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destructionmama
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Post subject: The official Silkroad Jokes Thread  Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:12 pm |
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This Thread is intended for Silkroad jokes 
So if you have any jokes related to SRO that you heard/ make up that you wanna add here, you are more than welcome, it can be any type of jokes including knock knocks, chicken cross the road, even poems
however some ground rules:
1. No racist jokes, only on game play and the game itself, Joymax jokes are welcome
2. Please keep the jokes as clean as possible
3. If enough people contribute we might get a sticky 
Here's my example:
Why are Chkjis so weak???
..because They are using a level 1 spear!
Also another one:
Why are Hyoncheons so slow?
....because they are missing their brains (hyoncheons have no heads? get it? ) lol
so start making the jokes up guys and girls
Thanks, and looking forward for a good laugh
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:24 pm |
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why does uruchi never spawn on schedule?
because hes busy f*cking isy
damn i guess i missed rule 2 didnt i
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deep.in
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:28 pm |
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Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^
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BryaN
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:30 pm |
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deep.in wrote: Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^
lol
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:30 pm |
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Why lord yarkan is soooo strong?
Because he's lvl 80! puahahahaha! XD
ok i shut ^,...,^
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sunny rays
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:31 pm |
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deep.in wrote: Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^
lol
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soxdrop
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:33 pm |
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deep.in wrote: Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^
hehe other version:
why are so many bots in silkroad ?
gms don't have premium ticket 
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destructionmama
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:35 pm |
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sunny rays wrote: deep.in wrote: Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^ lol I lol'd as well LOL
keep it comming guys
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destructionmama
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:43 pm |
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When you are being recruited for a Guild, the Guild master will always ask which country and city are you from?
and you always say... I am from Jangan
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RuYi wrote: Guys, I think we should promote destructionmama to Captain Obvious. :3
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:54 pm |
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fuzzyfour20 wrote: Why did the SRO player cross the ferry??? To get back to his Desktop of course... LOL (at your sig^^)
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destructionmama
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:01 pm |
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here's another one:
What did teh 10plz begger say when he is hungry?
...."I am gonna go farm now "
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RuYi wrote: Guys, I think we should promote destructionmama to Captain Obvious. :3
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Megalomaniac
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:02 pm |
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fuzzyfour20 wrote: Why did the SRO player cross the ferry??? To get back to his Desktop of course... LMAO! Too true xD
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:13 pm |
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Why is this game called Silkroad ?
I DONT KNOW ! ( HAHAHAHAHAH, you get it ? I DON'T !  )
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:16 pm |
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deep.in wrote: Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^
hilarious!
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:18 pm |
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heroo wrote: Why is this game called Silkroad ? I DONT KNOW ! ( HAHAHAHAHAH, you get it ? I DON'T ! ) rofl wtf!!!
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:23 pm |
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Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?
Because she just is!!!
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:28 pm |
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Death2U wrote: Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player? Because she just is!!! heheheh..yeah that a good >joke<
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:05 am |
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Death2U wrote: Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player? Because she just is!!! You're a chick? Nice....
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:15 am |
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DragonTalon wrote: Death2U wrote: Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player? Because she just is!!! You're a chick? Nice.... That was a joke too
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:17 am |
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deep.in wrote: DragonTalon wrote: Death2U wrote: Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player? Because she just is!!! You're a chick? Nice.... That was a joke too Oh... 
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:24 am |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:29 am |
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DragonTalon wrote: deep.in wrote: DragonTalon wrote: Death2U wrote: Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player? Because she just is!!! You're a chick? Nice.... That was a joke too Oh... lol
Why do Hyoncheons keep shouting Heads!!! heads!! I want some heads!!!
Cause they want you to get on ur knee's.... ^^
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:20 am |
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Saberdude wrote: DragonTalon wrote: deep.in wrote: DragonTalon wrote: Death2U wrote: Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player? Because she just is!!! You're a chick? Nice.... That was a joke too Oh... lol Why do Hyoncheons keep shouting Heads!!! heads!! I want some heads!!! Cause they want you to get on ur knee's.... ^^ Your sig is so freakin hypnotizing
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:23 am |
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Yoji_CN wrote: Joke : Joymax
lol
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:57 am |
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MiKe 51-50 wrote: Yoji_CN wrote: Joke : Joymax lol i lol'd irl
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:03 am |
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What's the difference between a blader and cancer?
Cancer can actually kill you
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:06 am |
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Yoji_CN wrote: Joke : Joymax
Its not funny because its true
Why did the alchemy junky (inguild joke <.<) cross the road?
He got lost on his way to buy more lucky powder.
Why is carpal tunnel syndrome your friend?
Its your body's way of saying you should get out more.
Why did the full sosun sro char had a halo on its head?
Its not a halo, its retinal detachment <.<.
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:07 am |
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deep.in wrote: Why uniques don't spawn in time?
Because they can't connect due to server traffic
Erm... ^^ Hehe that's my favorite out of all of them
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:45 am |
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ok im gonna give it a shot( probaly not gonna be funny cause its off the top of my head).
Ok, so a mangang and a monia walk in to the bar. They both order come med hp pots and a large pet heal. The mangang is served his items first which makes the movia mad. The movia says hay giimie your stuff or ill kill you. The mangang just laughs and says"lol man ive been here longer so ill pwn you". the movia gets mad and pushes the mangang. So the mangang takes out his cleaver. But his health is barely moving. The moving throws a couple of blows on the mangang and kills him As the movias sitting the dead on the floor all he can think is, WTF WERE THE SAME LEVEL HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD. the mangang then looks at the movias name to realize he is a party mob." oh man". " well i better get a res" he then continues to yell:ressssssssss, ressssssss." wtf, he thinks ,I know there are high levels here. He then glances at a sign above the bar door which reads"bAR ONLY FOR WARRIORS, AND ROGUES".
OK LEEVE POST IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
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