Chuck Norris's brothers are death and pain, and he killed them both with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris gave the devil his soul in exchange for his abnormal strenght and fighting skills.
After that he gave the devil a roundhouse kick and took his soul back.
The devil, knowing that he made the mistake in the irony had no reason to complain and now both of them play poker everyday.
I'd say Chuck, cos hes so hardcore.
The problem is: he doesn't know it
