Steven Seagal

And here are some facts about steven.
-In a fight between Batman and Superman, the winner would be Steven Seagal.
-Steven Seagal opened Pandora's box. It shut itself out of fear.
-If Steven Seagal is late, you better slow the **** down.
-Steven Seagal can touch MC Hammer.
-Steven Seagal does not believe in God. God believes in Steven Seagal.
-People die in their sleep when they dream of Steven Seagal.
-When babies are born, doctors usually slap them in the butt so they will cry. When Steven Seagal was born, he karate-chopped the doctor in the face to make him cry. He never stopped crying. Ever.