ok i was walking in donwhang and then the storage lady lured me into her box "for some fun she said" and she hoped out and told me to "ready my self" and then all of a sudden the door closes and im listening to chains. so im stuck how could it get even worse i wounder, well this is how,
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she freezes the box. so im stuck and a day or so passes and im still in the box, im surviving off the melted ice, old easter eggs and i had to kill one of thoes trained squirrls to eat. the ice starts to melt faster, its starts getting hot fast, all of a sudden
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IM ON FIRE AND I NEED HALP
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Alright, don't panic. You came to the right forum. We've seen this many times before and are all experienced veterans. The solution to get out of the classic DW trap box you speak of is to first unplug your computer. Than bring it over to the window of your house facing the western sky. Once the moon is shining through it. Piss on it for 15 secs. Now plug your computer back in and relog into SRO. You should find yourself out of the box with an extra 1k sp. Let us know if you have any other problems as she is sometimes difficult and more piss must be used.
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.curve wrote:
Unless Silkroad has a hole I can stick it in, I prefer spending money on the girlfriend.
Alright, don't panic. You came to the right forum. We've seen this many times before and are all experienced veterans. The solution to get out of the classic DW trap box you speak of is to first unplug your computer. Than bring it over to the window of your house facing the western sky. Once the moon is shining through it. Piss on it for 15 secs. Now plug your computer back in and relog into SRO. You should find yourself out of the box with an extra 1k sp. Let us know if you have any other problems as she is sometimes difficult and more piss must be used.
what do you do if you cant pee atm and your house has no windows facing west, also no moon tonight PLZ HALP IM SCARED
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Alright, don't panic. You came to the right forum. We've seen this many times before and are all experienced veterans. The solution to get out of the classic DW trap box you speak of is to first unplug your computer. Than bring it over to the window of your house facing the western sky. Once the moon is shining through it. Piss on it for 15 secs. Now plug your computer back in and relog into SRO. You should find yourself out of the box with an extra 1k sp. Let us know if you have any other problems as she is sometimes difficult and more piss must be used.
what do you do if you cant pee atm and your house has no windows facing west, also no moon tonight
spit as much as you can, so your mouth will stay moist while it melts.
Yes. Spitting is also another option. If you have no windows facing west. Than you must trick the computer since SRO is direction-oriented game. Take a magnet and move it around your computer in a clockwise, than counter-clockwise direction 20 times. To reset the compass inside SRO.
Also, in case you don't have enough spit. Other people's piss, spit, or even animal will work. If you really have no one else to help you, get some bleach or detergent and carefully pour it into any vents that you see along your computer. That should help. Oh, take pictures too of your computer and post it here so we can further help you. Kind of like what you did with the screenshot. Once you finish resetting the internal SRO compass and cooling the computer off with some strong liquid, the storage lady will see you as being organized and clean and will release you from the box.
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.curve wrote:
Unless Silkroad has a hole I can stick it in, I prefer spending money on the girlfriend.
Yes. Spitting is also another option. If you have no windows facing west. Than you must trick the computer since SRO is direction-oriented game. Take a magnet and move it around your computer in a clockwise, than counter-clockwise direction 20 times. To reset the compass inside SRO.
Also, in case you don't have enough spit. Other people's piss, spit, or even animal will work. If you really have no one else to help you, get some bleach or detergent and carefully pour it into any vents that you see along your computer. That should help. Oh, take pictures too of your computer and post it here so we can further help you. Kind of like what you did with the screenshot. Once you finish resetting the internal SRO compass and cooling the computer off with some strong liquid, the storage lady will see you as being organized and clean and will release you from the box.
Yup, that will fix it for sure. Great advice dude, i will try that next time!
np dude. I've gotten tricked by her many times when I first started. She would just sit on top of that gold box looking so innocent. Than when you pass she slowly looks at you while spreading her skirt apart. Tsk tsk. Shame on me for falling for that trick so many times. I pretty much got stuck in that box from lvl 25-40. I even come back every now and than to get trapped in it for fun
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.curve wrote:
Unless Silkroad has a hole I can stick it in, I prefer spending money on the girlfriend.
lol sucks. sweet story though, i lol'd. see if you can run out by holding the up arrow key.
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Bl4nk wrote:
ok i was walking in donwhang and then the storage lady lured me into her box "for some fun she said" and she hoped out and told me to "ready my self" and then all of a sudden the door closes and im listening to chains. so im stuck how could it get even worse i wounder, well this is how,
Spoiler!
she freezes the box. so im stuck and a day or so passes and im still in the box, im surviving off the melted ice, old easter eggs and i had to kill one of thoes trained squirrls to eat. the ice starts to melt faster, its starts getting hot fast, all of a sudden
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