wow tonight I was hanging on the street moving to another bar and I took a lil trip to a desert street cause I had to pee... so I did what I had to do. then like 3 minute after I had done this a police car that already had passed the street came back and asked for my id cards and stuff <_< so I was like wtf? guess what? it cost 140 buck to pee in a street -_- and I was completly drunk and I told the policeman... that fcker was messing with me trying to get me mad, then I make a joke, well it was a joke to me I said '' well if you need to fill ur quota I would gladly helpsir '' then the girl said '' you shouldnt have said this'' and the cops walked out of his car and ''menotted'' (well that
shit pushing me on his hood and twisting my right arm as if I could be a menace ...
then they took me back to my house... and left me there saying I was free to go back in the bar or go to sleep.. I was like wtf

why u give me free taxi to my house when I dont want it <_<
well I called my friend at the bar and they came back picking me up lawl.
that policeman was a dick and he was fat I could have beat the shit out of him when he pushed me on his hood... but it would have give me shit load of problem.
stupid quebec police got nothing better to do then piss young people in the street <_< I mean c'mon i peed... wow im so dangerous imma kill people with my pee... somoene might see my penis zomfg...
then they wonder why everyone make fun of them ... and no one like them... gotta do ur fking job first dont piss people just for the **** of it cause u got a badge..
well my mom worked for montreal police communication service. im pretty sure I can get out without paying this ticket the guy abused his autorithy and he knew I was drunk and got me in a trap.
well im still drunk right now so I wont answer until i wake up <_< tomorrow will be painfull <_<
lawl **** the popo