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HEY AGG · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 125 **Location:**

OK (LET'S MAKE IT AS SHORT AS POSSIBLE) WHEN I HAD JUST REACHED LVL 36 I WAS ABOUT TO FINISH THE 3000 FLOWER QUEST AND SUDDENLY APPEARED A LITTLE CARAVAN OF NOOB TRADERS (LVLS: 20,25,27 AND A NON-SUITED HUNTER LVL28) GOING TO HT. I INMEDIALTY THOUGHT: "OMG THEY RE GOING TO GET POPPED WITH ANY MOB IN THE WAY" SO I DECIDED TO FOLLOW THEM AND HAVE FUN

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WELL AS THEY WERE FRENCH THEY OFFERED ME PTY AND I DID AS IF I WAS HELPING THEM BUT I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF WHAT THEY WERE TALKING SO I JUST LET 'EM GO AND FOLLOWED THEM.
THE LVL 28 GURL DID SURPRISINGLY WELL TILL SHE WAS OWNED BY 3 RED SCORPIONS AND AS I DIDNT HAVE RES SKILL I FELT MERCY FOR THEM AND DECIDED TO HELP.
WELL, ONE OF THEM STARTED MOVING WEIRDLY AND HE DIED WITH MAONGS... WITH THE 2 LEFT, WE CROSSED THE FERRY AND MAKE THE SHORT WAY TO HT DESPITE I WAS RISKING MYSELF OF BEING PWNED BY SPIDERS THAT I LUCKILY DIDNT SAW, I COULD RESIST LVL 42 FLOWERS COS OF MY PURE STR-ARMOR BUILD.
LOL I FELT LIKE CRAP AFTER THAT.... I SHOULD HAVE LEFT ALL THEM DIE BUT COULDN'T HEHE... I WON'T REPEAT THIS GOOD ACTION FOR SURE

PsYch008 · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 4451 **Location:** reno

i would have dragged mobs onto them, and robbed them all.

Mauler109 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 586 **Location:**

dont use all caps makes it harder to read.

my noob story is when i first got to lv l20 i though o yea time to make a lot of money doing lots of trade runs

took me 5 times to get a good trade and i died and had to re-lvl 4 times nooby part of me was that i never learned to get higher until i came to forums

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

mine as to be when i went on a trade all the way from ht to jangan
at lv 24....i made it all the say their ( in trade convoy).

and then realised that i forgot to buy any trade items...and went with
an empty cammle. :shock:

hellsharpt · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 3003 **Location:** Khadgar

I had no idea how to get off a horse, I would let tigers or chajkis attack it until I died to dismount.

Also it wasn't until I was levl 30 that I figured out that I could use pills on a horse.

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

lol..wow lv 30..ok and i tought i was bad

HEY AGG · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 125 **Location:**

lol satman and hellshapt, and sry for using caps....
some lvl 7 nub (he told me) was in tigers and yeoha's zone.... he said "can u give me some life pls"? i just watched him die as i gave pots to him but he didnt press accept in the exchange so it was useless.

the cra.ppiest thing i did was once when i pwned a lvl 18 caped nub killing tigers. I killed him many times till he got dc. i waited 2 mins and he appeared again and i kept killing till he dc again....
i waited him for 30 mins more (i was about to abandon the "predation") but he appeared and lol i screwed up his day once more.

Guys just don't do that, its misserable and hateable even more than botters XD

HuyFong · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 1051 **Location:**

-I didnt know how to use elxiirs
-When I did I thought if I make a +5 it would turn into an SoS...yeah I was really disappointed :cry:

-First time I saw a +3 I thought that +3 = SOM cause its shiny and my weapaon (SOS) wasn't shiny (it was +0 sos) hehe

-I sold my weap elxiir for 40k and thought ZOMG I got 40k so much money!

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

yea...once i was waiting for TG and a lv 20ish wanted to pvp..but as soon
as he put his cape on a killed him in one hit..and then he ran off....lol
i spent the next 30 mins running after him ( auto attack)....he ran all over the bandit stronghold....and after 20 more mins he got to jangan...lol so funny.

PimpC · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1119 **Location:**

hehe when I had a +7 theives hook glavie I found an weap elixer off a tiger..used and and guess what happened :roll:

o well gotta learn from our mistakes!

tyfly · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 826 **Location:**

My newb story was when i hit lvl 20, i wanted to theif and though u could pk people with it on becuase i say npc thiefs doing not knowing at that time they were npc. So i saw a lvl 30 afk guy put on thief suit and pked him. :banghead:

wasn't that good of an idea.... lost so much exp and sp and i learned my lesson

CodeOfSilence · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 440 **Location:**

well today i wanted to buy a challenge stone lvl 5, this guy offered me one for 350k. i said no, i buy it for 300k. he said no way. 5min later i was still wanting the challenge stone, i walk around DW and find a stall with stones, infront of me "stone of challenge 350k" so i buy it... i go to use it.. and :shock:

the stone was lvl 4 lol. LMAO :banghead:

HuyFong · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 1051 **Location:**

Oh heres a more recent story about 1.5months ago.

I bought an SoS Glavie @ 150m.
Changed the crit from 4 to 9 with a few challenge stones
Changed physical damage to 42%
All other stats looks pretty "ok" so I didnt want to mess with it
The only thing was the physical reinforcement sux.
Anyhow I found elements and took out a warrior tablet. However I careless got the courage tablet out. Used it, then my phys damage went to 0% my crit went back to 0% then from there on all my blue etc were assimilated to 0%
Anyway, moral of the story, be careful, dont be an idiot like me lol.

