Hi dear SRF members (and hi other srf members too <_<),
Me n Priam were talking on msn, and thought of a fun way to spice up the OTL a bit moar. Almost every topic you read, you can see sigs that contain epic quotes made by srf members.
Now, this topic is dedicated to the quotes made on srf. We want your best quotes, others best quotes, all of it. However, there are a few rules, because without rules, this would be a complete mess. And we don't like mess now do we
Every friday evening, a poll is made to choose the Best SRF Quote of the week. After that, the topic is refreshed, the winner is announced, and it starts all over again. :]
Little sidenote: We had to bribe Zypher to sticky this topic. Any quotes he thinks suck butt can and will be taken out of this topic.
The Rules/Guidelines: Rules:
1. Only 1 quote per person per week. ^ very obvious rule imo.
2. Quote can be either somebody elses or your own. ^ so it's ok if you're not funny yourself.
3. Quotes may not be against srf's main rules. ^ another very obvious one.
4. The quote has to be made in the week of the contest. ^ so don't give us any 2 year old quotes, we don't want those.
5. See rule 1-4. ^ will think of another rule as we go. <_<
Guidelines: Template:
Code:
[b]Quote:[/b] *[quote="Name"]quotehere[/quote]* [b]In section:[/b] *Insert name of section here* [b]In topic:[/b] *Insert topic URL here* [b}On date:[/b] *Insert date here*
Winners:
Spoiler!
Quote (by Dark Shifty):
woutR wrote:
CloudStrider wrote:
Have you ever farted so hard that you're GF got a boner? I have.
We have a winner here. Not only does his GF have a penis, it gets hard on fart command.
In section: *Off Topic Lounge* In topic: *http://www.silkroadforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=97873* On date: *Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:28 pm* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Quote (by [SD]Kratos):
Priam wrote:
cin wrote:
Priam wrote:
I +1 on occassion, though i'll usually add a piece of my own mind, since i has very stron onions.
No sex for you.
In section: *Site Discussion* In topic: *http://www.silkroadforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=99155* On date: *Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:04 am* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Quote (by Tasdik):
4reaLz wrote:
20.
Tasdik wrote:
20
iBow wrote:
thanks, and a special thanks to the last one, the bolding and font size increase definately helped me understand better.
is this really true? can anyone confirm its their voice?
dont shoot the messenger pl0x
THC wrote:
A few people here who don't know Fly/nightbloom well like I do believe that there is an exxageration. I do not blame them for these feelings. I knew that it would come as a shock to everybody that they are not who they are well known for, and it's only natural to question and to demand proofs. However, many of you here already know them and been in their guild/server and made posts supporting my claim.
For a long time, Fly/nightbloom self-declared themselves as the "Emperor and the Empress of Legitness". Anyone who dares question them gets blacklisted in the server, and anyone who spoke the truth were labeled as "bot supporting" for daring to flame the almighty self-proclaimed emperor/empress of legitness. They were attacked as a "closet botter" and were told to produce proofs or STFU. Unfortunately, NO ONE had proof. So their deception and lies lived on for a very long time. They became a legendary symbol of legitness when in fact they are the biggest closet botter in Silkroad history. They even got SuicideGrl to create the "Exposed Botter". The sad part is that SuicideGrl girl creating the "Exposed Botter" section knowing full well that nightbloom and Fly are closet botters.
I remember how Fly/nightbloom always whip SuicideGrl into submission and make SG their bitch. When SuicideGrl moved to Venus for a new hope of a fun server, SG didn't know that he will be their slaves and Fly will be his king. Anyone who's in the "Confederation" know that whenever SG went to the Confederation forum to beg for mercy and for reconciliation, Fly would make huge posts personally attacking SG and calling him a bot supporter and cyberslap him. One time, when BlackHand union decided to attack for the Fortress for fun, they were called botters. Many of the BlackHand members not only mad at Avalon, but also at SG for not standing to them, as their representative and leader.
Fly/nightbloom betrayed a lot of their good friends. They have a policy where you are allowed to bot if you want, but if you are caught, then you are gone... everyone is dispensable except the core member of Avalon, which includes Fly and nightbloom, obvious. Evidence is coming.
Fly wrote: as for the botting thing, THC saying nightbloom botted is like me saying the CEO of joymax bots.
See what I'm talking about, guys? The usual denying. However, this time it's going to be different because I have undeniable proof. Most people only know one side of their two-faces, but I've seen both and I can tell you it's hideous, not pretty. That's why I recorded proof just in case they pull some BS in the future. Here you go:
If you listen to the recording, nightbloom accidentally fell asleep one day while babysitting her main char, and all hell broke lost. It was kept a big secret of course and covered up. I also have the login information of Fly's account that got banned. If you logged it, it would be listed as Bot Punishment ban. I would be happy to dig it up, but after listening to the guild audio conversation, I don't believe any person with a functioning brain cell would still think they are legit. As i said before, secretly botting secondary characters do not make your main char legit.
Like I stated, they aren't bad people, for they are just misguided. I do not want them ban from SRF nor any harm to come to them. But it would be very embarassing for SRF to keep the biggest closet botter in history, who gave countless numbers of softmod accounts away, who destroyed this game and got many people banned. SG is likely not going to ban any of them because it mean that he would be blacklisted in Venus, and his life in would be hell for daring the ban the "Emperor of Legitness".
