Stared down some fruits at the campus last week

Stallowned · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:18 am

So I'm walking between my classes and I see the regular group of toothpick emo f@gs coming my way. One of them always has a ridiculous looking black hat, almost looks like a half assed beret. He also wears a pair of rayban aviators. His clothes look like they haven't been washed since he bought them and are all beat up. Other guy always wears some plaid shirts and I think he is confsued in his style because his pants are tight as hell which matches with him, but then they hang below his ass, perhaps it is an invitation to other potential homos? I'd rather not know. There's a couple other indescribable guys in the group, same type of style. There's also a fat chick in the group, I'm not even gonna start with her.
So I see this group coming in the distance, and my good day becomes ruined. I shift myself into the right mindset and I staart giving them the death stare. Homos looking at me like they're about to high tail the fck out of there. Chick looking at me with a false look of disgust but you can see it in her eyes she wants to strip down to her fat self and jump all over me. A fruit or two attempt to stare back at me, but their steam quickly runs out as I see the tougher one of them quickly look down at the floor as the whole group is progressively walking at a faster pace.

I have dismantled their minds without speaking a word or lifting a finger. They will go home, think about the situation and replay the scenario in their head over and over while tears run down their eyes as they can,from a third person point of view, witness the ownage they have received.

TOloseGT · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 7129 **Location:**

gratz, u'r an ass.

DemonicHermit · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 17

Heh, good to have these kind of threads back, sort of.

ghostkilla43 · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 1991 **Location:**

yah for you!
u stared at emos.. ur awesome

Vandall · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 1923 **Location:**

Would a cookie suffice as a reward for this great act?

PB_and_J · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:55 am

YOU'VE BEEN STALLOWED

Hostage · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:57 am

Stallowned wrote:

:x
. Chick looking at me with a false look of disgust but you can see it in her eyes she wants to strip down to her fat self and jump all over me. A fruit or two attempt to stare back at me, but their steam quickly runs out as I see the tougher one of them quickly look down at the floor as the whole group is progressively walking at a faster pace.

lol!

I honestly snorted milk out of my nose after reading that.

Silver0 · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:24 am

would of been cooler if you pulled a revolver and shot a couple of them in the knee caps (wouldnt be attempted murder)
so they have something 2 be really emo about not just cuz daddy didnt buy them the green power ranger

Crumpets · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 7800 **Location:**

It'll take a few more years Stallowned till you can burn them with a stare.

Practise makes perfect

.//curb · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 609 **Location:**

Crumpets wrote:

It'll take a few more years Stallowned till you can burn them with a stare.

Practise makes perfect

Are you European?

In america they spell it with a c.

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Stallowned's tell it like it is attitude is what we need around here.

This place was getting too stale and politically correct.

†erminal · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:**

They probably thought you were checking them out.

Hostage · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:41 am

†erminal wrote:

They probably thought you were checking them out.

Fat emo chick ( in clothes probably way to tight for her) whats not to like more cushion for the pushing. :wink:

†erminal · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:**

True, she would probably give great head since she uses her mouth so often.

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:46 am

†erminal wrote:

True, she would probably give great head since she uses her mouth so often.

lmao

[SD]Kratos · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4787 **Location:**

STALL HAS POSTED STALL IS BACK OMG

ARMAGEDDON!!!!!!

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:25 am

my hair covers my eyes to avoid eye contact for this very reason.....random stare downs that probably have both parties equally confused....

Deacon · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 4377 **Location:** De Dutch

Stallowned wrote:

I have dismantled their minds without speaking a word or lifting a finger. They will go home, think about the situation and replay the scenario in their head over and over while tears run down their eyes as they can,from a third person point of view, witness the ownage they have received.

That was the best part. The insulting was just _what ever _

Doron · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:05 am

good job, make them pay for living.. :twisted:

I don't think the head of that fat chick woud be painless, as she mostly uses her teeth...
then you'll get a face like: :shock:

geez.. even those gangsta wannabe's at my school don't wear their pants that low...

funny story thou...

Snudge · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 4200 **Location:**

This place is now officially Stall's personal blog.

StuckUP · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1315 **Location:**

Bet u can't beat me in a glaring contest. I have a nasty attitude so glaring comes naturally to me.

PB_and_J · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:54 pm

Hershey wrote:

PB_and_J wrote:

YOU'VE BEEN STALLOWED

i missed that...

What??

BigRob1 · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 205

TOloseGT wrote:

gratz, u'r an ass.

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