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destructionmama
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Post subject:  Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:10 pm |
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ResTnPieces wrote: why does the Turtle shouts at the tree "LETS VOLT IN!!!!" to form a Yeoha  LOL reminds me of transformers lol
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justaskphil
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:35 pm |
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Once upon a time, a rabbit was hopping along near the Forest of Sorrow, taking his time to nibble on berries here and there. He ran across a rather portly Dow Genema, who happened to be trying to relieve himself in a large clump of bushes.
The Dow Genema looks over at the rabbit. "Hey rabbit," he says in a gruff voice. "Mighty fine day we're having, huh."
The rabbit looks up at him, and off into the distance, trying to give him a little privacy. "Yes, yes, it sure is Sir." Loud Grunts and strains were audible at this point.
"So tell me rabbit," says Dow. "You crap in these woods all the time...ever have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"
The timid rabbit says, "Why no, not usually, unless--"
And in one swoop, the Genema reaches over, scoops the rabbit into his paw and proceeds to wipe his backside with him.
The end.
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Melli
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:03 pm |
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more a fairytail then a joke :|"
was nice though
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devinarney
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:49 pm |
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Death2U wrote: Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player? Because she just is!!!  How do you know? i could say that about a lot of people.
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X_Thunder_X Lighting bicheon int hybrid lvl 49-sp farming!!!!! 
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F-22
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:36 pm |
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Why do chinese characters have a dog as their pets but not a cat?
Because they ate all the cats.
I am not racist its just so funny!
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woutR
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:39 pm |
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Damn, D2A is a female named Michael, and I'm marrying her. Male name so my gay side can be satisfied and female body, what a score!
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destructionmama
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:41 pm |
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F-22 wrote: Why do chinese characters have a dog as their pets but not a cat?
Because they ate all the cats.
I am not racist its just so funny!
LOL chinese eats everything LOL 
here's another one:
How many Nukers does it take to take down a blader?
..none, because they don't want to waste pots
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MortaLRecoN
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:19 pm |
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Death2U wrote: DragonTalon wrote: Death2U wrote: DragonTalon wrote: Death2U wrote: Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player? Because she just is!!! You're a chick? Nice.... You didn't know? I thought everyone knew... Well you talked like a man. I dont really know you so well so sorry Well, you can't judge a book by it's cover... silly. Lmfao
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cool2fool
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:58 pm |
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TyeMaiShu wrote: why does uruchi never spawn on schedule? because hes busy f*cking isy damn i guess i missed rule 2 didnt i I dont find anything funny in that, and I can tell your an immature little kid who just wants attention and thinks he's really cool.
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atlanser
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:54 am |
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justaskphil wrote: Once upon a time, a rabbit was hopping along near the Forest of Sorrow, taking his time to nibble on berries here and there. He ran across a rather portly Dow Genema, who happened to be trying to relieve himself in a large clump of bushes.
The Dow Genema looks over at the rabbit. "Hey rabbit," he says in a gruff voice. "Mighty fine day we're having, huh."
The rabbit looks up at him, and off into the distance, trying to give him a little privacy. "Yes, yes, it sure is Sir." Loud Grunts and strains were audible at this point.
"So tell me rabbit," says Dow. "You crap in these woods all the time...ever have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"
The timid rabbit says, "Why no, not usually, unless--"
And in one swoop, the Genema reaches over, scoops the rabbit into his paw and proceeds to wipe his backside with him.
The end.
lol good one
saw that coming
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