WOW!! I Couldn't Believe My Eyes..

Barotix · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 9250 **Location:** Sand

Ask him if he would like to go dancing while sitting down.

Draquish · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 6423 **Location:** ____

Barotix wrote:

Ask him if he would like to go dancing while sitting down.

BORING!

Caress his shlong, and push him up to a wall.

crazyskwrls · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2293 **Location:**

i like how everyone use smiley faces to illustrate their story

i am entertained!

Verfo · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:49 am

1)

on the door
2) say hi

3) say welcome to the neighborhoood

4) i had made you a patch of cookies as a welcoming gift :wink:

after couple days invite him over for dinner

after another couple days ask him out

crazyskwrls · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2293 **Location:**

... the famous phrase has not been said

well...

when in doubt whip it out

or in ur case.... rip it off

okay that sounded wrong.....

The Mobius · **Joined:** Feb 2008 **Posts:** 126 **Location:**

Verfo wrote:

1)

on the door
2) say hi

3) say welcome to the neighborhoood

4) i had made you a patch of cookies as a welcoming gift :wink:

after couple days invite him over for dinner

after another couple days ask him out

and bam you're pregnant. haha jk

But yes, the batch of cookies thing does get a guys attention

Xyzzzy · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 2629 **Location:**

crazyskwrls wrote:

or in ur case.... rip it off

owww

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

I can't believe this thread is still going on :shock:

But can I just add that he ain't my neighbour and lives about 30mins away in the car..

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

So 30 mins is nothing....think about it

30 mins there

15 mins and hes done

30 mins back home

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

satman83 wrote:

So 30 mins is nothing....think about it

30 mins there

15 mins and hes done

30 mins back home

I need longer then 15mins, more like an hour and 15

Snoopy · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:53 am

whiteraven wrote:

CloudStrider wrote:

Not even her?

damn thats a fake sun tan,,

way to much black around the eyes,,

whole girl is like
white (not blond) hear,, combo with (fake) brown skin, black eyes (cant tell the color of her eyes)

and those shoes dont seem nice to walk on,, see the angle of her foot,,

i wouldnt fell for her,, shes like, im barbie,, will you be my ken,, driving in our pink car

damn that girl is some mixed up fashion doll

Uhm, who cares? As long as she puts out, I'd put in.

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

Bastet wrote:

satman83 wrote:

So 30 mins is nothing....think about it

30 mins there

15 mins and hes done

30 mins back home

I need longer then 15mins, more like an hour and 15

There in lies the problem my dear, you would be to much for him

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

BUMP...

Oh I've just found him....... on facebook

[SD]Kratos · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4787 **Location:**

Bastet wrote:

BUMP...

Oh I've just found him....... on facebook

XD add him

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

Kratos wrote:

Bastet wrote:

BUMP...

Oh I've just found him....... on facebook

XD add him

Oh and I have and he accepted my friend request

sparta_sword · **Joined:** Jun 2008 **Posts:** 249 **Location:**

just out of curiousity? what are both your your facebooks? his and yours, just want to see if yall are in the same league for one another PM if you want too. BTW I don't use facebook so I'm not going to add you

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

sparta_sword wrote:

just out of curiousity? what are both your your facebooks? his and yours, just want to see if yall are in the same league for one another PM if you want too. BTW I don't use facebook so I'm not going to add you

Think I might just give that a miss.......

Snoopy · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:39 pm

Verfo wrote:

1)

on the door
2) say hi

3) say welcome to the neighborhoood

4) i had made you a patch of cookies as a welcoming gift :wink:

DATERAPE

He's all yours!

I fixed it a bit.

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

Flash him a nipple and your done

Doron · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:57 pm

yeah, he's a man, just flash him a little boob...

can't belive I've missed this thread...

damn...

well, here's a song to help ya out a little, from your own brittish grounds,

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Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

Keep that crap away from my thread

J/K

Doron · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:04 pm

=(

Oh, btw, when did Vicky do her boobs??

damn, nice work, but.. it isn't really believable...

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

Oh I have him on msn now :oops:

Snoopy · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:39 pm

Bastet wrote:

Oh I have him on msn now :oops:

oh mai.

Soon he'll be over your house getting lessons from your rabbit =o

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

Snoopy wrote:

Bastet wrote:

Oh I have him on msn now :oops:

oh mai.

Soon he'll be over your house Making breakfast.

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

hehe I'm chatting to him now

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

Tell him you can swallow a whole banana! So he will know that you are a competitive eater!

Tell him your bunny said hi

Snoopy · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:16 pm

Squirt wrote:

Snoopy wrote:

Bastet wrote:

Oh I have him on msn now :oops:

oh mai.

Soon he'll be over your house Making breakfast.

are you suggesting.... hotplate sex?

takolin · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4238 **Location:** Life

Use a vicky Pollard imitation.
It's bound to lead to endless shagging.

You might end up with a baby who you'll trade for a westlife cd even though they're rubbish.

Doron · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:37 pm

oh by the way, ask him what kinds of eggs he can make...

can he fry them, boil them, fertilise them, or something else?

I joke...

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