[STORY] What NPCs talk about during inspection

Trice · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:49 pm

I'm aware this is far longer than it should be, but if you know me, you'd know im easily bored, and when im bored, my mind wanders to places. Often silly places. Like these...

Hotan
Protector Lady: *posh lady voice* Ohh thank god, another inspection. All the people gone. Its so peaceful and quiet.
Stable Boy: *Pre-Teen voice* Hmph, its ok for you, i have to clean up all this muck. Whod have thought Oxen could do this much....
Jewel Trader: *Posh voice* Hush boy. You make good money. And thats what matters. Shadow Horses, Grass of Life. Very nice. Mind you, you could bump up the price on those HGP pots you know boy. Now sonny, how about coming over my place later for a glass of port and some...
Blacksmith: *gruff voice* YOU DIRTY B**TARD.
Prot Seller: Oh my. Thats very. Oh my.
*Jewel Trader guffaws*
B: Oi. Drug lady, why you so damn quiet today? Counting all that cash are you? Overpaid you are. Overpaid is what you is.
Pot Lady: *sweet angelic voice* I merely heal. I bring happiness.
J: Yeah, but at a price that you could be a capped sun legend.
PL: Some of us aren't interested in material goods you know. Or port, or *sweet cough* the stable boy*
*J guffaws again*
PL: Protector seller, how are the kids? Johnny is back at school now isnt he?
PS: Yes, hes getting in trouble though, hes been being bullied.
J & B: Pussy
PL: Don't be so rude. Why is such a sweet boy being bullied?

PS: The other kids make fun of his clothes, all tattered and ripped. Its not my fault i cant *stammers* ca.. cant afford.. cant afford good clothes *sobs uncontrollably* No one, no one buys from me anymore :cry:

J: Thank sweet Jesus for the demand for lucky powder
B: And repairing with me, coz im awesome. And those fools that try to think they can pimp npc weapons. Wahahaha
PL: Gentleman please, have some respect. PT would you like me to make a donation to you?
PS: Oh i couldnt
PL: Oh dont be silly dear, its the least I could do. Afterall, you did hand make me this wonderous gown.
PS: :oops:

Stable Boy: MotherF.....
Merchants: what on earth?
SB: you seen this?
All: Seen what?
SB: The new updates?
All: ?
SB: Well, i heard them talkin about it in town...
B: Pfshaaw. All i hear all day is those morons shouting about selling gold, and botting. Sickens me.
PL: Especially when people like Protector lady need the money
SB: ...Anyway, they are bringing out these Hallowe'en costumes or something.
J: So soon after angel wings? Why thats pure genius, everyone who didn't get wings wants something. My My those fellows at Joymax sure do know how to line ones pockets dont they?
SB: Yeah. Anyway, we're gonna have freaks running around looking like fools. Pretending to be harry potter and all that.
B: Hahaha, maybe we can get some for Johnny to wear to school
PS: :cry:

*Pot Lady slaps the Blacksmith*

Suddenly a man appears as if from nowhere
Man: Gold for sale, 100million for $39.95 ....
J: Oh bollocks.
*all return to work and prepare for the return of players*

...

Yeah. So like I said. I get bored.

PiiNoY · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 673 **Location:**

You ... need a life.

Firemouse · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 547 **Location:**

lol this is genius, I vote you make episodes of these.

"B: Pfshaaw. All i hear all day is those morons shouting about selling gold, and botting. Sickens me. "
^ I died from that

PiiNoY wrote:

You ... need a life.

you really didn't just say that did you? hope that was sarcasm

ranger4life · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 2526 **Location:**

comic edition please =P

Firemouse · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 547 **Location:**

ranger4life wrote:

comic edition please =P

agreed. or.."+1"

Sylhana · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3467 **Location:**

LOLZ Trice. Creative as always. Keep doing these now and again :love:

Very nice read for the GD

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Jstar1 · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4757 **Location:**

wow so random but funny

Guardia · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 1187 **Location:**

LOL! That's funny. Keep em coming.

Ichimaru420 · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2778 **Location:** quit

the blacksmith in donwhang with that huge grin on his face is talking 2 soilder
manho (ROFL) about how many times he has worked so-ok (hence the huge ass smile on his face) :wink:

Trice · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:10 am

Lol xD

I'll consider making it a weekly thing. We'll see how creative i am xD

Ell · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 3281 **Location:**

Storage chick: Finally we're alone.
Storage guy: Let's do it.
Manho: What about me

papa59roach · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 649 **Location:**

great great i love it

ciddy · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 864 **Location:**

i love the last part....so true

larvs · **Joined:** Jan 2006 **Posts:** 330 **Location:**

teh last part was so sad, but so true. nice short story you got there.

X20AFreedom · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 248 **Location:**

PiiNoY wrote:

You ... need a life.

i am playing mutiple games. I have MANY LIFEs.

