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Hitman144 · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 1303 **Location:**

guys pls have patience thiz guy will be posting a photo shop picture soon just hang on to ur seats for the pictures

Matrixman__ · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 773 **Location:**

ok, this is a very flamed thread, so i will add my 2 cents too
if it isnt photoshopped and u didnt bot that, than perhaps ur wife/gf is trying to tell you something...perhaps u should be lucky u still have one after 5 months of hardcore SRO....

nightbloom · **Joined:** Jan 2006 **Posts:** 5492 **Location:**

Grimjaw wrote:

That's why we have something called separate characters.

We share only the gold. Of which we have plenty.

We play on each other's account from time to time but never do anything without consulting the other. ^.^

Now about the ''Disposing'' part.

My advice is to attack her from behind and put her in the sleeper hold until she passes out, then drag her to the bathroom and chop her up in pieces. Then place the remaining body parts in separate bags and put them inside you're trunk. Then at midnight drive somewhere really,really far away and find a remote part of no-mandsland and bury the bags containing the parts deep inside the ground. And also don't forget to clean you're car thoroughly while keeping a very sharp eye to the little details. ( This must be done the same night with as little noise and people around as possible )
Then report her missing after 24 hours,and from there...Later when you're at the station you say she told you that she went out for a walk in the cool evening breeze and that she would be back briefly.

After that play innocent. Still believing in the fact that one day you're beloved wife will return.

Just my 2 cents though.

*crosses Grimjaw off the list of eligible bachelors*

dannyz · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 177 **Location:**

OWNED

FliiipZ · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 1521 **Location:** School

Family first, Friends , other stuff, other stuff , more other stuff and then sro

CastrateYou · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 219

pentuim3HS wrote:

anybody know how to hide bodys good? :banghead:

I KNOW I KNOW !! IN THE FRIDGE ~

FX · **Posted:** Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:21 am

CastrateYou wrote:

pentuim3HS wrote:

anybody know how to hide bodys good? :banghead:

I KNOW I KNOW !! IN THE FRIDGE ~

if ur gonna put it in the fridge u might as well eat the body to get rid of it ^^

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:47 am

nightbloom wrote:

Grimjaw wrote:

That's why we have something called separate characters.

We share only the gold. Of which we have plenty.

We play on each other's account from time to time but never do anything without consulting the other. ^.^

Now about the ''Disposing'' part.

My advice is to attack her from behind and put her in the sleeper hold until she passes out, then drag her to the bathroom and chop her up in pieces. Then place the remaining body parts in separate bags and put them inside you're trunk. Then at midnight drive somewhere really,really far away and find a remote part of no-mandsland and bury the bags containing the parts deep inside the ground. And also don't forget to clean you're car thoroughly while keeping a very sharp eye to the little details. ( This must be done the same night with as little noise and people around as possible )
Then report her missing after 24 hours,and from there...Later when you're at the station you say she told you that she went out for a walk in the cool evening breeze and that she would be back briefly.

After that play innocent. Still believing in the fact that one day you're beloved wife will return.

Just my 2 cents though.

*crosses Grimjaw off the list of eligible bachelors*

lol a little to neat for my liking i'd just run out car off a cliff and jump out leaving her to die....

Lance · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 2370 **Location:**

.AWAKE. · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 2070 **Location:**

thats a very clever way to conceal the lie about you having 711k farmed SP
ya..your wife who also plays silkroad and knows what she is doing donated 700k SP which would of virtually had you not sleeping at night to achieve such an amount to your guild?

well pardon the quote but

I'll Believe that when my shit turns green and smells like rainbow sherbert
/end Super Troopers Quote

CareBear · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 197

thats either bs, or you have a reeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyy bad relationship

either way get help

Lance · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 2370 **Location:**

Easy_Lady wrote:

thats a very clever way to conceal the lie about you having 711k farmed SP
ya..your wife who also plays silkroad and knows what she is doing donated 700k SP which would of virtually had you not sleeping at night to achieve such an amount to your guild?

well pardon the quote but

I'll Believe that when my shit turns green and smells like rainbow sherbert
/end Super Troopers Quote

if u want to turn ur shit green, drink half a bottle of this

seriously

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:21 pm

nightbloom wrote:

Grimjaw wrote:

That's why we have something called separate characters.

We share only the gold. Of which we have plenty.

We play on each other's account from time to time but never do anything without consulting the other. ^.^

Now about the ''Disposing'' part.

My advice is to attack her from behind and put her in the sleeper hold until she passes out, then drag her to the bathroom and chop her up in pieces. Then place the remaining body parts in separate bags and put them inside you're trunk. Then at midnight drive somewhere really,really far away and find a remote part of no-mandsland and bury the bags containing the parts deep inside the ground. And also don't forget to clean you're car thoroughly while keeping a very sharp eye to the little details. ( This must be done the same night with as little noise and people around as possible )
Then report her missing after 24 hours,and from there...Later when you're at the station you say she told you that she went out for a walk in the cool evening breeze and that she would be back briefly.

After that play innocent. Still believing in the fact that one day you're beloved wife will return.

Just my 2 cents though.

*crosses Grimjaw off the list of eligible bachelors*

You kept me on a mere list......i thought you kept me somewhere a little closer to you're heart..

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