In the audio recording, you'd also be suprised to learn that DarkJackal, one of the most well known legits, who goes on the forum and flame botters all the time, is also a closet botter. It's very sad indeed, but one cannot deny the truth that there exist hypocrites in this world.
There are many people who also bot in Avalon, which I will not name since they do not go around and brag about their almighty legitness. I have no problems with botters. Some are awesome, smart, and cool, and are victims of being of given given a free softmod account and were told to bot. But I despise closet botters who make themselve a name for which is built upon lies and deception. I was also a victim... I was given a bot account also. I am not proud of my action, so that's why I quit the game a long time ago. I did some bad things which I regret it. They will probably say bad things about me, but I will admit to them all. But it's the past, and I no longer play this game because of what this game became, so I hope for understanding.
The reason I posted this evidence is because many people, including Guardia (their loyal member) and Fly, are calling me a liar. I have no choice but to release the evidence to put an end to the cloud of doubts for good. And so for the "I'm the Emperor of legitness" BS statements to stop. Legits are a dying species... almost 99.9%+ of players will either buy gold, bot, use no-dc, use loaders, etc. Everyone you knew and thought to be legit turned out to disappoint you.
I am sorry to everyone who view them as your role model, for ruining your image of someone you admired. I do hope that a true legit leader will emerge one day. AcidX, I am sorry to you too for ruining your image of them also. I hope that this will put an end to your posts questioning the truth. You've spoke to her on some occasions on Vent, so I don't think you'd doubt that's her voice. Sorry Fly, I wasn't going to post the evidence, but I don't like being called a liar.
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 7885 Location: At the apple store, Cause i'm an iAddict.
Incredible. Just when you think it's never gonna happen, Cin steps up and actually does some work. He cleaned the topic. Now that must have been hard. I applaud your labor, Cinnamon.
Incredible. Just when you think it's never gonna happen, Cin steps up and actually does some work. He cleaned the topic. Now that must have been hard. I applaud your labor, Cinnamon.
i'll clean you up if you don't watch your mouth
and u know i was only waiting with the update because i love suprises and i know you do as well
Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 1596 Location: Black Desert Online
not really a quote but i found this funny.
Eeece wrote:
BalkanFanaticS wrote:
id like to point out he asked "what do u do when u are powerleveling"(others) , and not being powerleveled. so basicly all the folks who wrote in this topic got selfowned now . ha - ha - ha
Topic: What to do when you are plvling Sections: Silkroad General Discussion Date: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:19 pm
_________________ ^^ mAd propps to Verfo for the sig:P thankx man!
Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 9967 Location: västkustskt
[TS]=Hark=[TS] wrote:
not really a quote but i found this funny.
Eeece wrote:
BalkanFanaticS wrote:
id like to point out he asked "what do u do when u are powerleveling"(others) , and not being powerleveled. so basicly all the folks who wrote in this topic got selfowned now . ha - ha - ha
Topic: What to do when you are plvling Sections: Silkroad General Discussion Date: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:19 pm
I would like to nominate this one to the Hall of Fame.
Sorry i cant take it anymore, is not fun is a pain in the as$:
Today i was trying to power level a new char... there are no spots... i saw at least 30 wizards lvl 90 farming like 5 players each all in the same guilds all with +5 +7 staff... is just ... and the fu king turk flag in the guild logo.
You cant login - omg now is a joke even with loader You cant Party - everybody is botting now You cant farm - solo farming VS a fu king turk lvl 90 power farming all his new chars... You cant PvP - you get 3-4 VS you all the ..... time coz eveybody is n00b You cant Job - you have to be at cap or u will have 1 out or 100 chances to make it. You cant buy things - everybody buy gold and now pricess are 100kk+ for a decen 8D or 9D
This game has become a pain a torture. I decided to let them fu k themself. You cant PLAY!!!!! is IMPOSIBLE!!! everybody is farming or doing TAXI.
WHEN YOU PLAY??? WHEEEEEENNNN???? OMG I CANT BELIVE HOW I STAY SO LONG IN THIS SCAMMER GAME.
THIS GAME IS A SCAMM!
SAVE YOURSELF QUIT THIS SH1T FIND ANOTHE GAME
WE HAVE THE POWER IF WE DONT PLAY J0YMAX GOLDBOTS DONT HAVE CLIENTS, J0YMAX DONT HAVE INCOME
FIGHT THEM, JOIN ME AND QUIT
IS TIME TO KILL SILKROAD, LET SILKROAD DIE QUIT THIS GAME QUIT THIS SCAM THE ONLY WAY TO END THIS IS NOT PLAYING WE HAVE THE POWER TO END ALL OF THIS
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IS TIME TO SHOW J0YMAX THAT WE HAVE THE REAL POWER, AND WE SAY NO MORE
STOP GIVING MONEY TO J0YMAX, THEY MAKE THE GAME SLOW SO WE WASTE TIME AND SAY: -I WASTED SO MUCH TIME, I CANT QUIT-
id like to point out he asked "what do u do when u are powerleveling"(others) , and not being powerleveled. so basicly all the folks who wrote in this topic got selfowned now . ha - ha - ha
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Topic: What to do when you are plvling Sections: Silkroad General Discussion Date: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:19 pm
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