[Rap] Warlock Short Flow

Malicious · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 717 **Location:**

Yo, Yo, Yo
Im a Warlock, I kill INT easy
Please keep reading, even thought this flow might sound cheesy
If you listen closely, you'll hear this flow
I kill with Offering, but my HP gets real low
Curses and debuffs, followed by stun
You call me a noob, but at the end who won?
People complain that Im overpowered
But for a week, I haven't showered
As a Warlock Im out on a mission
To debuff you with Bleed and Division
Im a Euro and I got a 15 sec pot delay
To finish this short flow, Silkroad is gay!

Please comment on this short flow. I am also willing to write other short flow about any build or part of the game. I came up with this most of it off the top of my head. Some I had to fix.

Edit: Changed a verse.

Nader · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 1591 **Location:**

your such a noop ^^ lol nice one

Malicious · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 717 **Location:**

Nader wrote:

your such a noop ^^ lol nice one

Thanks, Im taking request for any build or part of the game you'd like me to rap about. Im pretty good at this. I do it when my Internet Connection is too horrible for me to play Sro.

tedtwilliger · **Posted:** Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:42 am

It failed when i read your attempted rhyme with "overpowered" and "shower".

TOloseGT · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 7129 **Location:**

haiku 4 u

cleric heals retard
he does not have pain quota
i want to kill him

Malicious · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 717 **Location:**

tedtwilliger wrote:

It failed when i read your attempted rhyme with "overpowered" and "shower".

I was showing the difference from those full sun botters who take the game too seriously like if it was real life and how they probably are lame in real life.

Malicious · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 717 **Location:**

TOloseGT wrote:

haiku 4 u

cleric heals retard
he does not have pain quota
i want to kill him

What are you talking about?

TOloseGT · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 7129 **Location:**

google "haiku"

Malicious · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 717 **Location:**

TOloseGT wrote:

google "haiku"

I meant the second part. Clerics heal retart comment as well as Pain Quota.

tedtwilliger · **Posted:** Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:00 am

[MS]Malicious wrote:

tedtwilliger wrote:

It failed when i read your attempted rhyme with "overpowered" and "shower".

I was showing the difference from those full sun botters who take the game too seriously like if it was real life and how they probably are lame in real life.

I will emphasize the word rhyme here. They don't ryhme at all. That was my point. Considering the way u kept talking about flow it kinda ruined it there.

And umm.. isn't ironic that the botters would have a shower? since they aren't at their pc's and all..

I activate stealth
I wait for prick to hit you
Then i watch you die

My beautiful haiku

edit: i would of rhymed it with as folows

"but for a week i haven't showered"

It produces the same message but keeps the "flow"

Dian Jie · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 737 **Location:** Valhalla

Not bad, not bad at all, keep em coming

Malicious · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 717 **Location:**

tedtwilliger wrote:

[MS]Malicious wrote:

tedtwilliger wrote:

It failed when i read your attempted rhyme with "overpowered" and "shower".

I was showing the difference from those full sun botters who take the game too seriously like if it was real life and how they probably are lame in real life.

I will emphasize the word rhyme here. They don't ryhme at all. That was my point. Considering the way u kept talking about flow it kinda ruined it there.

And umm.. isn't ironic that the botters would have a shower? since they aren't at their pc's and all..

I activate stealth
I wait for prick to hit you
Then i watch you die

My beautiful haiku

edit: i would of rhymed it with as folows

"but for a week i haven't showered"

It produces the same message but keeps the "flow"

Thank you for the constructive criticism. I'll accept it and put it to use when writing the next short flow. Please request! I'm bored!

Dian Jie, thank you. Please request another short flow! Silkroad related theme.

Dian Jie · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 737 **Location:** Valhalla

The lone thief stalking his prey, planning the feint and ensuing confusion to divide the defenses, strike the weakness, plunder the goods then the hasty getaway whilst defending said loot.

tedtwilliger · **Posted:** Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:20 am

You edited your poem to include what i said, i respect that.

Because u are so keen i will give you a request. I request the same style of flow poem, but on a mangyang. I look forward to seeing what you produce.

Malicious · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 717 **Location:**

tedtwilliger wrote:

You edited your poem to include what i said, i respect that.

Because u are so keen i will give you a request. I request the same style of flow poem, but on a mangyang. I look forward to seeing what you produce.

Thanks will work on it later on. My computer isn't lagging at the moment.

Skyve · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7328 **Location:** Canada

A rap about servers always being full and how now its "Free2Play,PayPremium2Connect"

AgenTChaoS1337 · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 42 **Location:**

hmm i thought it was cool.. something new lol

Nodame · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 620 **Location:**

Offering is a cleric move =\

Malicious · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 717 **Location:**

Nodame wrote:

Offering is a cleric move =\

Sorry, I forgot to mention my subclass is Cleric. I didn't want the title to be too long.

Sauron · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 413 **Location:**

[MS]Malicious wrote:

Yo, Yo, Yo

People complain that Im overpowered
But for a week, I haven't showered

change that to "Those sun botters at the safe zone are cowards".
Nice job on the song man! keep up the good work

Asyamura · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 383 **Location:**

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