Matrixman__ · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 773 **Location:**

good stuff

the_wicked · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:04 am

we need some donwhang action XD

Reebok1019 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 91 **Location:**

woot woot those darn busy npcs. Nice work dude

vindicated01 · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 1094 **Location:** XE

X20AFreedom wrote:

PiiNoY wrote:

You ... need a life.

I have MANY LIFEs.

how MANY.

bigmachini · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 222 **Location:**

Firemouse wrote:

ranger4life wrote:

comic edition please =P

agreed. or.."+1"

agreed +2

VforVendetta · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 1615 **Location:**

Hotan Jewelry Guy: Right time to visit Salihap to refill on those lucky powders...

tedtwilliger · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:29 am

When i 1st started reading, i thought it would be terrible. But i quite liked it, i would really enjoy a comic version. Good work.

RuYi · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7145 **Location:** Done.

Trice wrote:

Suddenly a man appears as if from nowhere
Man: Gold for sale, 100million for $39.95 ....
J: Oh bollocks.

That made me giggle. :3

alienjep · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 287 **Location:**

hahaha, nice man....

penfold1992 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 4060 **Location:**

lol next were goin 2 hav Sex in the city: sro edition

or heroes:series 4 wher hiro get a sosun blade

or lost:series 8 where jack turns bot

desperate housewives:sro edition where the potion lady cheats on her husband the protecter guy ^^

madness!genius! all in one!
love it

o sorry... "+999999" or whatever

Spanktastik · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 689 **Location:**

Wow, that was great lol. I loled at the end when the gold seller logs in :O

Team up with the cartoonist from SRO.net and make a new series XD

xMoDx · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 456 **Location:**

Trice wrote:

Suddenly a man appears as if from nowhere
Man: Gold for sale, 100million for $39.95 ....
J: Oh bollocks.
*all return to work and prepare for the return of players*

well nuff said =) this is facts

Casey613 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:05 pm

Trice wrote:

I'm aware this is far longer than it should be, but if you know me, you'd know im easily bored, and when im bored, my mind wanders to places. Often silly places. Like these...

Hotan
Protector Lady: *posh lady voice* Ohh thank god, another inspection. All the people gone. Its so peaceful and quiet.
Stable Boy: *Pre-Teen voice* Hmph, its ok for you, i have to clean up all this muck. Whod have thought Oxen could do this much....
Jewel Trader: *Posh voice* Hush boy. You make good money. And thats what matters. Shadow Horses, Grass of Life. Very nice. Mind you, you could bump up the price on those HGP pots you know boy. Now sonny, how about coming over my place later for a glass of port and some...
Blacksmith: *gruff voice* YOU DIRTY B**TARD.
Prot Seller: Oh my. Thats very. Oh my.
*Jewel Trader guffaws*
B: Oi. Drug lady, why you so damn quiet today? Counting all that cash are you? Overpaid you are. Overpaid is what you is.
Pot Lady: *sweet angelic voice* I merely heal. I bring happiness.
J: Yeah, but at a price that you could be a capped sun legend.
PL: Some of us aren't interested in material goods you know. Or port, or *sweet cough* the stable boy*
*J guffaws again*
PL: Protector seller, how are the kids? Johnny is back at school now isnt he?
PS: Yes, hes getting in trouble though, hes been being bullied.
J & B: Pussy
PL: Don't be so rude. Why is such a sweet boy being bullied?

PS: The other kids make fun of his clothes, all tattered and ripped. Its not my fault i cant *stammers* ca.. cant afford.. cant afford good clothes *sobs uncontrollably* No one, no one buys from me anymore :cry:

J: Thank sweet Jesus for the demand for lucky powder
B: And repairing with me, coz im awesome. And those fools that try to think they can pimp npc weapons. Wahahaha
PL: Gentleman please, have some respect. PT would you like me to make a donation to you?
PS: Oh i couldnt
PL: Oh dont be silly dear, its the least I could do. Afterall, you did hand make me this wonderous gown.
PS: :oops:

Stable Boy: MotherF.....
Merchants: what on earth?
SB: you seen this?
All: Seen what?
SB: The new updates?
All: ?
SB: Well, i heard them talkin about it in town...
B: Pfshaaw. All i hear all day is those morons shouting about selling gold, and botting. Sickens me.
PL: Especially when people like Protector lady need the money
SB: ...Anyway, they are bringing out these Hallowe'en costumes or something.
J: So soon after angel wings? Why thats pure genius, everyone who didn't get wings wants something. My My those fellows at Joymax sure do know how to line ones pockets dont they?
SB: Yeah. Anyway, we're gonna have freaks running around looking like fools. Pretending to be harry potter and all that.
B: Hahaha, maybe we can get some for Johnny to wear to school
PS: :cry:

*Pot Lady slaps the Blacksmith*

Suddenly a man appears as if from nowhere
Man: Gold for sale, 100million for $39.95 ....
J: Oh bollocks.
*all return to work and prepare for the return of players*

...

Yeah. So like I said. I get bored.

dannyz · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 177 **Location:**

lol nice one made me laugh

justaskphil · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 734 **Location:**

LOL good one

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