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Well, I had been thinking about writing a long essay on this, but, it's 2am, I have work in the morning, and well, this is much more entertaining - enjoy!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=009_1198085630

ELVIS DIDN'T DO NO DRUGS!!!


lol

/still watching


edit: they used the most common biblistic 'flaws' historically and scientifically seen. A bit like a 'beginners guide to becoming an Atheïst' in an entertaining way. a little bit finite, but funny vid tho

edit 2: lmao @ spambot 2 topics below. I'm not gonna bump it, but damn.. that shit cracked me up. 'machine size' ahah

"I'm still pissed God killed the firstborn children, couldn't he just smack the Pharaoh? He doesn't punish the people that did the crime, but their children?"
They're pretty funny.

Nyargh, blasphemy i say!!

All I did was see the thread title, click the reply button and type this:

Blasphemy. No sarcasm whatsoever.

This is Blasphemy!

Blasphemy?



THIS


IS


ATHEISM!

This is eternal death, pain and suffering.

you're a focking satanist, that's the biggest bullsh!t ever.

Good video.

just uz he dont belive in god, your not a satanist.. he is maybe a atheist

No, I'm a Satanist.

@ HejsaN: explain to me why it's bullshit...and I'll prove you have no clue what you're talking about

yeah it's bullshit, how the fock can you worship he devil himself?

And you're video proves me no wrong, i am a Muslim.

I heard a satinist talk in demoic language or w.e you call it, it was some pretty crazy crap lol

OT:

BLASPHEMY!

Yup, you went for it. You don't understand what a satanist is. If you really think that I believe in the guy with the pointy horns and a pitchfork, you really are ignorant. This is what I believe, in a nutshell:

To the Satanist, martyrdom and non-personalized heroism is to be associated not with integrity, but with stupidity. This, of course, does not apply to the situations which involve the safety of a loved one. But to give one's own life for something as impersonal as a political or religious issue is the ultimate in masochism.

The Satanist believes in complete gratification of his ego. Satanism, in fact, is the only religion which advocates the intensification or encouragement of the ego. Only if a person's own ego is sufficiently fulfilled, can he afford to be kind and complimentary to others, without robbing himself of his self-respect. We generally think of a braggart as a person with a large ego; in reality, his bragging results from a need to satisfy his impoverished ego.

The seven deadly sins of the Christian Church are: greed, pride, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, and sloth. Satanism advocates indulging in each of these "sins" as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.

A Satanist knows there is nothing wrong with being greedy, as it only means that he wants more than he already has. Envy means to look with favor upon the possessions of others, and to be desirous of obtaining similar things for oneself. Envy and greed are the motivating forces of ambition - and without ambition, very little of any importance would be accomplished.

The devils of past religions have always, at least in part, had animal characteristics, evidence of man's constant need to deny that he too is an animal, for to do so would serve a mighty blow to his impoverished ego.

Every man is a god if he chooses to recognize himself as one. So, the Satanist celebrates his own birthday as the most important holiday of the year. Despite the fact that some of us may not have been wanted, or at least were not particularly planned, we're glad, even if no one else is, that we're here! You should give yourself a pat on the back, buy yourself whatever you want, treat yourself like the king (or god) that you are, and generally celebrate your birthday with as much pomp and ceremony as possible.

ok, now i know more about satanism. but i still find that it is better to encourage sharing instead of being greedy. so i think satanism is still more bullshit than the bible.

you have fun being a god

Cleverly made and funny. Its offensive to christians, but racial comedy has, to some extent become the norm these days, be it jokes about jews, muslims, hindus christians whoever. Lookin around theres racial jokes everywhere, stand up, tv shows (family guy, south park etc).

One man's blasphemy is another man's comedy it would seem.

There is a purpose for these "contradictions". and MANY commentators from MANY different time periods explain why certain things are written and so on.

Of course you will be very confused if you just read the text, you will find many problems and won't know how to answer them yourself so you just call it BS. which is childish imo.

STOP USING MÝ NAME IN VAIN, GODDAMMIT

vein? vain? >.<

Religion sucks. Religion has been the base reason of 90% of all the wars we have ever had documentation of and the biggest cause of death over a period of time than anything else. Religion doesn't kill- it's people who are so intolerant of people having their own thoughts and opinions religiously that they kill and torture other people.

