[quote="Zyankali"]You people are so greedy,
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Msg to Zyankali:
Dear Zyankali,
hi i am phil. i am level 10 and i am poor. poor as dirt. i haven't been able to buy new stuff in 4 levels now, so i smell bad too. Wow, u are lvl 80! You must be rich after buying all those expensive lvl 8 stones and pimping your gears, so i need 100k golds to go see my family in hotan (they live behind the guild guy under the waterfall) - just 2 million gold will get me started in this game. I am going to skool in jangan now and hate the general. he suxs and doesn't teach us much, just to 'go kill tigers...' what's up with his tiger obsession...anyway, Id' appreciate it if you could give me 50 million as i mentioned above so i can buy all sos sets to level 40. that will keep me safe and from harm until i get back to see my lovely family. I will quickly forget this act of kindness and offer no money in return, and probably flame you later for it.
p.s. just drop the money on the ground and i will pick it up; i like to see my character bend down to pick it up, sort of like a chicken pecking at feed in the farmyard, like my buddy at the herbalist shop. he has chickens. i like chickens. chickens taste good. Weasels are too tough, and mangyangs taste like veggie burgers and grass, ha ha.
see you in hotan one day, i would like for you to meet my family...uh oh, the general is calling i have to go kill more tigers now.
signed with <3,
n00b