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damn thats a fake sun tan,,

way to much black around the eyes,,

whole girl is like
white (not blond) hear,, combo with (fake) brown skin, black eyes (cant tell the color of her eyes)

and those shoes dont seem nice to walk on,, see the angle of her foot,,

i wouldnt fell for her,, shes like, im barbie,, will you be my ken,, driving in our pink car damn that girl is some mixed up fashion doll

By the look at what she is wearing it is probably in her spice girls days, so more then likely late 90s or so..

She was the only hot british girl I knew.

And I Googled "Hot British Chicks" only p0rnz came up lol.

It says 2007 in the background lol.

LOL OK then when the spice girls re-grouped I don't know..

haha

i grinned ;p

so yeh could work, worth a try

make sure your in a pub with a beer in your hand when you say it otherwise you may look like a slut

A guy and his sister?


Interesting.

This will most likely work though.

how about this scene,,

you are against the wall of your new neighbour,,
he comes out
you say,, well i forgot my keys
(if its a nice neighbour he will say)
well its a mess but you can stay here for tonight
you are like you neighbour
he will be like,, srry i dont have anything in my house yet otherwise you would get a drink
ur like,, doesnt mather we got plenty other things we could do

than the moment of truth,, you are asking,, fancy a shag?



damn, it works in movies xD

You watch too many porn movies
OT: If you want some advice ask this guy
http://www.youtube.com/user/arkady39

I don't get why you're waiting for him to ask for naked pics, when you can just give him the real thing. Just sneak into his house, get naked, and get into his bed. Make sure you're ready when he comes home.

How much age difference do you guys have? >_>

best of luck

Reminder, its easier for girls to ask guys out then the other way around

I like this idea.

Or you can dress up as Mrs. Claus and climb down his chimney (don't get stuck) and put yourself into a bag, when he checks it, you pop out and jump on him! Make sure to break your pen and have the ink spill all over his pants though, then you can say, oh, let me clean that and take off his pants, then accidentally spill your chocolate syrup on him and let the rest take care of itself...

I love this topic

[EDIT:] LOL! This is so perfect, I dunno how many of you remember, but my computer fuggs up sometimes and replaces certain icons with others, this is what whiteraven's post looked like to me:

Woah woah woah...since when? If a girl asked me out I would feel kinda weak, its the guys job to man up and ask already. If you dont have the condifence to even ask the girl, she's already not intrested.

Honestly, make him want you slowly. Where he keeps thinking man my neighboor is pretty cool and shes pretty hott bla bla bla, etc. Then one day ask him for like advice on something in the house or something you think/know he can do well. Then be like ohhh thanks for helping me you should stay for dinner bla bla bla make something up. If he stays, shows he is intrested in getting to know you more. If not, well then maybe not yet but i wouldnt give up.

Just my 2

she isn't replying to her thread >.>
something must have went wrong
either that or they are bed rocking atm
lol

woman flirt as much as men do, when the girls is old fashion she will just try to get your attention,, so that is MUST be understand by you, blink there eye, stare etc.

in that case the man should make the first move,

when the girl really doesnt care and just want to hook up with the guy, she will just walk up towards him, ask him for the time,, followed by the question: arent you going to offer me a drink? followed by lots of other questions.....

Erm.. Yeah I was in bed asleep (alone)

Spoon your bunny and pretend it's the blue eyed guy lol

weird things will happen

oh ye introduce him to ur bunny :3

aww... do u need some companion?

And then he reads this

rofl. Offer a free bj, As long as your over 18. After that your in.

@Cloud. Gawd, ew. To skinny, heels are unattractive, hair is short/ugly, to much makeup, all around fake looking.

Like her tits and shoulder's look wierd compared to the rest of her...o_O

What you should do is this:

You're gonna get your hair dyed, right? Either get it dyed and then be like "hey, how do you like my hair?!" and he'll be like "it's awesome" then you say "let's **** "

Nahh nahh nahh, skip that first part, just say let's **** .

(Or after he says he likes it, you can say, "oohh, thanks alot! wanna come over and meet my bunny? she's (or he's) got brown hair too (well, it's... sort of brown )?" And he'll say yes )

I'm hard.

You guys had that coffee yet?

Now I wish I had a bunny.

we have a bunch of weirdos in otl