-=|Mixmax's|=- New Riddle Thread

Therealmixmax2 · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 399

Pts to Draquish

Here is a "funny" riddle, looking for a single answer

Riddle #88
Difficulty: Funny (1 pts.)

Code:

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?

Draquish · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 6423 **Location:** ____

"Die"

"Fly"

"Hi

"

Therealmixmax2 · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 399

draquish wrote:

"Die"

"Fly"

"Hi

"

O.O no.

RuYi · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7145 **Location:** Done.

Farewell?

MastaChiefX · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4526 **Location:** Life.

Heard this one awhile back but cant remeber exactly
"Pay attention, I do this only once"

Something like that.

Bakemaster · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 4732 **Location:**

Drop out.

Key-J · **Posted:** Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:34 pm

Nothing,

as in there is no instructor :wink:

sloweredmangyang · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 605 **Location:**

banzai?

lol

i play silk road · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 919 **Location:**

watch closely, as ill only do this once

i know for a fact this is right as ive seen a sketch with a suicide bomber saying the same thig to some other suicide bombers

TacticalMedic · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 610 **Location:** BG

"Dont worry, you dont have to wear helmets for this"

just came to my mind

DarkLaw · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 795 **Location:**

pay attention im only gonig to show you this once.

MastaChiefX · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4526 **Location:** Life.

2 people said the exact same thing I said ><

DarkLaw · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 795 **Location:**

ah rofl master sorry bit sleepy didnt see your post :cry:

i play silk road · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 919 **Location:**

Therealmixmax2 · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 399

MastaChiefX wrote:

Heard this one awhile back but cant remeber exactly
"Pay attention, I do this only once"

Something like that.

Pts to MastaChief!

Riddle # 89
Difficult: Medium (+2 pts)

Code:

How many squares are in a chessboard?

EllisD420 · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 4 **Location:**

Hahaha, i remember this one. Its tricky.

204

If you want an explination, i will give one

Bakemaster · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 4732 **Location:**

1+4+9+16+25+36+49+64
He's right.

sloweredmangyang · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 605 **Location:**

MastaChiefX · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4526 **Location:** Life.

There is no chessboard.

:O

[SD]happynoobing · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 2349 **Location:**

none? there are squares on the chessboard, but not in it.

CrimsonKnight · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 352 **Location:**

happynoobing wrote:

none? there are squares on the chessboard, but not in it.

I think so too

apsdx6 · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 36

204 squares can be formed

TacticalMedic · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 610 **Location:** BG

2, white and black....I guess....

ElCapuccino · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 1122

on a chessboard there are many, but i doubt there are any in a chessboard...

Therealmixmax2 · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 399

Pts to EllisD420, and dismiss that in or on stuff

Now for a riddle I spent a day thinking of and making. I gaurantee you will not see this riddle anywhere else and with that gaurantee I urge all disgraceful googlers to exit this topic and look at the rather plenty others found in one Off - Topic Lounge.
Riddle # 90
Difficult: Hard

Code:

There once was a clerk in a town in Arkansas in the year 1997, pay attention this stuff's important. Our clerk lived happily but not healthily. The clerk in the butcher shop is 7' 10'' tall. Now you would be good to note this clerk only works in the butcher shop because he has a passion for food, and meat specifically. He likes to eat 1 Steak basted with gravy with 2 sides of more greasy steak with 3 bunches of lard slapped on top of it served with 4 generous servings of specially made Brazilian ass fat, and to all Brazilians who happen by chance to read this here riddle, no offense to you, I do not single you out in anyway nor do I attempt to incinuate that you as a people are generally more obese then others because hey you're not, we got America, I just need to incorporate a group of people whos title starts with a B, yes I could have used Beninians or Borginians, or heck even Braslavians, but hey they don't exist! Our clerk is a member of FAA, Fatties Anonymous Association. His birthday is on December 22nd 1973. He was told by his doctor that he was obese, his blood pressure is high and he has bad cholesterol. When he got on the scale his weight was over 235 but was under 535. Now, for what might be a seemingly useless piece of information, his wife's favorite TV Show is "Growing Pains", it is on precisely at 6:30 PM, no sooner no later and its approxiamate run time is 26 minutes and 15 seconds, the other 3 minutes and 45 seconds are devoted to commercials. Our clerk has trouble finding clothing in his size, so he gets it custom made, although sometimes he comes across a big and tall store where he then purchases his clothing. His favorite song in the whole wide world shall not be named, but let us read an excerpt from it so that for some it will be recognized, "Skyrockets in Flight, Byooooooo, Afternoon Delight...". The poor guy isn't happy with his weight, but hey what does he care, food tastes good, he is already married with two children, and so what if his life will be cut short, its been a good one. Let us now get around to naming this man, because yes the name is very important in solving this riddle, his name is Alfred James Armisan the II. His wife is one Tabetha Shelby Grey the III and their two sons are five year old Nathan the IV and 8 year old Jonathan the V. Now reader please be aware the answer to the question is somewhere in there. What does our Mr. Alfred James Armisan weigh? 