Stop fuckin arguing. Believe what you want. Just keep i mind that almost every single religion calls for peace and harmony and living together and all that good stuff, and every time you tell someone they're going to hell, or they're completely and totally wrong about their beliefs; you're one step closer to hell cause you're judging.. which is a no-no. I don't care what people believe; some people need and want religion in their life to keep themselves afloat. If you hate, kill, or inflict other harm upon any person or animal, then you are not mentally or emotionally sane enough to have religion in your life.



Personally, I was raised with a few religions floating around my house christian, hindu, scientology, blabla.. and I think the bible and all other books of religion are full of shit.
But I don't tell people they're gonna burn in hell or suffer having no virgins in heaven and blah blah for not believing what I do.
IMO: religion just sucks. no real reason to argue and insult other religions as long as you're confident and secure in what you personally think.

If you watched the clip, you'd realize that this whole show was meant for those people who actually believe that the bible is THE word of god and think they can scientifically prove it. that is BULLSHIT. They say at the beginning, well, if you believe the bible is the word of god and well, all you have is faith, then there is nothing we can do to change your mind. you've "won".

And, I'm not persecuting anyone or anything. The problem with many religious people is as soon as someone points out the flaws in their way of thinking or in their "holy works", then they get all offended and instead of seeing how illogical it may or may not be, they get all defensive and pissy and sound even more illogical, which makes sense.

But, when someone comes on here and goes "You believe in the devil so you're more bullshit!" well, obviously, that person should know what the **** they're talking about before making accusations. So, I merely gave an education to those who think they know what satanism is

i think this pretty much sums up 1/2 of my beliefs



this sums up 1/4

and here comes the other 1/4: i like pie
lets have a decent religious debate.

@ito, i especially like this part and using it against people

@christians who said so and so is going to hell. you have just been:
SELF-PWNED!!!
damn I'm so totally going to hell now ... OH WAIT I'm catholic [kinda >.>] you know what that means.... it means if i go to confession i got a 1 way ticket to heaven YEAH BABY!!!oneone!!111 until i sin again then i confess again!!

sin then confess, rinse and repeat 1 way ticket to heaven WOOOOT!!

The bible was never meant to be a literal piece of work. It was the romans that turned it into such. You've got to read the story for the metaphors and archetypes within it, not as a history lesson.

didn't Melville do something like that?? you gonna write Moby Dick II?

I pretty much agree completely with Ito.

I myself am not religious, but that's because I was considered Catholic until I was 10.

I think that I realized that religion was a joke(this is my opinion) and preferred being agnostic.

What I do hate though are the so called Christians who will do all this bad stuff, and when confronted about it, they try to explain themselves by saying they'll go to confession.

I think that's dumb.

Roman Emperor Constantine (c.274 - 337)

Why would I write Moby Dick 2? because I'm an ignoramus who has no idea what he's talking about?

I found it funny but I am still christian...I don't cares if any of you are atheist thats your own choice mainly because god made you ugly so now you are angry at god *cough* emos *cough*

Yah, this comment is DEF not wanted here you silly person.

I'm pretty sure Herman Melville read the bible only for the Metaphorical bits, and whats up with you dude didn't you understand my question?

@hellion, i was mocking glaring inconsistencies in catholic dogma
@nohunta, thou shalt not taketh the life of another man.

i forgot what verse but check this: "any man that taketh the life of another shall be subsequently stoned to death." so go ahead murder some1, but don't forget the God you're murdering in the name of sayeth you be STONED

ROFL wow nice thank you for supporting anti bible groups MY GOD doesnt promote murder my god doesnt care if your gay or straight
my god doesnt kill first born children and my god doesnt allow ppls daughters to be sold
you r utter bullshit and so is your bible where only trying 2 save you from getting over exaggerated in a fantasy book
but my god allows free will so go ahead live by your book but dont it intefere into my life
YOUR GOD PROMOTES HATE
DEATH AND DISCRIMINATION
i dont see anything good coming out of christians just double standard hyprocrite BS
KEEP IT 2 YOURSELF