help my dad is looking up porn on my computer

izmeister · **Joined:** Feb 2008 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:** Yes

[SD]Twysta wrote:

The Mobius wrote:

Just come home after school and randomly be like 'ZOMG I GOT SOME RANDOM PORN POPUPS *faints*', and then play it off as if its a virus and dont mention it again. That way he gets the point, but you're not straight up confronting him.

I like this idea

It is one of the better ideas this thread came up with.

Dark Shifty · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1322 **Location:**

unplug your ethernet cord before you leave for school.

Draquish · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 6423 **Location:** ____

If your browser allows it, make all the different porn websites he visits start up when the browser is activated. Saves him some time.

user · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:55 pm

Pfff wrote:

Just tell him few good sites and problem solved.

i think what the OP is getting at here is not really computer viruses

what if the dad jacks off and have cum over his computer, causing viruses/bacterias

you can have rick roll as homepage and annoy the shit out of the dad every time

Nitro · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 4769 **Location:**

Simply speak to your dad?
Tell him to buy himself a laptop, and jerks off in front of it.
It will be more emberasing for him .

Blurred · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 2894 **Location:**

lol ur mom must not give him some

izmeister · **Joined:** Feb 2008 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:** Yes

Blurred wrote:

lol ur mom must not give him some

If you read the topic you would know they are divorced :o

Blurred · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 2894 **Location:**

izmeister wrote:

Blurred wrote:

lol ur mom must not give him some

If you read the topic you would know they are divorced :o

Shit i feel stupid :banghead:

lol

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:14 pm

user wrote:

i think what the OP is getting at here is not really computer viruses. what if the dad jacks off and have cum over his computer, causing viruses/bacterias

O wow...

woutR · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:37 pm

hahah rofl

This is pretty priceless, but you can't go confront your dad with this. How would you feel if your dad came to you and gave you an internet wank 101.
At least I would be very uncomfortable.

I think it's time for your dad to get his own PC.

Toasty · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 2568 **Location:**

Ouch how awkward. Buy hima laptop for his birthday. Or just a porn mag.

Ryoko · **Joined:** Dec 2005 **Posts:** 6390 **Location:**

Disconn3cted wrote:

When I am at school and I leave the computer on my dad looks up porn

Wow

hemagoku · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 2720 **Location:**

lol log time i don't see admin and see u here xD

[SD]Master_Wong · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:16 pm

Ryoko wrote:

Disconn3cted wrote:

When I am at school and I leave the computer on my dad looks up porn

Wow

Ryoko did you forget what your forum is like?

OTL = whores, flamers, puberty and random shit place anything in one of them

Sacchin · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 2797

The Mobius wrote:

Just come home after school and randomly be like 'ZOMG I GOT SOME RANDOM PORN POPUPS *faints*', and then play it off as if its a virus and dont mention it again. That way he gets the point, but you're not straight up confronting him.

I'd do that then act pissed as to why all these porn ads and viruses are on my comp and probably ask if he's going to bad sites. Note how I said "bad sites".

Limpy · **Joined:** Feb 2009 **Posts:** 56 **Location:**

Blurred wrote:

Mousetrap wrote:

[SD]Twysta wrote:

Dude, in all seriousness, he can't possibly blame you for knowing what he's doing.

So you might as well make fun of it!

For example, if he's visiting redtube, and you know about this, just go downstairs and tell him.
"Had a rough day today, dad :/" "Yeah? What happened son?" "Meh, loads of homework and shit".

Then when you finish the conversation go like... "Oh , uhm, by the way.... youporn is MUCH better then redtube

"

And right at this moment, you quickly grab the camera from behind your back and snap a picture of his face!!! YES! WIN!

Then post it here, and be a hero on SRF for the rest of your life!

Redtube is so much better than youporn, gtfo!

Youporn is so gay, and the quality is kinda of shitty.

