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:49 am

Squirt wrote:

XemnasXD wrote:

o0....i really can't picture the guy who names his shlong LY using it much with anyone besides himself, in which case a name would kinda pointless.

Dude im 14 you expect me to be a sex robot by this age o.o
Dam you europeans are super o.o

Im American....and no i don't expect you to be a sex robot...I could tell your not ready when you typed sex robot...or really when you started this topic...

no one with sense or above the age 17 names their c*ck...someone names it for you and if they have enough time to stop and name it clearly somethings not right....

rek · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:58 am

XemnasXD wrote:

Squirt wrote:

XemnasXD wrote:

o0....i really can't picture the guy who names his shlong LY using it much with anyone besides himself, in which case a name would kinda pointless.

Dude im 14 you expect me to be a sex robot by this age o.o
Dam you europeans are super o.o

I could tell your not ready when you typed sex robot

+1 Its called a sex machine.

/Pi · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 4592 **Location:**

Shimrod · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 336 **Location:**

Monty Python wrote:

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

GrindingEternaly · **Joined:** Oct 2007 **Posts:** 366 **Location:**

long schlong silver

Cruor · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 1999 **Location:**

Chief.

Trice · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:57 am

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jk. i dont name it. its not for you to name. she names it.

woutR · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:32 am

I call it lange jan, too bad that's only his name.

Verfo · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:55 pm

Trice wrote:

jk. i dont name it. its not for you to name. she names it.

yup anyways maybe um shlong

William-CL · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 7363 **Location:** N/A

Giggle-Maker<3 lol

Rainigul · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4490 **Location:**

My customers call it the 5 hundred dollar foot long.

Grimm-.- · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:42 am

I Have a friends who named is
Zorak

mahumps · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 1715 **Location:**

name? -_-

Backfire · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 434 **Location:** USA

Grimm-.- wrote:

I Have a friends who named is
Zorak

Need new friends?

Grimm-.- · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:54 am

Backfire wrote:

Grimm-.- wrote:

I Have a friends who named is
Zorak

Need new friends?

IdgI...

MastaChiefX · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4526 **Location:** Life.

My gf named it Beast.
I really dont understand why you would name your own dick?

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:01 pm

MastaChiefX wrote:

My gf named it Beast.
I really dont understand why you would name your own dick?

confidence issues?

Draquish · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 6423 **Location:** ____

My significant other calls it "My happy place."

Its a happy place.

Rainigul · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4490 **Location:**

Draquish wrote:

My significant other calls it "My happy place."

Its a happy place.

Shouldn't it be like, my happy... thing?

A happy place sort of implies you can be in the place.

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