had the worst stomach virus yesterday

Zypher · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 8705 **Location:** Canada

was laying on the bathroom floor for the first 3 hours. Then from like 8 pm to 4 am, i would get up every 10-20 minutes to go to the bathroom which i didnt even have to go.

At one point, i broke down and cried. This poo was not cool.

Now my computer desk is lined up with water, some juice, and a ton of dumb laxative things. omggggggggggg dying.

Edit: i love my mom.

Grimm-.- · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:08 pm

Interesting.
Please. Tell us more.

OT: Thats sucks

I always have stomach problems and its fking horrible

:Edit: I also love my mom

BrokenSaint · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:13 pm

Had the same feeling before when I got sick. Everytime I attempted to stand straight, it'd feel like someone drove a pitchfork in my tummy. The only time it didnt hurt is when I was walking around like some hunchback.

rek · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:34 pm

Zypher wrote:

At one point, i broke down and cried. This poo was not cool.

Wow, that bad?

MrBow · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:35 pm

T_T that sucks. Get well soon!

Edit: love your sig

Priam · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:44 pm

Disgusting, rly

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

lol I know the feeling, a lot of the times in winter, i would wake up in the middle of the night with this piercing pain in my stomach; so i go to the washroom and sit my ass down with my hands shoved in my face waiting for the damn dirreah to come out and when it does, it wouldnt be one of those hee hee it only lasted for 10 seconds. NO THE DAMN DIRREAH I GET LASTS LIKE AN HOUR AND NEAR THE ENDING MY ASSHOLE STARTS TO BURN UP; SO THE WIPING OF IT MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH makes me cry to think about it

rek · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:11 pm

CrimsonNuker wrote:

lol I know the feeling, a lot of the times in winter, i would wake up in the middle of the night with this piercing pain in my stomach; so i go to the washroom and sit my ass down with my hands shoved in my face waiting for the damn dirreah to come out and when it does, it wouldnt be one of those hee hee it only lasted for 10 seconds. NO THE DAMN DIRREAH I GET LASTS LIKE AN HOUR AND NEAR THE ENDING MY ASSHOLE STARTS TO BURN UP; SO THE WIPING OF IT MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH makes me cry to think about it

..ew

Kakarieku · **Joined:** Aug 2008 **Posts:** 37 **Location:** earth

I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Kakarieku wrote:

I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum

Did she pull the worms out of your ass or what?

Kakarieku · **Joined:** Aug 2008 **Posts:** 37 **Location:** earth

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Kakarieku wrote:

I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum

Did she pull the worms out of your ass or what?

Yea,somehow

rek · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:24 pm

Kakarieku wrote:

I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum

Thanks for sharing.

I vomited blood up once.

takolin · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4238 **Location:** Life

Yay for healthy guts.

Swindler · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:41 pm

omg, that shit dont seems to be funny :O Gimme it, i love non funny stuff

Zypher · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 8705 **Location:** Canada

yeh it was pretty bad.

still have it but its not as bad. only thing that makes me feel better is throwing up

crazyskwrls · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2293 **Location:**

reads thread, throws up, runs away

Locketart · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2119 **Location:**

Anyone else in the mood for a chocolate parfait all of a sudden?

Verfo · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:44 pm

hope you get beter, and you should just spend the next few days in the bathroom

cpinney · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:55 pm

holy shit you guys have the worse immune systems ever.

Grimm-.- · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:57 pm

CrimsonNuker wrote:

lol I know the feeling, a lot of the times in winter, i would wake up in the middle of the night with this piercing pain in my stomach; so i go to the washroom and sit my ass down with my hands shoved in my face waiting for the damn dirreah to come out and when it does, it wouldnt be one of those hee hee it only lasted for 10 seconds. NO THE DAMN DIRREAH I GET LASTS LIKE AN HOUR AND NEAR THE ENDING MY ASSHOLE STARTS TO BURN UP; SO THE WIPING OF IT MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH makes me cry to think about it

Well Then...

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:08 pm

you big baby. I get sick like once every 2 years and a year ago i somehow got a stomach virus...spent 3 days vomiting BWAHAHAHA. Your poop was nothing compared to mine!

speeble · **Joined:** Aug 2008 **Posts:** 267 **Location:** SRO

One really sick this 1 morning before school. I decided to hop in the shower and soak a bit. Well I farted, and blew diarrhea everywhere behind me and all over the wall behind me :cry:

. I laughed but at the same time it was disgusting. Turned the water brown and such and was gross. Never trust a fart :oops:

AngelMare · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 639 **Location:**

go play some sports and u will be healty, dont eat junk food -.- .
worest i got was urinary system blood vessels infection , rare but hurts , well , and once only .. and its this week -.- .

woutR · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:26 pm

Kakarieku wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Kakarieku wrote:

I've had worms in my stomach (more like in my ass).So that's even worse,baby
I luv my mum

Did she pull the worms out of your ass or what?

Yea,somehow

If they were coming out your ass they would not require the effort of being pulled out; they would simply be shit out.
Those kind of worms are fixed with pills, as are most worms.

Though there are also more interesting methods to remove one of those beasties, as my biology teacher told me.

I believe you hang a fish above the person with the worm, he then opens his mouth and the worm attracted by the smell starts climbing up. You must then fight the constant gagging and then the worm will eventually climb out of the mouth going straight up in the air to the fish.
Then you grab the worm tightly and you roll him out of the body with a stick, rolling the worm around the stick.

This kind of info truly enhances your life, btw.

Zypher · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 8705 **Location:** Canada

XemnasXD wrote:

you big baby. I get sick like once every 2 years and a year ago i somehow got a stomach virus...spent 3 days vomiting BWAHAHAHA. Your poop was nothing compared to mine!

been vomiting all day.

fix me Xemnas.

FireVortex · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 2005 **Location:**

Do we rly got 2 start talking bout poop.

Asteroid · **Joined:** Aug 2008 **Posts:** 626 **Location:**

i got that once long ago. isnt cool at all but my immune system is like a computer's antivirus

Doron · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:20 pm

omg...

you can still show emotions after that botox session I gave you for your birthday?

dang.. I can't even laugh anymore..

and... maybe it was just a bad cake??

maybe the cake was a lie!?

Inuyasha584 · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1491 **Location:**

cpinney wrote:

holy shit you guys have the worse immune systems ever.

isnt that aids or something

t0rch · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 759 **Location:** ...

Inuyasha584 wrote:

cpinney wrote:

holy shit you guys have the worse immune systems ever.

isnt that aids or something

I gave zypher aids. Soz fellas

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