Pfff...try any of these: they're all virus free...magicmovies.com or xvideos.com.

Alternatively, you could just do a re-direct...every time he goes to a certain site that you know of from your history, have it re-directed to...a children's website. Or the FBI. >.>"

I kind of like the fbi re-direct more...but, up to you

Sacchin · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 2797

Damn all the srf perverts are being exposed here =p

DistortedMind · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:30 pm

JUST TELL HIM TO GO ON http://WWW.MYLAZYSUNDAYS.COM THAT WILL SCAR HIM FOR LiFE ^^

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:35 pm

DistortedMind wrote:

JUST TELL HIM TO GO ON http://WWW.MYLAZYSUNDAYS.COM THAT WILL SCAR HIM FOR LiFE ^^

NO! DON'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD! HE MIGHT HEAR YOU! IT'S BETTER TO WHISPER TO AVOID DETECTION AND CATCH HIM BY SURPRISE! OTHERWISE THE PLAN MIGHT NOT WORK!! ^^

Disconn3cted · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3293 **Location:** WV, USA

lol he just told me that he ordered a computer for himself and it should be here in 3 business days, what a strange coincidence

Blindfire · **Joined:** Feb 2008 **Posts:** 3844 **Location:** ...

Disconn3cted wrote:

lol he just told me that he ordered a computer for himself and it should be here in 3 business days, what a strange coincidence

He probably checked your history, saw this thread, and got the picture.

[SD]Master_Wong · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:42 pm

Grimjaw wrote:

DistortedMind wrote:

JUST TELL HIM TO GO ON http://WWW.MYLAZYSUNDAYS.COM THAT WILL SCAR HIM FOR LiFE ^^

NO! DON'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD! HE MIGHT HEAR YOU! IT'S BETTER TO WHISPER TO AVOID DETECTION AND CATCH HIM BY SURPRISE! OTHERWISE THE PLAN MIGHT NOT WORK!! ^^

i clicked it out of curiosity as iv never seen that one again...i hope i never do see it again either :banghead:

farking annoying

Sacchin · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 2797

DistortedMind wrote:

JUST TELL HIM TO GO ON http://WWW.MYLAZYSUNDAYS.COM THAT WILL SCAR HIM FOR LiFE ^^

LOL

After I spammed Jackal with this he stopped talking > >

I remember catching my dad looking at porn when I was younger and strangely enough my first thought was "Thats some crappy porn" lol

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:53 pm

lol. I learned a long time ago never click on random links. :>

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

Disconn3cted wrote:

lol he just told me that he ordered a computer for himself and it should be here in 3 business days, what a strange coincidence

He mus be emberrased!

But the day he comes to you saying " Son, my computer won't turn on I have to use yours until it gets fixed"

You'll know hes been busy

Trice · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:48 am

epic.

"so son, how was your day at school?"
"good thanks dad, how was all the porn you looked at on my pc?"

sorted.

Burningwolf · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 2583 **Location:** :|

DistortedMind wrote:

JUST TELL HIM TO GO ON http://WWW.MYLAZYSUNDAYS.COM THAT WILL SCAR HIM FOR LiFE ^^

fck me
have to re d/l something caused i ended FF cause of this shit
fck me hard

Azilius · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 4236 **Location:** CS:GO

Burningwolf wrote:

DistortedMind wrote:

JUST TELL HIM TO GO ON http://WWW.MYLAZYSUNDAYS.COM THAT WILL SCAR HIM FOR LiFE ^^

fck me
have to re d/l something caused i ended FF cause of this shit
fck me hard

Usually mouse-wheel click on tab = close said tab. Then a prompt box opens saying stupid shit, hold enter and close your eyes and it'll go away eventually.

Avalanche · **Joined:** Jan 2006 **Posts:** 3606 **Location:**

screw youporn and redtube, amateur hour..

pornhub ftw.

TOloseGT · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 7129 **Location:**

awkward...

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