Thats good anyway I ended up taking the chance to reroll all the stats and everything is 415 or higher now and crit is 11 @ 58% so Im happy

LuV3r8o1 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1194 **Location:**

My first day playing, I got tired of fighting Mangyang so i went to cross the bridge right outside of JG west gate. As soon as I stepped off the bridge a Yeoha killed me in 1 hit. :oops:

And at the time I was like :shock:

"WOW! That monster was strong! He killed me in ONE HIT"

ThANuKa · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 63 **Location:** USA

i sold a level 32 blade for 10k

Nuklear · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 3272 **Location:**

Since this game has a great beginning tutorial :roll:

, I didn't know what the hell to do. My cs clan that started playing the game had to yell at me b4 I knew where the general was located. If I started this game by myself, I would've quit within 10min because of the none existant tut.

0Kelvin · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 167 **Location:**

ThANuKa wrote:

i sold a level 32 blade for 10k

I sold a lv 1 SOS glaive for 6k :roll:

Sendako · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 74 **Location:**

0Kelvin wrote:

ThANuKa wrote:

i sold a level 32 blade for 10k

I sold a lv 1 SOS glaive for 6k :roll:

and I thought selling a weapon elixer for 10k was bad.

my other story is that I followed along on a server trade run at lvl 2X with empty camels just to see what hotan looked like.

Skull Rider · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 80 **Location:**

I sold my SOS to the weapon shop... :banghead:

aghost153 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 86

i tried to talk to and npc thieft that was chasing me when i was lvl 16 ^^
the conversation
me: who the hell are u ?
npc thieft : ....
me: what do u want ?
ncpL.....
me: WUT THE FCK IS WRONG WIT U ! ?
npc: .....
me: LEAVE ME ALONE PLZ
npc: ....
me: that it! i will kill u
.... owned (time to spam res

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Damad · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 69 **Location:**

I'm almost level 30 and I still don't know what an SOS does :banghead:

LuV3r8o1 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1194 **Location:**

Damad wrote:

I'm almost level 30 and I still don't know what an SOS does :banghead:

SOS is somewhat equivalent to +5

but prettier

Chichi · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 103 **Location:**

I npc'ed sos equips that I got..2 times when I was 2x. I have also bought a lv10+3 spear for 60k o.O

aginis · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 95 **Location:** malaysia

when i lv 12 i gat glaive from meroyang SOS glive but i dont know it is SOS glive so.... when i lv 18 ineed new glive so... so need same glive SOS but i dont know how tu make it a new glive :oops:

i try use alcamy to make it but waekkk...........

so i try ask somebody ppl high lv how to make it like that my glive
so i dint know how to explain to him becasue i noob :cry:

but he said to me use elixir

so i trust him and he call saler exlir come to me for buy elexir
:oops:

i not inuf money to buy it :cry:

and that guy sel he glive i dont know what lv he glive but he toll me
very expensif glive

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and he tool me how to use it by alcamey ( first time know how use it)
''''''' and i do and done but not shaining why ?...??? i tell himm ??? why
erkkkkkkk .... i angry whit him me be him liar me :cry:

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Thrilla · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 58 **Location:**

I didnt know that you could scroll down the skill list until the mid 30's. I asked someone where this certain skill was that they were using, and they told me "bicheon tree, just scroll down."

I was like "huh?"

Oh jesus.

And I though KD was something only high lvls had.

LuV3r8o1 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1194 **Location:**

Thrilla wrote:

I didnt know that you could scroll down the skill list until the mid 30's. I asked someone where this certain skill was that they were using, and they told me "bicheon tree, just scroll down."

I was like "huh?"

Oh jesus.

And I though KD was something only high lvls had.

LMAO!!! Same here!

I didn't find out until lvl 27. I saw a lower lvl using the kd and i asked him where it was. When he told me, I felt SOOO stupid. :oops:

Troo · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 487

yeh lol.. I didn't knew that you could scrolldown the skill list too, when I saw guides on forums like these I just thought those skills would be like the books next to it

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or those times I still thought that npc thiefs were players to ^^

I also hated those times I exedently npc'd the wrong things lol.. buying a sos weapon and then npcing it thinking it was just my normal spear hehe

Yeh good'oll times ftw ;p

Chichi · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 103 **Location:**

Thrilla wrote:

I didnt know that you could scroll down the skill list until the mid 30's. I asked someone where this certain skill was that they were using, and they told me "bicheon tree, just scroll down."

I was like "huh?"

LOL same here. Noob times xD

Oh yea another one when I was around 37 or so (xian) I went on a 2* trade and had a highlvl hunter with me (6x).I got out from the west gate and he said to me not to come out of safe zone, so I went back in to town. And he said I still had a long way to non safe zone >.< and I got robbed in dead ravine

Kitt · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 791 **Location:**

Yesterday I was runing around with a few of my guildies with hunter suit on and one of them was killed by the ferry by a 5X theif ~~ well i get off the road and in the trees not paying attetion i see a npc theif run pastt i attack it only to get killed by the 5X theif lmao then he killed my wolf ~_~ I normaly don't wear hunter or theif suit because i have bad luck with both lol ~~ :banghead:

Nave47 · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:05 am

When i first played i thought the first book imbue is a nuke... :banghead:

.... and i keep wondering why i wouldn't work...

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