Because of course, number 40 is where the uniques live. You knew that didnt you?
TG runs into the kitchen screaming
TG: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!
LY: Whats wrong honey?
TG: Cerby is bullying me, he chased me up a tree and i had to jump down to run away
Cerberus tries to sneak past the kitchen doorway to the living room
LY: Not so fast Cerberus. Get your butt in here!
C: I was only playing. Its not my fault she cries at everything >_>
LY: You apologise to your little sister this instant young man.
C: Sorry TG
TG: You scareded me
Cerberus goes all red and hugs TG
LY: Much better. Now run along to bed you 2, mum said shes gonna be home late and that you 2 had better be in bed by the time shes back
C: Wheres she gone?
LY: Oh, she said shes gonna piss everyone off by spawning later than they expect.
TG: Silly mummy, they always get her.
Cerberus laughs
C: Like you can talk, you never last more than 2 minutes!
TG starts crying again
TG: I'm only little, and and and they get big people to hunt, its not fair!!
LY: You cant talk son, you arent exactly Mr LivesALot either.
C:
LY: Anyway, bed!
C+TG: Yes dad. Goodnight
LY goes to watch the Champions League game on telly
Isyutaru has appeared in Karakoram
... has killed Isutaru
An hour passes...
Isyutaru comes in the house
I: Hey Yarky darling, im home. Spawned late at the Yetis. Didnt do too bad, lasted a good 10 minutes.
LY: Aww, nice one babe. How come you took so long getting back?
I: Server traffic on the roads and all the lights were red
LY: Stupid Joymax
I: Yeah
They Embrace
Yarkan suddenly steps back and confronts Isy
LY: Why do you smell like desert?
I: What?
LY: You smell like desert, all dusty. Thats not how an ice princess should smell, what have you been up to?
I: Oh, i just went to Taklamakan to er, talk to your Niya Guards
LY: What about?
I: Its a surprise, I dont want to spoil it
LY: Yeah, see, the Niyas are all on a night out getting a few drinks. Theres no one there. Why are you lying to me?
LY spots something on Isy's coat
LY: Whats that? Is that? Oh My God! Thats a robber voucher! You were in Tarim Basin.
I: I er...
LY: Uru? You went and slept with Uru?! You b*tch, hes only L40, thats almost illegal!
I: Alright! Fine! I admit it! But hes young, he has more stamina... And his creature he rides on has 2 heads... Have you any idea...
LY: ENOUGH!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
I: Quiet! You'll wake the kids!
LY: Get out get out get out!
Isy leaves in tears
TG and Cerb come downstairs
TG: Whats happening Daddy? Why did you make mummy leave?
LY explains
C: Whore
TG: Bad mummy
LY: Its ok kids, Dad'll fix it. But I'm gonna have to send you to live with your uncle from Ksro for a little while.
TG + C: Yaaay fun uncle Saytan (ty for the info magisuns)
The Next Day.
Yarkan is talkin to his Niyas quietly about something secret. It appears hes planning something
Uruchi has appeared in Tarim Basin
LY: Lets go boys!
...
..
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[Lord Yarkan] has killed Uruchi
People around Uruchi: n0000b. High level killing uru. N0000b
Yarkan kills the whining idiots
LY: I'll kill what I want. Its a free sro.
The Niyas all laugh
Isyutaru has appeared in Karakoram
LY: S**t, the whore is early!
LY and the niyas get on their ostriches and tigers
...
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[Lord Yarkan] has killed Isyutaru
LY: Hows that for stamina? Was it as good for you as it was for me?
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