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Post subject: best Chuck Norris jokes ever *updated*  Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:25 pm |
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
Chuck Norris figured out a way to make his dink 10 inches long. He folded it in half.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris wrote down "Violence" for every one of his answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
post your favs and if you think the jokes are stupid dont bother trolling the thread
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:26 pm |
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Every single Chuck Norris joke sucks.
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:30 pm |
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l05tfr33k7 wrote: are u serious? O.o horrible joker why so serious
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Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken.
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:32 pm |
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lol didnt even mean to involve joker... but yea OT: "There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control." More: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:10 pm |
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what's a dink?
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:20 pm |
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Chuck Norris jokes are new to me. No one says them here. 
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:45 pm |
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If you try to write "Chuck Norris" on a chalkboard, your chalk would break. And so would your hand.
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:47 pm |
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Who is Chuck Norris?
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:49 pm |
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:02 pm |
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Chuck Norris......and that's how your Mom gave birth to you.
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:12 pm |
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chuck noris jokes are the Farking dumbest thing ever come to man.
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:14 pm |
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesnt push himself up. He pushes the earth down.
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:17 pm |
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Chuck Norris is always in slow motion, for time gets tense when Chuck is around.
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:21 pm |
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.rek wrote: Chuck Norris jokes are new to me. No one says them here. They are generic jokes for any fan-boy worshiping anything he dam well wishes. Your not missing out on much.
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:39 pm |
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cpinney wrote: chuck noris jokes are the Farking dumbest thing ever come to man. QFFT Yes I added and extra F to QFT. It ain't a typo. I thing you're bright enough to understand what it means.
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:50 pm |
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Ya, there's no such thing as a 'best chuck norris joke ever'. They're all lame, pathetic, hardly make sense, and aren't humerus at all.
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:53 pm |
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takolin wrote: Every single Chuck Norris joke sucks.
'nuff said.  and thats why i love you
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:27 pm |
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Chuck's roundhouse kicks can floor the Juggernaut.
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:39 pm |
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Grimmjow wrote: Chuck's roundhouse kicks can floor the Juggernaut. Wow...thats just...thats just extremely lame 
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:40 pm |
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satman83 wrote: Grimmjow wrote: Chuck's roundhouse kicks can floor the Juggernaut. Wow...thats just...thats just extremely lame
Shut up toolshed. Go rape a refigurator.
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:47 pm |
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Grimmjow wrote: Shut up toolshed. Go rape a refigurator. 
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:50 pm |
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satman83 wrote: Grimmjow wrote: Shut up toolshed. Go rape a refigurator. No,Nightbloom said it once and the fridge part came from robocop 2. just threw them together.
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:51 pm |
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Chuck Norris Jokes are really lame casue half of us Dont know who the **** he is
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:53 pm |
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Vandango wrote: Chuck Norris Jokes are really lame casue half of us Dont know who the **** he is GTFO!~ people do NOT know who the chuck is? steves irwins holy manty ray! 
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:02 pm |
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Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
BAM!
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:03 pm |
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Grimm-.- wrote: Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
BAM! DAMN!
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:21 pm |
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satman83 wrote: takolin wrote: Every single Chuck Norris joke sucks.
'nuff said. and thats why i love you
And thats why you gay
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:26 pm |
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Norain_ wrote: satman83 wrote: takolin wrote: Every single Chuck Norris joke sucks.
'nuff said. and thats why i love you
And thats why you gay BAM!
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Post subject: Re: best Chuck Norris joke ever Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:29 pm |
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Grimmjow wrote: Grimm-.- wrote: Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
BAM! DAMN! HUH? no, srsly, I don't get it... Yeah, I know who Chuck Norris is. He is tha Texas Ranger. Always fun to watch.. then it was off tv, never saw it again. Now you people make oen of the most awesome tv-shows look like a Farking snail! slow, slimey, ugly.
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